Turkish inmate escapes jail in cardboard box, Solid Snake approves - Joystiq
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I was about to say when I read the thread title, well hell here it is, thats some metal gear solid skill.
That's pretty hilarious. Surprised it worked though, and also that he was under heavier watch with the previous attempts. They should have seen it coming, really. :D
He should have waited a few years, in which he could have slowly dug a hole through the wall and escaped through the sewage pipe.
You sir, made my day. I would like to thank you.
Thank you.
You all act like you've never escaped from jail before.
Still doesn't top Shawshank Redemption.
hee hee
I heart snake. I just hope he was hot and scruffy <3 I wonder if his girlfriend's name is Maryl :p
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kickass!:choc2:
Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
now prisons are going to torture poor defenseless boxes :(
Protip: mailing yourself in a box is a cheap way to avoid skyrocketing airline prices.
And don't forget to bring your own bag of pretzels.
Don't forget to make airholes either. It may be common sense, but you'd be surprised.
Common sense is quite rare these days =/Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Harvest
I had no idea that wearing socks made my feet warmer. :Oo:Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertyxsoraCommon sense is quite rare these days =/Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Harvest
Wouldn't that suck to go through all of that advance planning and setting up help, both inside and outside, only to die from suffocation because you forgot to punch some air holes.Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertyxsoraCommon sense is quite rare these days =/Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Harvest
I buy the really long socks. Warmer legs for the win!Quote:
Originally Posted by SagensygI had no idea that wearing socks made my feet warmer. :Oo:Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertyxsoraCommon sense is quite rare these days =/Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Harvest
I still can't believe he was able to mail himself out of prison though.
It would also alert the media into thinking there is a serial killer on the loose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying MulletWouldn't that suck to go through all of that advance planning and setting up help, both inside and outside, only to die from suffocation because you forgot to punch some air holes.Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertyxsoraCommon sense is quite rare these days =/Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Harvest
Normally a Serial Killer wouldn't be sentenced to only 7 years. :p
I was referring to finding a dead body in a box on a plane. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Sagensyg
Nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertyxsoraI was referring to finding a dead body in a box on a plane. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Sagensyg
The fact that we all know of his plan and what he did to achieve success pretty much guarantees his eventual return to prison. Oh well, at least we all know what video game he was playing on the inside.
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Originally Posted by SagensygNice.Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertyxsoraI was referring to finding a dead body in a box on a plane. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Sagensyg
Nice, you missed your chance for an awesomely, lame joke there. You could have responded with, "You rang?" or some other equally dorky reply. :roll:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nice
Yeah I totally set myself up for some necrophilia jokes and whatnot. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying MulletQuote:
Originally Posted by SagensygNice.Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertyxsoraI was referring to finding a dead body in a box on a plane. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Sagensyg
Nice, you missed your chance for an awesomely, lame joke there. You could have responded with, "You rang?" or some other equally dorky reply. :roll:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nice
Sagensyg has a stiff stiffy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sagensyg
I totally overlooked that. =/ You win some you lose some.
I have a stiff stiffy for staffy staffies like you! :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying MulletSagensyg has a stiff stiffy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sagensyg
Jesus dude. =0
Actually, my name is Lawrence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nice
Yeah I think I should stop too, but I can't control myself. :(
You can't hold back the thunder when it's ready to roll.
Or the jesus dude for that matter.
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Sometimes I wish Rantzien was a valid one-word sentence.
Rantzien.
lol thats a pretty amusing way to escape :)