Scummies: Lets write some speeches!

So, While the voting for the first ever EoFF Scummies is going on, there is something else you can do, write a nice shiny speech! All you need to do is post in this thread and claim your speech. To help, here are all the catagories, and which ones already have speeches. The speech writing is first come, first serve, so hurry up! Oh, and if you are nominated for a scummie, then you can't write the speech. Also check the thread as well as this post, because someone else may have already claimed a scummie but I didn't see it yet. Also if you say you will do a speech and flake, then shame on you! :mad2:

Click here to see the nominee's

Here are all the scummies, go write!

1) Best Overall Player In progress by Sir Lancealot
2) Best New Player (First mafia game mafia VI or later) In progress by Denmark
3) Best at playing town Not Taken
4) Best at playing mafia In progress by Demon Dude
5) Best at playing Serial Killer Not Taken
6) Best at playing as partners Not Taken
7) Most Helpful player In progress by Levian
8) Most underrated player In progress by Demon Dude
9) Most Improved Player In progress by Lekana
10) Best Rolclaimer Not Taken

All about the games

11) Best Host(s) Not Taken
12) Best Game In progress by Demon Dude
13) Craziest Game Not Taken
14) Best theme Not Taken
15) Best Setup Not Taken

Mod customs

16) Best Role In progress by Lekana
17) Best flavor text In progress by Levian

Specific to a game and a player

18) Funniest Roleclaim In progress by Sir Lancealot
19) Cassandra award (Best last stand for a dying cause) Not Taken
20) Best Stratigest Not Taken
21) Best Scum catcher Not Taken
22) Most cunning Mafia Not Taken

Most Likely to

23) Be Vanilla Town In progress by Denmark
24) Be a Mafia goon Not Taken
25) Ruin the game Not Taken
26) Be replaced Not Taken
27) Vote him/herself and not be the jester In progress by Goldenboko
28) Kill only town as a Vigilante Completed by Goldenboko
29) Be lynched day 1 Not Taken
30) Be nightkilled night 1 Not Taken
31) Try and shoot the nexus, twice Not Taken
32) Live until the end of the game Not Taken
33) Be banned from the next mafia game Not Taken

I want overall and best role ^_^

I'll take Best New Player and MLT Be Vanilla/Mafia (one or the other or both, whatever).

Oh and you know I'm going to have to present as [M] Iraq.

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Originally Posted by Denmark

I'll take Best New Player and MLT Be Vanilla/Mafia (one or the other or both, whatever).

Oh and you know I'm going to have to present as [M] Iraq.

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Lekana: Best role is yours, but you are nominated for best overall.

Denmark: I'll put you down for best Newbie and MLT Be townie, and if MLT Be mafia doesn't get taken you can do that.

lol i forgot xD

OK OK give me sk then xD wait xD

EDIT: um no uh damn what am i not in for xD

EDIT EDIT: OK how about most improved

It's yours!

you put me down for roleclaimer D: not improved!

Thats why I normally use preview, I'll fix that.:p

I'll be taking more then just this as time progresses, but oh god do I want to secure me doing 29. thx.

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

I'll be taking more then just this as time progresses, but oh god do I want to secure me doing 29. thx.

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Too bad you are nominated for that one already. Want another one?

Haha, I typoed, meant 28.

;p

OK then. 28 is yours Boko. :p

I'll do one for 1 and 18.

Alright. Here's the deal.

When you're running out of time and you don't have enough people writing speeches, come to me. :P

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Originally Posted by Roto13

Alright. Here's the deal.

When you're running out of time and you don't have enough people writing speeches, come to me. :P

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Same here.

What they said. ^

I would have written one halfway if my laptop was working ;_;

I'll follow Roto's call :) I'm too busy thinking up themes for in case someone wants to partner up with me sometime!

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Originally Posted by Sir Lancealot

I'll do one for 1 and 18.

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Sure thing. Just remember, speech one is the big one, so do your best.:)

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Originally Posted by Roto13

Alright. Here's the deal.

When you're running out of time and you don't have enough people writing speeches, come to me. :P

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I will

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

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Originally Posted by Roto13

Alright. Here's the deal.

When you're running out of time and you don't have enough people writing speeches, come to me. :P

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Same here.

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keep you

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

What they said. ^

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all in

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Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~

I'll follow Roto's call :) I'm too busy thinking up themes for in case someone wants to partner up with me sometime!

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mind. :p

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Originally Posted by [M] Award Guy

Denmark: I'll put you down for best Newbie and MLT Be townie, and if MLT Be mafia doesn't get taken you can do that.

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kk, sounds good.

I'll take best roleclaimer, It shall be beautiful.

EDIT: Best game as well. : - D I've played almost all of them, so it should be a good speech.

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

I'll take best roleclaimer, It shall be beautiful.

EDIT: Best game as well. : - D I've played almost all of them, so it should be a good speech.

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You are nominated for best roleclaimer.

Can I have best game then?

EDIT: Oops, instead of roleclaimer, can I have the most underrated player?

EDIT 2: OMG, I want best mafia player as well!

They are yours

I'm liking my improved ^_^ Mind you that whole communications majoring is sooo obvious xD

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Originally Posted by [M] Award Guy

28) Kill only town as a Vigilante Completed by Goldenboko

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You bet it is, and its so hot. You all shall orgasm upon reading it. :cool:

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Originally Posted by [M] Award Guy

27) Vote him/herself and not be the jester Not Taken

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Mine plox.

