<a href="http://profx.ytmnd.com/">Professor X had one weakness...</a>Originally Posted by Bahamut2000X
Oh come on that joke is lamer then FDR's legs.
<a href="http://profx.ytmnd.com/">Professor X had one weakness...</a>Oh come on that joke is lamer then FDR's legs.
Rantzien has won this thread.
anyway, its Captain America. a guy with a shield. wooooooooow.
warning: i am NOT funny.
...*sigh*
What I've been listening to:
Hawk man! with the power of two men he flies in the skies at 30 miles/hour!
*sigh* indeed....*sigh*
Captain America started off as an apple pie gorging, flag waving, Bucky molesting Nazibuster but he came a long way up to the point of his death. He got a lot cooler and a lot deeper.
Regardless of how cool and deep he was, he's still a big lame-o.
Seriously!
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
That site reminded me of the real worst super hero ever. Matter Eater Lad. :P He eats stuff. That's his super power. Eating.
I know a certain superman ripoff who is stronger than a thousand suns that really sucks.
You sir win. 1000 internets.Oh come on that joke is lamer then FDR's legs.
Aquaman.
Starfox.
whoops. i guess its prof x then.*sigh* indeed....*sigh*
Captain America started off as an apple pie gorging, flag waving, Bucky molesting Nazibuster but he came a long way up to the point of his death. He got a lot cooler and a lot deeper.
warning: i am NOT funny.
Captain America was just on steroids... basically any athlete in our country lol
I don't find Superman lame, and idk why people do. I guess most people just think he has TOO MANY powers. If people just think he's absurd for his actions/beliefs... he's a man that stands by his morals, I see nothing absurd about that.
I'd have to say, "Namor the Sub-Mariner" if only for the really dumb name
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Superman, by a long shot. Seriously, he cheats.
"About to defeat me? Oh, then I'll just fly out of the way then use my 4 different types of eye rays and super strength to freeze you, melt you, rescue Lois, and slice your arms off, then I'll drop your 2-ton ass in jail! Not that I was really in danger anyways, because my body is indestructible and you didn't have any of this one incredibly rare substance that actually does slow me down a little!"
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