End of Year 2008 Ciddies Revelation thread! It happened! Were you in [AG's Bed]?

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End of Year 2008 Ciddies Revelation Madness!!

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That's right folks, we have an overstock of brand new '08 Ciddies that need to be moved out so we can make room for the new '09 models. We're giving them away just to make room!

Be sure to come by and pick up your very own Ciddie today!

Before we get started I want to give a big thanks to JessweeeeA-Sharp for tallying up the prediction party numbers so this bone-weary Award Girl could take a little R&R to get ready for today's festivities!

Also, some of the nominations and votes came along with commentary, so I'll be sharing those little nuggets of joy as we move through the revelations. :bigsmile:

Final Voting Summary
01) Best Member
Rantzien: 16
Rye: 11
Psychotic: 10
Flying Mullet: 9
Big D: 8
Quin: 8
RSL: 1

02) Best Male
Levian: 19
Noctiluca: 11
Rantzien: 11
Flying Mullet: 10
Psychotic: 9
Breine: 2
RSL: 1

03) Best Female
scrumpleberry: 15
rubah: 13
Lekana: 12
Rye: 12
ShlupQuack: 7
Miriel: 3
RSL: 1

04) Best Administrator
Del Murder: 13
ShlupQuack: 12
Loony BoB: 10
Leeza: 8
Samuraid: 8
WarrenW: 3
Roogle: 3
Austin: 1
crono_logical: 1
Kawaii Ryukishi: 1
RSL: 1

05) Best Cid's Knight
Psychotic: 18
Flying Mullet: 17
rubah: 8
Miriel: 6
theundeadhero: 3
Zeromus_X: 3
fire_of_avalon: 2
Hsu: 2
eestlinc: 1
KoShiatar: 1
RSL: 1

06) Best Site Staff
Flying Mullet: 9
DK: 8
Baloki: 7
Momiji: 6
o_O: 6
rubah: 6
theundeadhero: 6
Tavrobel: 4
Azar: 3
Heath: 3
Roogle: 2
RSL: 1

07) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Levian: 22
Big D: 15
Jojee: 11
Jess: 4
Necronopticous: 4
Meat Puppet: 2
RSL: 1

08) Best Veteran
Cz: 15
Goldenboko: 14
Pureghetto: 11
I'm my own MILF: 10
Sagensyg: 6
Quin: 5
RSL: 1

09) Best Regular
Blue Harvest: 21
Værn: 17
Akaria: 8
Sir Lancealot: 6
IronOcean: 4
Krelian: 4
RSL: 1

10) Best Newbie
Gwawr: 15
MadeOfApples: 14
WulfyGirl: 11
Nice: 9
Peach of Mist: 7
RSL: 1

11) Nicest Member
Jessweeee♪: 20
Marshall Banana: 18
scrumpleberry: 12
rubah: 9
Aerith's Knight: 1
RSL: 1

12) Evilest Member
Bunny: 26
Tavrobel: 11
Del Murder: 10
Kawaii Ryukishi: 9
rubah: 3
Leeza: 1
RSL: 1

13) Cutest/Sexiest Male
Clouded Sky: 18
Levian: 9
I Took The Red Pill: 8
Noctiluca: 7
Rantzien: 6
themagicroundabout: 5
Momiji: 4
RSL: 1

14) Cutest/Sexiest Female
Zeldy: 14
Ko Ko: 13
Marshall Banana: 9
Rye: 8
Lekana: 6
Jess: 5
Shiny: 4
RSL: 1

15) Most Dangerous Male
Old Manus: 13
Bahamut2000X: 12
Psychotic: 12
theundeadhero: 11
Rantzien: 7
Momiji: 3
RSL: 1

16) Most Dangerous Female
fire_of_avalon: 18
ShlupQuack: 17
Jojee: 10
NeoTifa: 6
Lekana: 4
Marshall Banana: 3
Rye: 1
RSL: 1

17) Best Thread
htt://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-viii/121537-seifer-rick-astley.html : 18
htt://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/121512-dark-dirty-evil-secrets.html : 13
htt://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/121147-ploy-fox-should-illegal.html : 12
htt://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/120720-eoffs-next-top-model.html : 8
htt://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/121302-eoff-reunion.html : 5
RSL: 1