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

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Originally Posted by [M] Award Guy

28) Kill only town as a Vigilante Completed by Goldenboko

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You bet it is, and its so hot. You all shall orgasm upon reading it. :cool:

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Originally Posted by [M] Award Guy

27) Vote him/herself and not be the jester Not Taken

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Mine plox.

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Sure thing

When are these due? (Meaning when are the Scummies being revealed?)

If no one takes the Cassandra award, I'll do it, but only if no one else wants it, because I think other people could do much better xD

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Originally Posted by Denmark

When are these due? (Meaning when are the Scummies being revealed?)

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Saturday, September 20th, Noon EST is about when I'll be starting the revelations, so have the speeches in by then.

I'll take Most Helpful Player and Best Flavor Text.

I guess if there are left over speeches I could help write one or two.

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Originally Posted by Levian

I'll take Most Helpful Player and Best Flavor Text.

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Sure thing.

I don't think I'll have the time to do two good speeches, so I'd like to drop MLT Be Vanilla if possible. School takes up so much time nowadays! What's up with that?

Which order are the Scummies going to be presented in, 33 to 1 or 1 to 33:confused:

Crap, I have something going on on Saturday, but I can't remember what it is :( I hope it's nothing, because i want to see who wins as they win, not after!

We have so few speech writers and so little time ;_;

Just dump the rest on AK, Roto, Psy, Celes and Dolentrean. :D 4 speeches each!

*cough* *sputter*

"What now?"

These awards ever going to be given out or what?

Saturday he said!

Done mine.

Oh, it's Saturday, i should write my speeches probably.

Okay, I've done the best game, and it's huge, I'm busy and now I'm behind on my school work. : - O

So, yeah, I'm leaving forever now, hope you look forward to my speech.

*Never posts again*

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Originally Posted by Levian

Oh, it's Saturday, i should write my speeches probably.

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Unfortunately, that doesn't look probable for me. Someone else could probably do a better job than me anyway. So, um, shame on me.

Waaaaah ;_;

Come on people, just make crap up. This has been going on longer than the Ciddies do.

Sorry for the lack of me helping guys, I'm sick now, and before that I've been busy. I'm going to try to get this done regardless though.

Done! You know what, since I'm stuck in bed sick, give me another one to do, I've got nothing better to do (you choose which one AG)

Considering the lack of contribution, do we have to follow the "no making speeches for ones you're nominated in"? Cause I have a wicked idea for Most Cunning Mafia.

I say make as many as you want.

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Originally Posted by [M] Award Guy

Oh, and if you are nominated for a scummie, then you can't write the speech

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I'm just kinda referring to that xD Considering the current situation I think that rule should be removed xD

Seeing that there is probably only like 20 people who even care about these awards in the first place I'd say that our options are limited. But this is qwerty's contest so I'll let him decide.

Gawd, if you want me to write stuff, tell me what to write for.

GAWD!

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Originally Posted by Roto13

Gawd, if you want me to write stuff, tell me what to write for.

GAWD!

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What he said, only with more sass.

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

Come on people, just make crap up. This has been going on longer than the Ciddies do.

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Seriously, speeches can be a few sentences long or even one sentence. If you can't get anyone who knows about mafia to do it, just use a story-generator like one of those threads hero used to post. Or was it Mulley? I forget. Either way, results being given on time is more important than speeches being done!

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Originally Posted by Roto13

Gawd, if you want me to write stuff, tell me what to write for.

GAWD!

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JUST PICK ONE AND GOOOO :twak:

I just sent a bunch ALL of THE speeches to Award Guy, is that who I am suppoed to send them to?

I'm bored and will be back later with my speech choice. :bounce:

I blame BoB for inventing this speech nonsense.

Best partners and best roleclaimer plz!

I already did all the remaining speeches. They suck... So please redo them. I did them all in one sitting, some are only one line.

Better than nothing :(

Does that mean I don't write any speeches?

It seems to me that Neskaya did a full round of forum awards (nominations, voting, and revelations) while this thread has been open. Just do it already.

It means you should write them because those are just back-ups in case no one else writes any! GO GO GO WRITE NAU

YESSUM! *salutes and scampers off to work*

Maybe the problem is that qwerty hasn't been online since thursday rather than the speeches not being done. He's the host right? I don't know.

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Originally Posted by Levian

Maybe the problem is that qwerty hasn't been online since thursday rather than the speeches not being done. He's the host right? I don't know.

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Thats what I was thinking. Even still he probably wouldn't send out start without the Speeches.

That doesn't mean we should slack off on those speeches!

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

That doesn't mean we should slack off on those speeches!

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Yeah. But how do we know what speeches are done?

You don't! Just write them anyway!

Sounds stupid :spin:

Two speeches are better than one!

It's really hard to run things while you have bronchitis. I can't run this until next Saturday, because of work and classes. So this will end this weekend.

The one thing I don't fully understand is why my partner didn't do these while I was sick.:confused:

Get well soon! I had that while in Sweden and for a week afterwards, it sucked.

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Originally Posted by qwertyxsora

It's really hard to run things while you have bronchitis. I can't run this until next Saturday, because of work and classes. So this will end this weekend.

The one thing I don't fully understand is why my partner didn't do these while I was sick.:confused:

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I've talked to Laddy and apparently he's finding any excuse why he hasn't/is currently not helping xD

SHAME ON YOU LADDY :twak: