LOLOLOLOLOL they are ruining my childhood... and it's hilarious.
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Thoughts on the trailer?
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LOLOLOLOLOL they are ruining my childhood... and it's hilarious.
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x...oviePoster.jpg
Thoughts on the trailer?
Oh please.Quote:
Seven Dragon Balls must be found,
Or all man's fate will be bound
It looks like that Street Fighter movie. Seriously.
Uh, is that official movie site seriously hosted by Blogspot? xD
What the hell is this crap. I can't believe they actually managed to mess it up.
In what fantasy world do you live where it's possible to make a good live-action movie about Dragonball? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Raebus
This is going to be the best movie ever.
Oh god Piccolo <3333Quote:
"thousands of years old and a very long time ago he used to be a force of good, but [he] got into a bad argument and was put into prison for 2000 years. It got him very angry, and he finds a way to escape and then tries to destroy the world."
That old Chinese one was badass.
No it wasn't.
I was certainly hoping it would turn out good. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by AzarIn what fantasy world do you live where it's possible to make a good live-action movie about Dragonball? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Raebus
It should be kept to non live action ie the anime/not been made into a film at all.
It's so funny xD I'm just watching it over and over to giggle xD
DOOOOOOO
GOKU
DOOOOOO
BULMA
DOOOOOOO
YAMCHA
LOLZ
8.15.08 0rly
This is about as cool as Gt.
Ah ha ha ha ha ha yeees.
Oh dear x))))Quote:
Originally Posted by Noctiluca
Forget Street Fighter, this is more like Double Dragon. Since when did Son Goku look like an extra from a day time soap? Who the hell is Mai? and why does Piccolo looks like a cross between Voldemort and the Hellraiser guy?
I also read yesterday that Hollywood got the rights to do a live action Cowboy Bebop movie...:eep:
Wow, they really messed the characters up. From the looks of it, Goku's not awesome enough, Bulma's not useless enough, Roshi's not bald enough, Piccolo's not green enough, and... ummm... who's Mai again?
Wow, something that will fail harder than the anime. ;)
lolololololol smurf this.
Maybe I could see it if they went with different characters and just did some spin off- but this is retarded as hell.
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*Lack of speech*
That is the worst thing I've ever seen.
So awesome! I can't wait! I wanna watch it now! xD
This is more awesome than tv.
MAI, lord pilafs chick. He's not in it but she sure as hell is.
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/dr.../250px-Mai.jpg
Now I remember... very odd she's in this flick without the others but then again, when has Hollywood ever believed in artistic integrity?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
wow, wish i could see how bad they messed it up but all i get is a blank page...
ok after hunting it down through Movieweb, i finaly saw it and sadly it's not enough to judge it by, though i have to agree, what's with Roshi having a full head of hair? he's supposed to be an old bald pervert, that gets whacked in his bald noggin by all the girls for being a perv, i'm not so sure about this one though i need to see more before i judge too harshly... of course the characters are gonna look a bit different because Toriyama's art style is near impossible to mimic with real people...
Why do you need to see more? Bulma is Tifa with guns and Goku is a 16-year-old scrawny little bishie thing and Piccolo looks like one of those aliens from Star Trek. xP
Unless is stars Ein, I'm not interested.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno
I can't believe they made cheesiness worse.
i need to see more because as all trailers do it flashes by so quickly and gives the barest minimum of detail, i can't judge it fairly on that trailer alone... i don't wanna be part of the herd that judges before actualy seeing, my lil' bro is a huge DB/Z/GT fan and because of that i have seen the whole saga and a little 2min trailer just isn't enough to be judgmental about... all we get is what they look like, no real backstory on it or character personality description to compare to the originals, just looks, and looks are not enough...
Actually If you look it up it gives you a lot more. They altered the story a lot. Look it up elly. There isn't just the 2 min trailer.
AhahahahahaahAHAHHAAAAHAAAHAHAAHAHAA
Oh god my sides
Ha, pick your poison I suppose!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wikipedia
I'd rather be hit in the head with the Double Dragon movie, tbh.
Was the guy with a British accent GOKU?! Looks like it's probably going to be very very different from the original plot. And I hope Goku isn't always that serious looking, because then he wouldn't be Goku.
The only huge problem I have with this so far is that PICCOLO ISN'T GREEN.
WHYYYYYYY?