18) Best Post
htt://forums.eyesonff.com/2511805-post1338.html : 14
htt://forums.eyesonff.com/2601242-post143.html : 11
htt://forums.eyesonff.com/2542283-post135.html : 7
htt://forums.eyesonff.com/2598833-post614.html : 6
htt://forums.eyesonff.com/2572562-post279.html : 5
htt://forums.eyesonff.com/2591019-post1.html : 5
htt://forums.eyesonff.com/2582086-post227.html : 4
RSL: 1

19) Best Custom Rank
Del Murder: 18
Flying Mullet: 13
Old Manus: 11
qwertyxsora: 11
rubah: 3
RSL: 1

20) Best Avatar
Award Girl: 12
Yaridovich: 10
Miriel: 9
Denmark: 8
Flying Mullet: 8
Laddy: 5
Del Murder: 4
RSL: 1

21) Best Signature
Jessweeee♪: 14
crono_logical: 12
blackmage_nuke: 11
Rantzien: 9
rubah: 7
Del Murder: 5
RSL: 1

22) Best Artist
black orb: 29
Pete for President: 12
scrumpleberry: 7
Rocket Edge: 6
themagicroundabout: 3
RSL: 1

23) Best Graphic Designer
Jojee: 22
Polaris: 12
scrumpleberry: 6
Sagensyg: 6
ShunNakamura: 5
Leen-Leen: 3
RSL: 1

24) Best Writer
Ouch!: 13
Goldenboko: 12
Behold the Void: 11
Clouded Sky: 9
Jojee: 5
RSL: 1

25) Best Poet
Demon Dude: 14
Necronopticous: 13
I Don't Need a Name: 10
Momiji: 9
themagicroundabout: 7
RSL: 1

26) Best Poster
Big D: 18
Psychotic: 14
Rantzien: 14
I'm my own MILF: 7
Flying Mullet: 6
rubah: 2
RSL: 1

27) Best Spammer
Baloki: 19
Demon Dude: 11
Old Manus: 9
Fonz: 7
Psychotic: 7
Rantzien: 4
RSL: 1

28) Best Chatter
rubah: 16
~*~Celes~*~: 11
Rye: 9
Cookie: 8
Goldenboko: 7
RSL: 1

29) Best Usernoter
Sagensyg: 15
Noctiluca: 13
Cz: 9
I Don't Need a Name: 7
Rantzien: 7
Blue Harvest: 6
Evastio: 1
RSL: 1

30) Funniest Member
Psychotic: 25
Rantzien: 11
Levian: 10
DK: 8
The Ceej: 7
RSL: 1

31) Weirdest Member
Evastio: 21
A Most Loved Man: 18
The Ceej: 13
Blue Harvest: 6
MadeOfApples: 1
RSL: 1

32) Horniest Member
Lekana: 16
TyphoonThaReapa: 13
Blue Harvest: 12
Rye: 11
Nominus Experse: 7
ShlupQuack: 1
RSL: 1

33) Most Underrated Member
qwertyxsora: 16
Noctiluca: 14
Sergeant Hartman: 12
Yaridovich: 9
Wolf Kanno: 6
Zeromus_X: 4
RSL: 1

34) Most Improved Member
Aerith's Knight: 20
Demon Dude: 13
Yaridovich: 12
Fonz: 8
Goldenboko: 5
Blue Harvest: 1
RSL: 1

35) Most Missed Member
roto13: 22
Resha: 14
RSL: 12
Owen Macwere: 8
ff babe: 5

36) Most Hardcore Gamer
JKTrix: 15
Necronopticous: 10
Tavrobel: 7
I'm my own MILF: 6
Dreddz: 5
Psychotic: 5
Wolf Kanno: 3
RSL: 1

37) Most Helpful Gamer
JKTrix: 19
BG-57: 18
SeedRankLou: 6
Psychotic: 5
Dreddz: 3
RSL: 1

38) Most Helpful Techy
o_O: 16
Samuraid: 15
crono_logical: 9
Momiji: 7
Baloki: 6
Zeromus_X: 1
RSL: 1

39) Most Helpful Member
Big D: 13
Leeza: 9
Flying Mullet: 9
rubah: 8
Samuraid: 7
Del Murder: 5
Demon Dude: 4
RSL: 1

40) Cutest Couple
Loony BoB & smittenkitten: 19
Rye & I'm my own MILF: 15
Necronopticous & Marshall Banana: 12
rubah & Hsu: 7
Del Murder & Miriel: 7
RSL & RSL's hat: 1

