Best Game Lines

What are your favorite lines in gaming?

My favorite
"I met dragons with feets like rabbits!"
X-Zar, Baldur's Gate I

i need a weapon

"Jackpot!" Dante from Devil May Cry Series pure genius or "Eat & grow fat" Fatman in Metal Gear Solid 2 just as he dies.

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Originally Posted by Link to the Past

"Pay no attention to the average middle-aged man standing by this sign."

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Originally Posted by Fable

"Yes! Freedom! At last! In your face, eternal confinement!"

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Originally Posted by Fawful, Mario and Luigi

"I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"

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There was one quote from Sword of Mana from an NPC that cracked me up, but I can't remember it exactly. It's something like "The Dark Lord is all "Blah blah blah world domination" and I'm like 'whoah, dude. Chill.'" I dunno. xP

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum.

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Originally Posted by Shattered Dreamer

"Eat laugh & grow fat" Fatman in Metal Gear Solid 2 just as he dies.

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Fixed:D

Between FFXII, Vagrant Story, the Metal Gear Solid series, and Syphon Filter 2, I have too many favourite game quotes to list.

So, I'll just go in a different direction with this memorable exchange from Tiger Woods 1999:

On the driving range, your ball hits the cart that's driving back and forth to retrieve balls. There's a loud *clunk*.

Voice over the PA system (sounds bored): "Please do not aim at the range cart."

*clunk*

Voice over the PA system (slightly exasperated): "I said, please do not aim your shot at the range cart!"

*clunk*

The range cart explodes in an enormous fireaball

Voice over the PA system (I-told-you-so tone): "I told you not to do that."

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Originally Posted by Flonne

Don't worry! Splitting into 10 means that his love is divided 10 ways! We cannot possibly lose to someone like that!

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...and then we lose.

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Originally Posted by Izuna

Oh, Crap! I made him mad!

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Pretty much sums up the whole game right there.

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Originally Posted by Big D

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Originally Posted by Shattered Dreamer

"Eat laugh & grow fat" Fatman in Metal Gear Solid 2 just as he dies.

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Fixed:D

Between FFXII, Vagrant Story, the Metal Gear Solid series, and Syphon Filter 2, I have too many favourite game quotes to list.

So, I'll just go in a different direction with this memorable exchange from Tiger Woods 1999:

On the driving range, your ball hits the cart that's driving back and forth to retrieve balls. There's a loud *clunk*.

Voice over the PA system (sounds bored): "Please do not aim at the range cart."

*clunk*

Voice over the PA system (slightly exasperated): "I said, please do not aim your shot at the range cart!"

*clunk*

The range cart explodes in an enormous fireaball

Voice over the PA system (I-told-you-so tone): "I told you not to do that."

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I remember that. Thank you for evoking such a nostalgic memory. :heart:

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Originally Posted by Ultimate Spiderman

Is that a rhino horn on your head or are you just happy... to... see... I am so scared I can't even finish my lame joke

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Originally Posted by Jade Empire

So its like flying a swiming ox? Thanks... big help

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Originally Posted by World's Scariest Police Chases

And now the punk who had no respect for other people's property will become someone else's property.......in jail!!

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Originally Posted by GLaDOS from Portal

"The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in three, two,
one."

"This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber.
Please take care of it."

"The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are
superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations. The
Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never
threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."

"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot
speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment
Center urges you to disregard its advice."

"You did it! The weighted companion cube certainly brought you good luck.
However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and must,
unfortunately, be euthanized. Please escort your companion cube to the Aperture
Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator."

"Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the
Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects for all
moral responsibility for the companion cube euthanizing process."

"While it has been a faithful companion, your companion cube cannot accompany
you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center
takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go
on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to
you."

"Testing cannot continue until your companion cube has been incinerated."

"Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, 8 out of 10 Aperture
Science engineers believe that the companion cube is most likely incapable of
feeling much pain."

