Does it weird you out to think of your parents having sex? (not necessarily with each other, just whatever)
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Does it weird you out to think of your parents having sex? (not necessarily with each other, just whatever)
My parents have never had sex. It's a virtual unknown.
Yes, it's worse when you hear it too. oh dear god that was horrible.
It was a bit weird when I heard it one time but I generally just think nothing of it.
No, not at all. It's never bothered me x) They never say anything about it to me, so why should I care?
I tend not to think about it too much. I know it's happened, I just don't want to know the details.
My parents have never had sex. The stork brought me.
No, not really. I stumbled in on my mother and her boyfriend having sex once and another time I accidentally discovered my mother's vibrator. It was a weird and awkward situation but I didn't really care afterwards.
I once found my father's erection device. Really could have done without that image in my head.
e. . . erection device?
Nice title.
My parents are both virgins.
Meh... It doesn't weird me out, but I don't think of it unless someone makes a thread about it.
Where you watching That 70s Show? Cause that episode was just on. And I, try not to think about it. Just keeping it outta my mind.
you think that's weird... people's grandparents are having sex (not mine, they're dead)... now think about that one!
THE JACKEL
Darn it all.
I don't think my dad gets much action, but they are funny people I must say. Let me paint you a picture.
My mother is a christian
Her drawer has a bible and a boring book in it, about girls on a farm or something
My father is an ex-sailor
His drawer has condoms, porn, lube and a spiky dildo in it.
no I just saw erikramza's thread title and kept thinking it said thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Vermachtnis
my parents are grandparentsQuote:
Originally Posted by ljkkjlcm9
I dunno. I try not to think about my dad having sex cause *shudder*, but it's easier with my mom. I mean, not that I think about her having sex, but we've talked about the subject quite a bit, and I've heard the story of how she lost her virginity countless times since it was first told to me when I was a child. So it just seems more normal I guess. D:
There's nothing wrong with parents having sex, they're human and enjoy it just as much as everyone else :D :D :D
I used to find it weird but then I matured.
Smile and Be happy :love:
I heard them one night and thought my father was hurting my mom:D
Other than that, I try to keep away from the images. I prefer to think of them as asexual.
As long as I don't dwell on it, I don't feel disgusted. My parents are divorced anyway.
But until you walk in on your grandparents, you can't even start to say how horrifying your parents having sex is. :X
It's the reason I'm here not, isn't it? :D
That's what you think :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Brennan
Sometimes when I was younger I'd wake up in the middle of the night and hear my parents doing it. I always wondered what the smurf they were doing.
It's more disturbing when it's your mother and your stepfather.
*shudder*
No it's not. It's only half as disturbing. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Momiji
QFT, I cried for 3 hours.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeldy
Right, when you hear noises coming from their bedroom; your mom with some guy you hardly know....Quote:
Originally Posted by YaridovichNo it's not. It's only half as disturbing. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Momiji
i was too young to remember. the only memories of my parents when they were toegether were of fighting and screaming :(
but my mother-in-law-to-be keeps talking about her and her husband and tries to get details outta me XD im like....uhhhhh no
I usually can't hear, nor do I imagine, but I'm pretty sure when its happening because my parents suddenly decide to lock the door to their room (at 12AM? hmmm....) which makes a loud clicking noise.
I wish I had a step daddy for my mother to smurf...
I'd slap hands with the both of them afterwords!
Give them 'props' n. Yea boy, what's gud?
That's pretty smurfed up.Quote:
Originally Posted by erikramzaI wish I had a step daddy for my mother to smurf...
I'd slap hands with the both of them afterwords!
Give them 'props' n
No, I'm not quite sure if I was 100% serious.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoThat's pretty smurfed up.Quote:
Originally Posted by erikramza
I am sorry for wasting all of your valuable finalfantasy related (only not related) forum posting & reading time.
I'm not quite sure if that was just me being a dick.Quote:
Originally Posted by erikramzaNo, I'm not quite sure if I was 100% serious.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoThat's pretty smurfed up.Quote:
Originally Posted by erikramza
I am sorry for wasting all of your valuable finalfantasy related (only not related) forum posting & reading time.
I love you.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoI'm not quite sure if that was just me being a dick.Quote:
Originally Posted by erikramzaNo, I'm not quite sure if I was 100% serious.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoThat's pretty smurfed up.Quote:
Originally Posted by erikramza
I am sorry for wasting all of your valuable finalfantasy related (only not related) forum posting & reading time.
EDIT: smurf! I did it again!