41) Become a Cid's Knight
Momiji: 15
qwertyxsora: 14
Ouch!: 13
Rye: 7
Rantzien: 6
Tavrobel: 6
RSL: 1

42) Get Banned
A Most Loved Man: 24
Baloki: 9
Aerith's Knight: 8
Demon Dude: 8
Momiji: 7
Blue Harvest: 4
RSL: 1

43) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
scrumpleberry: 21
Yaridovich: 19
Dr. Acula: 12
Evastio: 4
kikimm: 4
RSL: 1

44) Most likely to be an underage Olympic gymnast
Jojee: 18
Jessweeee♪: 13
Leen-Leen: 11
Levian: 7
Raebus: 5
Goldenboko: 3
Miriel: 2
RSL: 1

45) Most likely to be trolled
The Ceej: 16
Aerith's Knight: 11
Goldenboko: 10
~*~Celes~*~: 6
Miriel: 6
Momiji: 5
Demon Dude: 3
Evastio: 3
RSL: 1

46) MLT be Santa
Loony BoB: 19
Old Manus: 12
Yaridovich: 9
I'm my own MILF: 8
Rye: 5
Psychotic: 5
RSL: 1

47) MLT be Santa's little helper
smittenkitten: 16
Marshall Banana: 15
Rye: 9
Psychotic: 7
I'm my own MILF: 6
scrumpleberry: 6
RSL: 1
rubah: 0

48) MLT be a reincarnation of Buddha
Pureghetto: 14
Big D: 12
The Summoner of Leviathan: 12
Flying Mullet: 6
Roogle: 6
I'm my own MILF: 5
Rantzien: 4
The Ceej: 1
RSL: 1

49) Member most dropped as an infant
The Ceej: 18
Psychotic: 12
Demon Dude: 10
Aerith's Knight: 7
~*~Celes~*~: 7
NeoTifa: 3
Lekana: 2
Sagensyg: 1
RSL: 1

50) Get Together
Evastio & Himself: 24
Goldenboko & Demon Dude: 11
Blue Harvest & DK: 8
Rye & Marshal Banana: 7
Ouch! & Omecle: 6
Momiji & Tavrobel: 4
RSL & every single Ciddie: 1

Forum Staff Highwind
Flying Mullet: 5
Del Murder: 1
Samuraid: 1

Site Staff Highwind
Baloki: 2
rubah: 1
Spatvark: 1
Tavrobel: 1

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Second will do.

I'm sticking around til 49, then I need to crash n' burn xD

lock and load

In about five minutes: F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5.

Alrighty then! :bounce:

My first ever ciddies, how exciting :D

Wait...WHERE DID THAT EXTRA ZERO COME FROM?


EDIT:

That's better :mad2:

:angel:

It's gone now, someone was pranking us

EDIT: Nvm, starting!!!

Woop

LEEEROOY JENNKIIIIIIINS

Hey everybody, let's get this show under way, shall we?

MLT Get Together
Evastio & Himself
Goldenboko & Demon Dude
Blue Harvest & DK
Rye & Marshal Banana
Ouch! & Omecle
Momiji & Tavrobel

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: Goldenboko & Demon Dude
Momiji: Goldenboko & Demon Dude
Old Manus: Evastio & Himself
Yaridovich: Goldenboko & Demon Dude
Jessweeee♪: Evastio & Himself
qwertyxsora: Goldenboko & Demon Dude
Levian: Rye & Marshall Banana
Tavrobel: Evastio & Himself
Clouded Sky: Rye & Marshall Banana
Sergeant Hartman: Evastio & Himself
Sir Lancealot: Evastio & Himself
Del Murder: Evastio & Himself
Psychotic: Rye & Marshall Banana
Rocket Edge: Goldenboko & Demon Dude
I'm my own MILF: Rye & Marshall Banana
Noctiluca: Rye & Marshall Banana
Shiny: Rye & Marshall Banana
Bunny: Rye & Marshall Banana

Totals
Rye & Marshall Banana 7 39%
Evastio & Himself 6 33%
Goldenboko & Demon Dude 5 28%

Unfortunately, I didn't have a speech for this one. :( So I'll follow-up on Flying Mullet's speech from last Ciddies that we want MS Paint adventures of the winning couple!

Go Evastio!