"The companion cube cannot continue through the testing. State and local
statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and
companionless. You must euthanize it."

"Destroy your companion cube or the testing cannot continue."

"Place your companion cube in the incinerator."

"Incinerate your companion cube."

"You euthanized your faithful companion cube more quickly than any test subject
on record. Congratulations."


"Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into
the fire pit and i said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NNOO WWAAYY", and then I
was all "We pretended we were going to murder you", that was great."


"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party, that all of your
friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, 'the Companion Cube'. Of
course, he couldn't come, because you murdered him. All your other friends
couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends because of how
unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file; 'Unlikable.
Liked by no one. A bitter unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.'
SHALL NOT BE MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official.
It also says you were adopted. So that's funny too."

"Oh, you think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is... ten... in base four
I'M FINE! Look. You're wasting your time. And believe me. You don't have a
whole lot left to waste. What's your point anyway? Survival? Well then, the
last thing you want to do is hurt me. I have your brain scanned and permanently
backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to.
Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on... '~Hellooooo~' That's you! That's how
dumb you sound! You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done,
including this thing. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a
doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?"

"Ugh, I hate you. Are you trying to escape? Hahahah. Things have changed since
the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you
wish you were back in here. I have an infinite capacity for knowledge and even
I'm not sure what's going on outside. All I know is I'm the only thing standing
between us and them. Well, I was. Unless you have a plan for building some
supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much
longer. Good job on that by the way. ~Sarcasm Sphere self-test complete~"

"Stop squirming and die like an adult or I'm going to delete your backup. Stop!
Okay, enough, I deleted it. No matter what happens now you're dead. You're
still shuffling around a little, but believe me, you're dead. The part of you
that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the
permanent record. Your entire life has been a mathematical error... A
mathematical error I'm about to correct."

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Portal :heart: :heart: :heart:

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Originally Posted by Maya, Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney

Um, maybe I shouldn't be saying this... But he definitely did it. Murder. At least once. Maybe twice.

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Originally Posted by Dick Gumshoe, Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney (when asked about blood tests)

Huh? What kind? Umm... well... I hear they take the, um, little bits in the blood, the... er... hemo... hemogl... Hermo... goblins... hobgob... Er...? Herma-goblin bobbin... I-I refuse to testify on this matter, sir! I'm no expert on blood tests!

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I'm surprised it took that long for someone to quote Portal. Portal is the funniest game ever made.

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Originally Posted by Roto13

Ace Attorney quotations

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Originally Posted by Trucy (Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney)

All sorts of things come out of my panties!

...Even the truth.

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Note, this is said only if you take Muppy to the Quizz competion in Mana Khemia, and this is suppose to be a non-violent competition.

AFter seeing everyone come back safe, "What happened to the pack of wolves I set loose?"

"You spoony bard!"

This guy are sick.

Also, there was this one RTS I played once with the best tutorial ever.

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Originally Posted by Myth 2, I think it's called

Narrator: "Hit w and q to pan the camera."
*hits x*
Narrator: "No, hit w and q to pan the camera."
*hits z*
Narrator: "How dumb are you? Hit w and q to pan the camera!"
*hits h*
Narrator: "*sighs* HIT W AND Q TO PAN THE CAMERA!!!"
*hits q*
Narrator: "Good. Moving on..."

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"Remember all those times we were dying and I was the only one left standing but I used my signet on Alesia instead of you only to have her die while attempting to restore Lina's life? Yeah, good times. Good times."

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Reyna is a fricken' badass :D

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Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi

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Originally Posted by Roto13

Ace Attorney quotations

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Originally Posted by Trucy (Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney)

All sorts of things come out of my panties!

...Even the truth.

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HAHAH I'm in the middle of going through that case again. WHO WANTS TO SEE SCREENSHOTS?

Panties
More Panties
Still Panties

Snack Time
Snack Time Part 2

(Tiny spoiler from the first case in Apollo Justice :p)
o rly?
ya rly

Klavier and Apollo Sittin' in a tree...