Just looks like a kung-fu movie with Dragon Ball mythos and imagery slapped over it.
This will, at best, become a cult classic among Dragon Ball fans who don't take themselves too seriously. The rest of the fans will be too busy nerding it up over all the changes they made.
If Dragonball isn't the funniest movie of 2009, I'll eat my hat.
They made it for me. I freakin love lazers. Storyline doesn't matter in freakin dragonball. As long as there is lots of smack talk and lazers it will rock my dragon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boney King
There are no lasers in Dragon Ball. >_>
I'm so excited! XD
kamehameha? its not a gun >.<Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
wow....imean...wo...seriously though!?
seriously!!!!
well expectations cant be lower at this point so there must be hope that it wont be as bad when it actually comes out!....
...right?....no!? ....ok yep no hope at all lol!
My friends and I have already made plans to go see it... Mystery Science Theater 3000 style :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Azar
It at least looks like it might have possibly been related to the original work at some point earlier in the creative process.
Lasers are concentrated beams of light. That's an energy beam. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Mitchkamehameha? its not a gun >.<Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
God, how much of a horrible, horrible nerd am I? One of those creepy high school anime fans who can't actually afford to watch any anime (and have no tv) so they just read about it on the computers in the library. xP
>>> I remember there was an old chinese DB live action movie out there.. it was pretty funny.
OMG, think that's naff, this one is even better!
The original ive action Dragonball movie: Xin qi long zhu:love:
why is Goku caucasian, looks stupid
Oh man this is going to be crap and I knew it as soon as I saw that poster and the 20th Century Foix logo come up.
Piccolo, Goku, and Master Roshi are all wrong, now wait, everyone is and it seems like the plot isn't even consistent with the show since when have the dragonballs been a threat to the world.
the dragon balls have been a threat since the beginning as illustrated in GT by the heros overusing them they released all the negative energy they collected in the form of Dark Dragons and other threats to galactic peace... they're also a threat if they fall into the wrong hands, i.e. someone or something with malicious intent...
Lame.
i lol'd
This has more cheese in it than the whole Moon.
I can see the trash cult coming.
Words...... describe.... infeasible....
Oh man.... really, whose idea was it to make an action anime into a action flick? I mean you would have better luck with Naruto or something. But Dragonball.... well it is just Dragonball! That will never work!
This angers my groin deeply! :mad2:
Anime and video games are usually too stylized to translate well into live action. This looks like no exception, but it's one of those movies that I'm going to see no matter how bad or good I hear it is.
I think I might just wait and download it. :P I don't like the idea of actually giving my money to the people who did this to Dragon Ball.
I can't believe that this is what happening to DBZ. This show is not meant to be live action. I don't people appreciate that enough. For them to do this is incredibly stupid. >.< Oh well, and here I thought they were actually gonna do it justice.
First off, they're fighting on the ground.
If that isn't some Uwe Bowel inspired stuff then I DON'T know *sits in corner*
Uwe Bowel. xP I'm calling him that from now on.
*dons lollerskates*
I AM SO EXCITED BY THIS BIG BALL OF FAIL.
1) If the original Dragon Ball and/or Dragon Ball Z wasn't enough to destroy your child hood, I don't think this movie will. :p
2) I've heard rumours of a hollywood Bebop too, and it makes me a sad panda. Hearing Keano Reeves woudl be spike made me angry panda. I don't care if its an unfound rumour, whoever would even joke of such a thing deserves death.
3) This movie will be epic.
DRAGON PEARLS, WHOHOHOHOHOHO
All joking aside, the Chinese movie is terrible too.
OMG lol!! I mean the anime is cheesy enough (even if i did use to enjoy it), but this trailer just looks like.......
Its like they said to each other it was no use making it very similar to the actual anime so lets change everything to give it a realistic movie quality. Hey Nolan did it with Batman right?
Yeah ummm, no.
I just watched it again. That was some serious delayed laughter. Now I have a stich, god help me...
I saw this trailer awhile back. They are ruining it and it looks pretty mentally challenged. I'll still see it 'cause I'm a nerd.
I can't believe no one has asked, "WHERE THE HELL IS KRILLIN?"
If you're going to have mai, you HAVE to have emperor pilaf. And that fox ninja guy. Anyone remember his name?
The original Dragon Ball was fairly decent. Z sucked. GT sucked.