I think I voted for GoBoxDD xD

Don't let me down, Evastio and yourself!

Those that didn't make the cut:
Blue Harvest & DK 8
Rye & Marshal Banana 7
Ouch! & Omecle 6
Momiji & Tavrobel 4
RSL & every single Ciddie 1

Which couple will it be, Goldenboko & Demon Dude or Evastio and that sexy hunk of man flesh in the mirror?

I want to see EvastioxEvastio hentai.

Do this one thing for me Evastio.

Oh, wow, wouldn't it be funny if no one predicted the winner?

Blue Harvest and DK didn't make the cut but it's between them and Evastiox2?

One day I'm going to accept BoB's invitations to be AG and then post all the results at once.

w00t w00t

And the winner is...

Evastio & Himself

Evastio & Himself 24
Goldenboko & Demon Dude 11

If only I liked myself enough to gamble on this type of relationship...

WOOOOOOOO 100% success rate!

Haha, my prediction was spot on. It was between the funniest one and the one that would piss the two people off the most.

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Blue Harvest and DK didn't make the cut but it's between them and Evastiox2?

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Sorry, copy pasta error.

I figured EoFF would enjoy lesbians more than masturbation. I guess I was wrong..

Have fun with your hand, darling! <3

result

:cool:

Other guy who nominated him, :fisttap:

WOOOO My vote went!

MLT be most dropped as an infant
The Ceej
Psychotic
Demon Dude
Aerith's Knight
~*~Celes~*~
NeoTifa
Lekana
Sagensyg

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: Aerith's Knight
Momiji: The Ceej
Old Manus: The Ceej
Yaridovich: The Ceej
Jessweeee♪: The Ceej
qwertyxsora: Demon Dude
Levian: The Ceej
Tavrobel: The Ceej
Clouded Sky: Demon Dude
Sergeant Hartman: Aerith's Knight
Sir Lancealot: The Ceej
Del Murder: Demon Dude
Psychotic: Demon Dude
Rocket Edge: ~*~Celes~*~
I'm my own MILF: The Ceej
Noctiluca: Psychotic
Shiny: Demon Dude
Bunny: Demon Dude

Totals
The Ceej 8 44%
Demon Dude 6 33%
Aerith's Knight 2 11%
Psychotic 1 6%
~*~Celes~*~ 1 6%

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Originally Posted by Blue Harvest

I take a lot of pleasure in writing this speech, because it gives me a chance to poke fun at the nominees. Rather than fill this up with filler text, I'm going straight to them:

~*~Celes~*~:
I can't do it, I can't poke fun at Kari. She's too awesome and speshul. There's not much to suggest she was dropped as an infant. I think those of you who nominated her were just being mean :(

Aerith's Knight:
A very likely candidate to have been dropped on his head as a child. It would sure explain a lot anyway.

Demon Dude:
He wasn't just dropped as a child, he was thrown out of the dumbass tree and he hit every branch on the way down. When he hit the ground he stood up, smiled, and shouted "again!" He was then eaten by a grue.

Lekana:
If she was dropped, it didn't do her any damage. Not with those giant airbags :tongue:

NeoTifa:
Now really, why does she have such a bad reputation? Is she weird? Yes. Does she make random posts? Of course she does. But she's not as bad as everyone thinks she is. She was definitely dropped as a child though :tongue:

Psychotic:
Just his username implies he was not only dropped as a child, but used as a football. He had a very abusive upbringing that ultimately led to destructive behaviour in his teenage years. As an adult he got involved in drugs and gangs, and ended up as Godfather of the Vanilla Town Mafia. He died aged 84, shot by a sniper as he pleasured his 47th wife.

Sagensyg:
His parents have apologised time and time again for accidently dropping him down the stairs whilst high. Last month he finally reached an out of court settlement with them, netting him over ?50,000. He plans to donate the money to Team Rocket's research department in hopes that they can finally invent a machine capable of catching Pikachu.

The Ceej:
As a nominee for Weirdest Member, it makes sense that he was dropped.

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:kaocheer: GO CEEJY GO :kaocheer:

That speech wasn't too bad BH. I like Pauls part. :D

is it too late to change my prediction?

We should be able to rate speeches at the end of this.

