Hair Materia

Once upon a time when we played Final Fantasy 7, my brother would style his hair like Cloud's hair, give or take. One of our recurring jokes was that Cloud's hair stood up like it was gelled because of Hair Materia (Cloud doesn't wear gel, apparently, as Final Fantasy: Advent Children shows). It makes sense because there's no way I could get hair like that.

Anyway, if you could invent or use a type of materia that's not found in the game, what would it be, and what would you use it for?

I would totally take the Hair Materia idea. I wouldn't have to style my hair again and I could probably use it to augment my hair whenever necessary.

Uber-Health Materia to protect me from viruses, seizures, heart attacks, aneurisms, BONITIS, HOMERSIPHILUS-ITIS-OTIS, backgammon, and diarrhea. I have seizures and have to take meds e. day. I've already told everyone I know that I'd rather wear something than have to remember to take my meds.

For me it would probably be Beauty Materia! :heart: So I wouldn't need to put make up on everyday and not scare little kids. ^__^

teleportation materia would be nice..

pheromone materia, to make me irresistible to women

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Originally Posted by thegirth

pheromone materia, to make me irresistible to women

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I'm sure every straight man would want that. :p

[strike]potency materia[/strike]

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Originally Posted by thegirth

pheromone materia, to make me irresistible to women

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I'm sure every straight man would want that. :p

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except the ones that dont need it..

not that thats me though :p

Able-to-get-anything-I-want Materia. Either that or ChuckNorris Materia. Nuff said.

ChuckNorris materia would start in master :)

A transform materia that gave me options other than being a Frog or being Mini would be nice. I'm sure I could find many uses for that. Or perhaps water materia that would allow you to conjure up a glass of water at will? At advanced levels it might allow you to conjure up an umbrella to save you from the rain. That'd be handy.

Screw Chuck Norris Materia. He sucks.

And not the person who got filtered in, he kinda rocks.

Raoul Duke Materia for me please.

Advanced transform materia, Gil-up materia, if that doesn't exist :p.

People who know me should be able to guess what I'd use the Advanced Transform for :p.

Physics Materia. I instantly have a full knowledge of physics up to whatever level I have it levelled up to.

Hell, I'll take a calculus materia as well.

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Originally Posted by thegirth

pheromone materia, to make me irresistible to women

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I'm sure every straight man would want that. :p

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except the ones that dont need it..

not that thats me though :p

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That's me. Not that I'm irresistible, I just don't need to be. But pheromone materia would be useful to anyone who really wanted to get away with stuff.

I came with a new one. I'd still need my Uber-Health Materia, but I think See-Through Materia would be cool too. It serves multiple functions starting with stealth. You'd also be able to see through clothes, skin-tissue, and solid objects. This way, you could scope out a bank for a heist or just be a freakin' pervert.

Screw the rules, I have Materia

I can summon abunch of monsters in one turn.

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Originally Posted by Mercen-X

Uber-Health Materia to protect me from viruses, seizures, heart attacks, aneurisms, BONITIS, HOMERSIPHILUS-ITIS-OTIS, backgammon, and diarrhea. I have seizures and have to take meds e. day. I've already told everyone I know that I'd rather wear something than have to remember to take my meds.

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You forgot Incuritis!

The Chuck Norris summon would be really awesome...

Pew Pew Materia so I can shoot cans off fences!

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Originally Posted by zack_fair

Able-to-get-anything-I-want Materia. Either that or ChuckNorris Materia. Nuff said.

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World Peace Materia. or Anti Little :skull::skull::skull::skull: materia, just by haveing it makes everyone around you behave in a decent manner...

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Screw the rules, I have Materia

I can summon abunch of monsters in one turn.

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BEST REFERENCE EVAR

Persuasion Materia. That way, I'll tell everyone to start undressing, dancing to the tune a pub in a red/blue light district.

Screw non-game materia, I'll take Manipulate...

Oh the good times to be had

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Screw non-game materia, I'll take Manipulate...

Oh the good times to be had

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The rape lawsuits wouldn't be worth it though, until you realize you can manipulate the judge...

Manipulate everyone! BWAHAHA

What lawsuits? The girls totally wanted some.

Nearly every Materia that everyone else has said, and also Clone Materia. I could stay in bed all day and send out my minions to college for me. Mwahahaha!!!! But what if I'm one of my minions??? Oh, this could get very confusing, very quickly.....:D

Chocolate Materia, the kind you actually eat.

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Chocolate Materia, the kind you actually eat.

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Would that level up? Say at level one you get a curly whirly. Then at level two you get a diary milk. When you master it you get some Lindt chocolate. Ohh, that sounds good. Save a ton on Mother's Day/Mother's Birthday/Valentine's Day presents!

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Nearly every Materia that everyone else has said.

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What do you mean "nearly"? You got a problem?

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Chocolate Materia, the kind you actually eat.

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Oh, that sounds good. Save a ton on Mother's Day/Mother's Birthday/Valentine's Day presents!

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How many Mother's Days are in a year and how are they different?

For me it would have to be Peaking Materia which gives you the ability to see through walls ^^ Shower room.. mmmmm

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For me it would have to be Peaking Materia which gives you the ability to see through walls ^^ Shower room.. mmmmm

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That wins.

I won something? Take cover. The apocalypse is truly coming. Anyway c'mon Cloud would just DREAM of Peaking Materia! He has no internet! Every time he meets a nice girl his psychotic friend kills her, every time he tries to buy a dirty magazine a giant metal thing attacks them! Give the poor bloke a break! No wonder he's messed up! He's majorly sexually frustrated!

I'd like a Creativity Materia to help me think of better materia ideas... :(

:eep:weak

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Originally Posted by Suvious

I won something? Take cover. The apocalypse is truly coming. Anyway c'mon Cloud would just DREAM of Peaking Materia! He has no internet! Every time he meets a nice girl his psychotic friend kills her, every time he tries to buy a dirty magazine a giant metal thing attacks them! Give the poor bloke a break! No wonder he's messed up! He's majorly sexually frustrated!

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Giant... metal--- you're talking about Squall! And your Peaking Materia is a total rip-off of the See-Through Materia TM.

Anyway, Materia that helps me find publishers and producers willing to invest in my colon treasures. I mean, my stories.

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Anyway, Materia that helps me find publishers and producers willing to invest in my colon treasures. I mean, my stories.

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:lol: I'll take one of those too & the tax-free materia, while I'm at it.

Hair Materia sounds nice! It's such a pain having to brush my hair every half an hour, so I just do it once a day instead.

It looks like crap by the time I get to school >.>

God Materia-
You're now in charge of the universe!

lol /thread