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Between FFXII, Vagrant Story, the Metal Gear Solid series, and Syphon Filter 2, I have too many favourite game quotes to list.
So, I'll just go in a different direction with this memorable exchange from Tiger Woods 1999:
On the driving range, your ball hits the cart that's driving back and forth to retrieve balls. There's a loud *clunk*.
Voice over the PA system (sounds bored): "Please do not aim at the range cart."
*clunk*
Voice over the PA system (slightly exasperated): "I said, please do not aim your shot at the range cart!"
*clunk*
The range cart explodes in an enormous fireaball
Voice over the PA system (I-told-you-so tone): "I told you not to do that."