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When you think about any real protagonist that is trying to stop a villian it's no wonder that they become clich'e. There are many reasons to be evil and do evil things but stopping those things always falls under the catagory of "it's the right thing to do."That being said my judgement was based more on cheesiness.
No way! Plastic man was AWESOME!
That would have to be Sea Man.
"Come on guys. It's pronounced see-man, not see-men."
I always thought Ant Man was pretty lame.
No Super Hero compares to the lameness that is Super Man.
Professor X.
Come on, he's so lame he's in a wheelchair.
Oh come on that joke is lamer then FDR's legs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
Superman is, like, the superhero prototype so he's kind of forgivable.
No.
No he's not.
Cat man.
Robin.
Yes xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Captain America. What a fag.
Human Torch
Seriously what use is the ability to set oneself on fire
Professor X had one weakness...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bahamut2000XOh come on that joke is lamer then FDR's legs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
Rantzien has won this thread.
anyway, its Captain America. a guy with a shield. wooooooooow.
...*sigh*Quote:
Originally Posted by zack_fair
Hawk man! with the power of two men he flies in the skies at 30 miles/hour!
*sigh* indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Bandito...*sigh*Quote:
Originally Posted by zack_fair
Captain America started off as an apple pie gorging, flag waving, Bucky molesting Nazibuster but he came a long way up to the point of his death. He got a lot cooler and a lot deeper.
Regardless of how cool and deep he was, he's still a big lame-o.
Seriously! :jess:Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
That site reminded me of the real worst super hero ever. Matter Eater Lad. :P He eats stuff. That's his super power. Eating.
I know a certain superman ripoff who is stronger than a thousand suns that really sucks.
You sir win. 1000 internets.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bahamut2000XOh come on that joke is lamer then FDR's legs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
Aquaman.
Starfox.
whoops. i guess its prof x then. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13*sigh* indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Bandito...*sigh*Quote:
Originally Posted by zack_fair
Captain America started off as an apple pie gorging, flag waving, Bucky molesting Nazibuster but he came a long way up to the point of his death. He got a lot cooler and a lot deeper.
Captain America was just on steroids... basically any athlete in our country lol
I don't find Superman lame, and idk why people do. I guess most people just think he has TOO MANY powers. If people just think he's absurd for his actions/beliefs... he's a man that stands by his morals, I see nothing absurd about that.
I'd have to say, "Namor the Sub-Mariner" if only for the really dumb name
THE JACKEL
Superman, by a long shot. Seriously, he cheats.
"About to defeat me? Oh, then I'll just fly out of the way then use my 4 different types of eye rays and super strength to freeze you, melt you, rescue Lois, and slice your arms off, then I'll drop your 2-ton ass in jail! Not that I was really in danger anyways, because my body is indestructible and you didn't have any of this one incredibly rare substance that actually does slow me down a little!"
Standing by your morals is one thing, but being perfect is an entirely different matter. He's not interesting as a character because he's too amazing at everything, and he has no real flaws (besides being a prick).Quote:
Originally Posted by ljkkjlcm9
Any superhero which doesn't use their power to it's full potential. Which is all of the ones in the Marvel/DC universes.
I was going to say this. ):Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
Glad someone got the superdickery angle covered.Quote:
Originally Posted by Behold the Void
I guess that's why I really like Smallville, because he's so unsure of everything and makes mistakes constantly. I've never really liked anything superman until that show.Quote:
Originally Posted by Behold the Void
THE JACKEL
Giant Man sucks (because he's also Ant Man) but Ultimate Giant Man beats his wife so he's more interesting there. xP