For all you know, they might just like making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the dark. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
Unlikely. Its pretty obvious when they're doing that, my dad chews like a beast.Quote:
Originally Posted by YaridovichFor all you know, they might just like making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the dark. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
Perhaps they are playing Monopoly and do not want to be disturbed.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoUnlikely. Its pretty obvious when they're doing that, my dad chews like a beast.Quote:
Originally Posted by YaridovichFor all you know, they might just like making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the dark. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
Monopoly is kept in my closet. >:0Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyPerhaps they are playing Monopoly and do not want to be disturbed.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoUnlikely. Its pretty obvious when they're doing that, my dad chews like a beast.Quote:
Originally Posted by YaridovichFor all you know, they might just like making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the dark. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
Geez, GoBo, it sounds like you really hope they're having sex. ;_;
:D
QFT.Quote:
Originally Posted by louby_4eva
Really guys. You think people stop being human once they hit 30? :cat:
FINE THEN MAYBE YOUR MOTHER IS VIOLATING YOUR FATHER'S NO NO PLACE WITH A SPIKY VIBRATOR THEY NAMED MARCUS AND LOVE MORE THAN YOU.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoMonopoly is kept in my closet. >:0Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyPerhaps they are playing Monopoly and do not want to be disturbed.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoUnlikely. Its pretty obvious when they're doing that, my dad chews like a beast.Quote:
Originally Posted by YaridovichFor all you know, they might just like making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the dark. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
Is that better, Mr. Denial?
No, it's the rules. :p Everyone else in the world can do it, just not my parents.Quote:
Originally Posted by LeezaQFT.Quote:
Originally Posted by louby_4eva
Really guys. You think people stop being human once they hit 30?
It's just... gross. :rolleyes2
...Almost.Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyFINE THEN MAYBE YOUR MOTHER IS VIOLATING YOUR FATHER'S NO NO PLACE WITH A SPIKY VIBRATOR THEY NAMED MARCUS AND LOVE MORE THAN YOU.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoMonopoly is kept in my closet. >:0Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyPerhaps they are playing Monopoly and do not want to be disturbed.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoUnlikely. Its pretty obvious when they're doing that, my dad chews like a beast.Quote:
Originally Posted by YaridovichFor all you know, they might just like making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the dark. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
Is that better, Mr. Denial?
Anymore quotes and posts get deleted.
Aww, but Leeza!Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
That doesn't mean that one can still find it an unpleasant thing to think about. You don't have to be immature about it to associate it with something that you don't want to particularly want to think about.Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
My parents smurfed, and I came out. My parents still smurf, because that's what people do. If I were to think that was 'unpleasant' then I'd consider myself quite immature. I'm sure they have a jolly good time, that they can go ahead and keep having. I AM HERE BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY DID, AND MOST LIKELY STILL DO. So what say can I even have about it?Quote:
Originally Posted by MomijiThat doesn't mean that one can still find it an unpleasant thing to think about. You don't have to be immature about it to associate it with something that you don't want to particularly want to think about.Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
The whole step parent thing is different I'm sure. Well, that is to say I don't know anything about it. So my opinion is geared towards biological parents.
IF YOU FIND IT UNPLEASANT, AND ARE REALLY UPSET ABOUT IT, smurfing go outside for a half hour, and hang out.
The night is more beautiful than the day anyways.
I was still referring to the whole step parent thing in my previous post. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by erikramza
My parents hate eachother. They probably have wild sex, if they have it at all. My guess is no, as the sleeping in different bedrooms kinda puts that thought to rest.
Also I never want to get old. :(
Let's go to never-never land! Peter Pan is choice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caraliz
Captain Hook is sexy, I'm in!Quote:
Originally Posted by erikramzaLet's go to never-never land! Peter Pan is choice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caraliz
:bowpanties: :bowpanties: :bowpanties:
oh no, rabid fangirls have begun throwing their panties!
alright, this thread for leeza's benefit:
how do you feel about knowing when nicole has sex!?
also, gobo I totally forgot you were talking about peanut butter when you said your dad "chews like a beast" and I threw up in my mouth a little ;)
My parents divorced when I was very young and neither got remarried or even bothered to date anyone...
I wish they would both get laid now cause god damn I'm certain the lack of sex is why they both act the way they do... I need to buy my a mom a vibrator for Christmas and Dad needs some lube and for me to add a few sites to his favorites list. :cool:
When my mother dreamt of a wise man on a white elephant I was birthed from her side ten months later. No procreation was involved.
I was waiting for someone to comment on that xDQuote:
Originally Posted by RubyLapiz
It's even worse when you catch your parents doing it doggy style. :Oo:Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeldy
I'd be happy to catch my mother and some guy doing that...well, not happy happy, I wouldn't be happy catching anyone having sex, but I'd be happy knowing that she's having a good sex life. It generally means the relationship is in a good place :D :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Smile and Be happy :love:
I've never caught my parents doing anything more than touching each other inappropriately while in mixed company.
I don't think I would want to imagine this. Kinda sounds like a scary thought. :D
I've heard my mom's vibrator and I found it one day in her drawer when looking for her class ring. That was quite scary enough for me.
The thought of them having sex doesn't really bother me as much as it used to, but it's still not pleasant to think about :p
I don't think of my parents having sex. It's perfectly normal. I'm sure they don't like to think about me having sex, either.
I don't have parents. I came into being already fully formed at the beginning of time.
I'm cool with it. My dad's a known whore and my mom could use a good lay.
It's none of my business, so I don't think about it. I don't mind, they can do what they like. I just don't like thinking about it in case images start popping into my head, in which case it becomes weird and scary. :(