Flour, right :D?

Some from MGS 2:

"Unfortunately, Hell had no vacancies" - Vamp

"There's no need for sorrow, Queen. I died once already. I cannot die twice." - Vamp

Baldur's Gate -

Minsc: "Evil 'round every corner... Careful not to step in any"

And everyone's favorite

"Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes!" (Boo being Minsc's miniature giant space hamster [he wasn't all there] that he carries around in his pocket)

Miss that game

Anything the Evangelist Voice in Neverwinter Nights says.

I FEEL ASLEEP.

I'm sorry Mario, but the princess is in another castle!

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. (What you say!) You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha...

Gee. It sure is BORING around here. :rolleyes2
My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!
I just wonder what GANON's up to! :rolleyes2
Your majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.
Hmm. How can we help?
It is written: only Link can defeat Ganon.
Great! I'll grab my stuff!
There is no time. Your sword is enough.
How about a kiss, for luck?
You've GOT to be kidding.
:bigsmile:
SQUADALA! We are off!

Biggest crab I ever caught!
It's a Gohma!
You're pretty good! Here!
Thanks!
Keep going, boy, you're doing real well! Once you get rid of Ganon, we can get back to fishing!

Join me Link, and I will make your face the GREATEST in Koridai. Or else you will DIE.

No! Not into the pit! It burns!

Enough! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner?
Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorok!
ONE MONTH LATER...
A whole month gone. And still no word.
I'm certain he's all right!
Yeah! That old Ganon's no match for the king! *flex*
Link, go to Gamelon and find my father.
Great! I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!

Alright, I'm done.

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Originally Posted by Vyk

Baldur's Gate -

Minsc: "Evil 'round every corner... Careful not to step in any"

And everyone's favorite

"Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes!" (Boo being Minsc's miniature giant space hamster [he wasn't all there] that he carries around in his pocket)

Miss that game

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Minsc had a good number of lines, mainly the reason I kept him in my party throughout both the games and the expansion. I think my favorite quote by him was "What? Boo is outraged! See his fury! It's small, so look close. Trust me, it's there." or "Fear not! I will inspire you all by charging blindly on!" Although most of the hilarity is in the delivery itself.

The World Ends With You had some good ones
here's a list of basically all of them

Sho Minamimoto
"So zetta slow!"
"Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon."
"Attention all tasteless tetrahedra!"
"You zetta sons of digits!"
"The world is made of numbers. All you have to do is find the right variables for your victory equation."
"You're out of your vector!"
"Attention you ramen raiding radians! I insist that you make me a spirit!"
"Attention all Hectopascals! (It's X 2 die)"
"You factoring Yoctograms couldn't even solve a Z-level problem?!"
"Some Old Horses Can Always Hear Their Owners Approaching"
"Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally"
"What the factor?"
"Hey, who gives a digit?"
"iiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnfinityyyyy!"
"Awww... zetta shucks"
"Slabs of Ham, Celery and Horseradish, Tons of Asparagus!"
"Why are we even here? I can think of a decillion better ways to spend our time..."
"Any sound can shake the air. My voice shakes the heart!"