Predictions.
This movie will create a new section in blockbuster away from sci-fi, action, or comedy. It will be placed on a small shelf in the back of the store all alone under the genre "blasphemous abominations."
Also, I will see it opening weekend.
...HOLYBALLS....
Alright...give me sometime to process this...
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Ok...alright I'm ready to discuss this now. So, would someone PLEASE tell me what THE HELL are these people thinking? I mean seriously man? SERIOUSLY? BE REALLY REAL SON!!! This is...wow. I mean, Goku, Master Roshi, Piccolo, Mei, Yamcha, EVEN BULMA!?!?!? BULMA!?!?!? Wow. How in God's name do you exceed the amount of EPIC FAILURE said about this movie from even mentioning of a DB movie from the beginning? I mean, we knew this couldn't work, but COME ON!!!!!!............This is one for the history books. Move over black president...:rolleyes2
Didn't think GT was that bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by bipper
You really need to watch those movies again. You have no idea what level of awful you are referring to. I don't know why they chose The Invisible (Justin Chatwin) as our Kamemeha Waver but James Marsters is one my favorite actors and I have faith in his performance as a villain. Though I admit, I'm not sure how well the fight scenes will turn out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno
And about Cowboy Bebop. Typically, the show reminds something of Firefly. I think if Joss Whedon took the reigns it could turn out rather nice.
They need that cheap filler in anime to get away with having what would basically be a long boring wait until the desired fight scenes come around. Action movies are about the action and are always meant to get right to the action which means they usually don't have time for minute details or crude humor. Look at Witch Hunter Robin. Up until the moments when Robin was torching the spare ribs out of people, I was bored enough to want a gun to my head threatening my life just to keep me watching with feigned interest. It was my mistake believing that WHR was meant to be watched by action fans when it clearly is not. The fact is Dragon Ball is an action show and as long as the fighting looks cool and there's plenty of it and it gets to it fast, none of the other stuff matters.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elly
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Originally Posted by BalzacThis is more awesome than tv.Quote:
Originally Posted by VermachtnisSo awesome! I can't wait! I wanna watch it now!Quote:
Originally Posted by NoctilucaAh ha ha ha ha ha yeees.Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyThis is going to be the best movie ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
Keanu Saddles Up for Cowboy Bebop - E! OnlineQuote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-XAnd about Cowboy Bebop...Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno
Except it was in the Manga.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-XThey need that cheap filler in anime to get away with having what would basically be a long boring wait until the desired fight scenes come around.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elly
Except Dragon Ball is a Comedy Adventure with Action in it. Dragon Ball Z is an Action show. This is the problem the super nerds have. Movie looks like way too much serious business to be properly called 'Dragon Ball', instead taking DBZ's much more action-based focus.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-X
I see. Dreams... dashed.Quote:
Originally Posted by JKTrixKeanu Saddles Up for Cowboy Bebop - E! OnlineQuote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-X
Eh, same deal.Quote:
Except it was in the Manga.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-X
Well, let's see... mhm... mhm... mhm... uh-huh... uh-huh... yeah... oh-kay, right. Well, I don't know about you, but I wouldn't take a :skull::skull::skull::skull: on request if it meant being able to see a half-pint nutty kid running around fighting terrorists and blowing :skull::skull::skull::skull: up. I've seen Spy Kids.Quote:
Dragon Ball is a Comedy Adventure with Action in it. Dragon Ball Z is an Action show. This is the problem the super nerds have. Movie looks like way too much serious business to be properly called 'Dragon Ball', instead taking DBZ's much more action-based focus.
Seen it. I'd categorize it as an enjoyable bad movie, although not as bad nor as enjoyable as, say Street Fighter. Of course, SF is my benchmark for all cheesy live action adaptations of animation/video games.
The leads, Goku and Chi Chi, were miscast and unconvining. Emily Rossum at least brings pluck to her character, and Chow Yun-Fat embodies some of Roshi's character if nothing of his appearance. James Marsters was neither great nor terrible. Piccolo's my favorite character from the series, so that was a bit of a letdown.
Watch for Bulma's one lock of hair dyed cyan.
One thing confused me: (SPOILER)who was the woman tending to Piccolo in the credit cookie? Was she the woman that Mai took the Dragon Ball earlier in the film?
One of the worst films ever