Just in time. :)

I'd like to thank everyone who voted-

Wait, that doesn't sound right. >_>

Accurate description of paul, anyway. :p

Needed more insults imo. But still a good speech :D

I agree also I like your av bunny

Those who didn't make it:

Demon Dude 10
Aerith's Knight 7
~*~Celes~*~ 7
NeoTifa 3
Lekana 2
Sagensyg 1
RSL 1

The Ceej or Psychotic? Psychotic or The Ceej? Hey, I sound like a cartoon. :)

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Bunny

We should be able to rate speeches at the end of this.

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Most definitely, Bunny darling~ <3

OH MY so it's the ceej and paul!

As many people voted for me as Celes?

That's just mean. xD

again, my inability to hold focus for predictions strikes!

And the winner is...

The Ceej

The Ceej 18
Psychotic 12

If only Paul's mother knew that dropping him more would one day benefit him...

Score one prediction for me!

Lol I like this AG. What snazzy lines. ;)

YAY

Moving right along...

MLT be a reincarnation of Buddha

The finalists:
Big D
Flying Mullet
I'm my own MILF
Pureghetto
Rantzien
Roogle
RSL
The Ceej
The Summoner of Leviathan

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: Pureghetto
Momiji: Pureghetto
Old Manus: Roogle
Yaridovich: The Summoner of Leviathan
Jessweeee♪: Pureghetto
qwertyxsora: The Summoner of Leviathan
Levian: Pureghetto
Tavrobel: The Summoner of Leviathan
Clouded Sky: Pureghetto
Sergeant Hartman: Flying Mullet
Sir Lancealot: Roogle
Del Murder: Pureghetto
Psychotic: Pureghetto
Rocket Edge: Big D
I'm my own MILF: Pureghetto
Noctiluca: Rantzien
Shiny: Pureghetto
Bunny: Pureghetto

Totals
Pureghetto 10 56%
The Summoner of Leviathan 3 17%
Roogle 2 11%
Flying Mullet 1 6%
Big D 1 6%
Rantzien 1 6%

Another speechless category. The speech was supposed to be done by Ouch! so I'll just say:

Ouch! I was stood up! :(

It was inevitable. xD

Puns :kaoclove:

Go PG!

I really imagine it to be Rantzien, but I'm sure PG will win! =O

lolasl?

Some commentary sent in with the votes:

"Totally Roogle. He's like a human version of crono_logical."
I don't know if that's good or bad...

About TSoL: "He goes to school studying Buddhism after all!"
Will it help him secure the Ciddie?

Siddhazn Gautasl?

lolasl indeed.

Those who didn't make the cut:

The Summoner of Leviathan 12
Flying Mullet 6
Roogle 6
I'm my own MILF 5
Rantzien 4
The Ceej 1
RSL 1

Looks like we're down to Big D and Pureghetto.

:O

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s...783/buddha.jpg
found it on Photobucket searching for Buddha.

Peegee.........

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And the winner is...

Pureghetto

Pureghetto 14
Big D 12

It would have been really embarassing if Big D out azn'd PG. :p

That was too close. I expected a land-asl-ide.

That's 2 predictions for me.

3/3 :spin:

GO PEEG!

MLT be Santa's little helper

The finalists:
I'm my own MILF
Marshall Banana
Psychotic
rubah
Rye
scrumpleberry
smittenkitten

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: I'm my own MILF
Momiji: rubah
Old Manus: I'm my own MILF
Yaridovich: smittenkitten
Jessweeee♪: Marshall Banana
qwertyxsora: smittenkitten
Levian: Rye
Tavrobel: I'm my own MILF
Clouded Sky: Rye
Sergeant Hartman: Marshall Banana
Sir Lancealot: Psychotic
Del Murder: Rye
Psychotic: Marshall Banana
Rocket Edge: smittenkitten
I'm my own MILF: I'm my own MILF
Noctiluca: Marshall Banana
Shiny: Marshall Banana
Bunny: Marshall Banana

Prediction Totals
Marshall Banana 6 33%
I'm my own MILF 4 22%
smittenkitten 3 17%
Rye 3 17%
rubah 1 6%
Psychotic 1 6%

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Rocket Edge

Be Santa's little helper

This award was mean't to be one of the more favoured awards, well I disagree. Santa's little helper is a polite way of saying your Santa's little bitch. You have to work all year while he only budges once every year. Well to hell with that. On the eve of Christmas a rebellion against Santa and his reindeers occurred. These are the accounts following the people who lead the uprising:

I'm my own MILF

MILF held a debate with Santa asking for justice. He asked for better facilities and stated that the stardust has been out of date since 1892 and was messing up the toys. When all hope was lost, he went mad with an exclusive Lapland aerosol can with matches and destroyed half of Lapland (of course not destroying the beloved Archie Comics). However, it appeared he went too mad killed himself in the inferno. On hearing of his legend, the elves kicked into gear and this was the reason behind the rebellion. Rye delivers flowers by his headstone on Sundays.