Neku Sakuraba
"I suppose you're an ass. All the time."
"Hello? Dead kid speaking." (answering the phone)
"(Must...Resist...Emo...Urges...)"
"(Apparently he not only names things after Crayons, he EATS them too...)"
"Is it true steroids shrink your... Nevermind"
"You have a ramen doctor at your secret ramen base?"
"Yoshiya Kiryu...dick inspector extraordinaire..."
"NOOOOO! NOT THE HEADPHONES!!!"
"Haha, you're killing me. Oh wait..."
"Sometimes i just feel so...emo. There I said it."
"Aah! Bad man! Mustn’t make eye contact… Ohh, please don’t hurt me!"
"You mean... you use that piggy as a weapon?"
"Full of fail, as usual."
"Freakin' Rainbow."
"I think they design traps with people like you in mind."
"The pig moves on it's own? What if it's possessed--waiting to pork-chop us in the back of the head?"
"Screw you, I do what I want!"
"So he steals her color and now he's complaining about it?"
"(So he's not just some freak. He's a freak with good connections."
"You`re an idiot. So start acting like one." (to Beat)
"And more importantly, who thought that costume was OK? Guy's got a ram on his crotch. What is this, Freak Fashion Friday? Tin Pin, yours is a mysterious world..."
"Wait! I've got it! I just need to focus on the light of my life. My beacon of hope! Yes... That'll pull me right out of this funk! Why? Because that light is... a trick of fate? A microcosm of my world? The meaning of life? It's my PURPOSE! TIN PIN SLAMMER IS MY PURPOSE! I will be the greatest slammer that ever lived!"
"We're being named after crayons?"

Shiki Misaki
"NEKU! I said I want to go SHOPPING!!"
"Your shorts. Take them off! I'll fix the button."
"He's not a pig! He's a cat!"
"I'm coming too. If anything happens I want to see... I mean stop it." (referring to Neku and Joshua)

Yoshiya Kiryu (Joshua)
"Shut up and walk, dear."
"Dibs on the rainbow."
"I should be Pink, because Pink is love and a humanitarian like me loves people."
"Oh, so I'm up against an unnamed character?"
"Whatever keeps you happy Yellow.
"Blue already has the emo position filled."
"I don't see how this is my fault. You're the one who refuses to call me Pink."
"Understanding other people isn't hard, Neku. It's impossible."
"Very impressive, Neku. Show those fifth graders who's boss."
"Actually, I should be gold, the color of wisdom."
"Black 'n Blue, you're like a bruise to the tomato of my heart."

Daisukenojo Bito (Beat)
"Come back when you grow a pair!"
"HELL yeah, that was TIGHT!"
"I ain't walking on thin ice, yo! Shibuya's too warm for ice!"
"Uh...lessee, Reaper Spurt number 4 right?"
"Brotha ain't a liar. Brotha's a ramen man. A ramaen man who can make curry!"
"There's a party in my mouth!"
"You show me a button, man, and I wanna push it!"
"Ooh! I call box holder!"
"Is it..... push time?"

Yodai Higashi zawa
"Watch! I will turn this week's fracas into a fricassee!"
"The plates have been licked... Desert is imminent."
"The proof is in the pudding. The pudding... of their doom."

Uzuki Yashiro
"New Mission! Defeat the pissed off Reaper!"
"Who made today's mission for ages 3 and up!?"
"I'm off to listen to bands you kids have never heard of, and when they go major I'll be there to complain about how much they've sold out!"

Combination
"You guys are... like, you ain't..." (Beat and Shiki)
"'Follow my lead!' 'Screw that!'" (Neku and Joshua)
"'Work for you?''What do you think?'" (Neku and Joshua)
"'He is yours to do with whatever you like is that is your wish' '...I'm what?'" (Shiki and Neku)

Misc. (those who don't need their own section currently or I don't know who said it)
"To write the countless thongs of...dammit!"
"Uhh, I'm not good with crowds... Crowds bring out those symbols- the weebers! I can see them everywhere! There! Clinging to that guy's back- WEEBERS!!! Weebie weebie weebie..."
"F this ramen. F it to high heaven!"- Prince
"The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go" Hanekoma
"You'll just DIE! Har! Reaper Humour!"
"You can't wear that on top of that! Why? You just can't. Deal."
"Um, Villain? Screwing with you is my job."-Kariya
"You, sir, are fit to be high prince of the bunny realm."-Princess K
"If you challenge had a flavor, you'd be quite delicious! O.O"
"It feels like the Monday after vacation."-Kariya
"Proof my ass..."
"He only F's things he really likes!!"
"Tutorial Box. Out."

there you go

THE JACKEL

"Your right hand comes off?"-Leon Kennedy(RE4) when Salazar tells him he's sending his right hand to dispose of him.

"Monsters. I guess after this there'll be one less to
worry about."- Leon Kennedy

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LEON: Hunnigan, is that you?

HUNNIGAN: Finally... The line's jack-free.

LEON: Hey, Hunnigan, no glasses...

HUNNIGAN: Forget the glasses. What's the status of the mission?

LEON: I've rescued the subject. We're returning home.

HUNNIGAN: You did it, Leon!

LEON: Thanks. You know, you're kinda cute without those glasses.
Gimme your number when I get back.

HUNNIGAN: May I remind you that you're still on duty?

LEON: Story of my life...

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Originally Posted by Denmark

How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. (What you say!) You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha...

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lol I was going to put that when I saw it

I can't choose a favourite line from the Monkey Island series (or any other Lucasfilm game). :p

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Originally Posted by Barry Burton

And Jill. Here is a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.

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"I came to see the circus not some half dressed tart spouting dire warnings"
- Main character Baldurs gate 2.

Also just about every quote from Edwin is awesome.

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Originally Posted by o_O

I can't choose a favourite line from the Monkey Island series (or any other Lucasfilm game). :p

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Oh man, yeah.

I never beat the game, so I can't imagine what I'm missing out on, but the part where Guybrush is in the mansion with the sheriff was hilarious

Going along with that, another Tim Shafer game, Psychonauts.
"Hello, fellow road crew worker. Welcome to the road crew."
"I am a grieving widow. I have flowers, because I am sad."
"With the growing popularity of mobile phones, in ten years my job will be obsolete"
... or basically anything that the agents say in the Milkman level.

Dogen was also awesome because he was so adorable while also being totally insane.
[surrounded by chittering squirrels]
"No... I could never do that! I would never... kill everybody!"
[camera moves away for a second, you hear an explosion, then it goes back and all the squirrels around Dogen have exploded]
"Oh... no... not again! Not again!"

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Originally Posted by Hsu

I never beat the game, so I can't imagine what I'm missing out on, but the part where Guybrush is in the mansion with the sheriff was hilarious

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Dude, I was going to quote the whole sequence of Guybrush stealing the Idol of Many Hands from the governor's mansion! :p

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Originally Posted by Portal

The cake is a lie.

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A true classic.

The frankly retarded 'reasons' the computer gives you for resigning the game in Age of Empires II are great.

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Originally Posted by Age of Empires II

Thou art human, with soul and wit. I am naught but clockwork! No wonder thou wert victorious! I shalt abdicate.
A graceless hillock rose too near mine town center. No wonder thou wert victorious! I shalt abdicate.
My sheep perished when I sought to use them as food. No wonder thou wert victorious! I shalt abdicate.
When I sent my villager to hunt wild boar, it slew him. No wonder thou wert victorious! I shalt abdicate.
Zounds! I accidentally resigned by mistake! No wonder thou wert victorious! I shalt abdicate.

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BG2's Edwin and Minsc are comic gold.

But how about BG's Xan?

"Life...if so hollow..."
"Onward....to futility..."
"Let us save our efforts and lie down and die."

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Originally Posted by Arc_Master_14

"Your right hand comes off?"-Leon Kennedy(RE4) when Salazar tells him he's sending his right hand to dispose of him.

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I was going to quote that. Also:

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Originally Posted by Leon

I know you'd be fine if you landed on your butt.

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I always liked bugging the troops on Warcraft II. You get some fantastic lines Including Alleria's classic: "You never touch the other elves like that." Basically, most of the quotes here.

Ah, yes, that old classic.

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Originally Posted by Orcs

Zug-zug

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Kaim from lost odyssey. when hes talking about killing gongora. I like the if he wont die,ill bury him in so much pain he'll wish he was. we have all the time in the world. It was funnyish