Marshall Banana & smittenkitten

In fact, these two elves planned on doing nothing, complaining of cold feet. They snuck into Santa's lair, threw on Sleeping Beauty, and watched the majority of it while chaos was happening outside. It wasn't until the reindeers outside, who were causing such a ruckus that they decided to deal with it. As we all know you certainly don't want to mess with a two fiery redheads as they were about to find out. Smitten stole the reindeer?s hoff shoes, while Marshall banana broke Rudolf's nose. To celebrate, they ate iced strawberries, toasted with champagne, and sang Rudolf the purple nose reindeer. Disturbing.

rubah

While all of the pandemonium was happening around her, rubah was all the while thinking of a cunning plan. She lured Santa into a room and imprisoned him in his own living room. She asked for better pay, and for a remake of Final Fantasy VIII on the PS3. When he agreed, she was so delighted that she accepted his invitation to elope with him to sunny Barbados, where it was discovered he had a tab going at a local bar. Growing tired of her meaningless lifestyle she turned to politics, and created history by becoming the first elf to be National Ambassador for the country.

Psychotic

Psychotic wanted to fulfil the role of Santa after he disappeared to another country. He gathered up all the toys and sang a cringe-worthy version of Jingle bells while he left with the hoff less reindeer. He delivered the toys in record time, and was feeling very proud of himself until upon his return he a noticed a summons to court, for breach of Act VI (Not delivering the correct toys to each house). Although defended by Denzel Washington who gave an Oscar worthy performance, Psychotic the elf was found guilty on all charges and sentenced to 5 years in Laplatraz Prison. Of course, he escaped as soon as he got there as the prison was fully edible.

Rye & scrumpleberry

Both elves suffered massive head trauma with an explosion and didn't wake up until after the war was over. When they woke up to see nothing left of their home, they decided to move country and join EoFF to tell their tale. When they were labelled insane they decided to start a war of they're own on EoFF by destroying the picture thread and reopening the 'I HATE U SUPER DELETE' thread. In light of this, Del retaliated by banning both women and banishing them from the internet. Nobody really knows what happened to them, but rumour has it that scrumpleberry supposedly heads an art industry in underground Columbia, while Rye apparently sold her eventful story to Paramount Pictures for 5mill, who are now making it into a film. Sarah Silverman is being lined up for the role.

I was going to throw in a Sixth
Sense twist in there somewhere but hey, it?s Christmas. :spin:

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Nice speech! :up:

Don't fail me milf

eh?

What a dilemma! I want Monda AND Hux to win! ;;

Well there goes my hopes of 0 predictions correct. =(

Those who didn't make the cut:

Rye 9
Psychotic 7
I'm my own MILF 6
scrumpleberry 6
RSL 1
rubah 0

Oh my, it's down to Marshal Banana and smittenkitten. Would have made a good MLT get together nomination imho. :bigsmile:

Great speech, I loved it. ^__^

I'm hoping for a smitten-Monda win.

GO MONDA GO :ichigo:

And the winner is...

smittenkitten

smittenkitten 16
Marshall Banana 15

Whew, that was a close one. I can think of lots of naughty comments to make at this point so I'm going to shut up and move on...

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Lekana says:
Hello there Eyeson this Lekana Live from The Fall Ciddies '08. So far we've had some big awards go out but we're just getting into the swing. I'm here outside the awards with a mister.... AK? Is that right?
Aerith's Knight says:
LADY STOP BOTHERING ME I'M ON THE PHONE!
Aerith's Knight says:
Just kidding
Aerith's Knight says:
It's a text
Aerith's Knight says:
Yes, I'm AK.
Lekana says:
Sir what do you tink of this ciddies so far?
Aerith's Knight says:
Well, it will turn out to be quite the exitement.
Aerith's Knight says:
Of course, after being dropped on my head just now, it hardly seems like that anymore
Lekana says:
Oh this just in Peeg has won MLT to be Buddha
Aerith's Knight says:
Is that a koala on your shoulder?
Aerith's Knight says:
I mean..
Lekana says:
Yes, don't judge mister Arthur...
Aerith's Knight says:
Peeg was the prime candidate of course
Aerith's Knight says:
lolasl... lolasl indeed
Lekana says:
Is this your first or are you a vet to these things?
Lekana says:
Do you see a change this year?
Aerith's Knight says:
I've been there once or twice. I usually miss them though
Aerith's Knight says:
I'm afraid I see the change in that less and less people take interest in this
Lekana says:
Any way we can improve this? I suggest robots and koalas but they always turn me down.
Aerith's Knight says:
Well, then stop touching them. But really though, it's more of how we shape up the newbies
Aerith's Knight says:
We need to coddle those that can became good respectful EoFFers
Aerith's Knight says:
And keep bunny away from them
Lekana says:
He does tend to scare them off....
Lekana says:
On the bunny topic
Lekana says:
What do you think about all the herassment he has gotten this ciddies?
Aerith's Knight says:
I won't say he deserved all of it, but you have to understand that he brings it on himself
Aerith's Knight says:
I mean, you can't say that about so many mothers without creating some kind of ill feeling
Aerith's Knight says:
mostly vomit
Lekana says:
Well yes
Lekana says:
That's all the time we have now
Lekana says:
So let's get back to that hot ciddies action
Aerith's Knight says:
Thank you m
Aerith's Knight says:
m'am
Lekana says:
Thank you AK
Aerith's Knight says:
Could you not touch my ass?
Aerith's Knight says:
I'm not a robot
Lekana says:
I shall digress. This is Lekana, keeping you updated on all the ciddies feelings live on the scene.

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bawww

Let's move on to see who will help smittenkitten bring holiday cheer to all the good boys and girls this holiday season...

MLT be Santa

The finalists:
I'm my own MILF
Loony BoB
Old Manus
Psychotic
Rye
Yaridovich

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: Rye
Momiji: Loony BoB
Old Manus: Rye
Yaridovich: Loony BoB
Jessweeee♪: Loony BoB
qwertyxsora: Psychotic
Levian: Rye
Tavrobel: Rye
Clouded Sky: Loony BoB
Sergeant Hartman: Loony BoB
Sir Lancealot: Old Manus
Del Murder: Loony BoB
Psychotic: Loony BoB
Rocket Edge: Loony BoB
I'm my own MILF: Rye
Noctiluca: Loony BoB
Shiny: Loony BoB
Bunny: Psychotic

Prediction Totals
Loony BoB 10 56%
Rye 5 28%
Psychotic 2 11%
Old Manus 1 6%

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Marshall banana

King of jing-a-ling~

Spread his cheer~

Mr. Kringle YES! Duty to come on children happy! Good girls and boys can't wait for Santa to come!!! Strapping red coat and jelly belly so warm and Christmas. Fluffy beard and jolly HO HO!!! make elves want to come, too.

Santa virus hit someone this year? Who will slave drive coming on magical reindeer? Santa come on many places~must be ready!!

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Woah, 1 prediction right so far! :cool:

Go Loony BoB!

Then we can really say Santa abuses his elves. :bigsmile:

woo i'm a topic off eoff yay

10/10, Marshall banana! 10/10!

Those who didn't make the cut:

Yaridovich 9
I'm my own MILF 8
Rye 5
Psychotic 5
RSL 1

Looks like we're down to Loony BoB and Old Manus. If Old Manus wins, does this mean smitten has to move? :confused:

Monda's speech~~~ <3

Go, Moldy Anus!

OH MY!

Loony BoB has the duty to come on children happy!

And the winner is...

Loony BoB

Loony BoB 19
Old Manus 12

I guess Santa really does abuse elves, AK. Maybe when a bell rings an elf gets spanked?

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Momiji

Loony BoB has the duty to come on children happy!

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Wow.. WOW! what?!

I wonder what smitten would say about that.

3/5 for predictions!

EDIT: AK, read the speech again.

wat

EDIT: lol I'm a page behind

MLT be trolled

The finalists:
~*~Celes~*~
Aerith's Knight
Demon Dude
Evastio
Goldenboko
Miriel
Momiji
The Ceej

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: Demon Dude
Momiji: The Ceej
Old Manus: The Ceej
Yaridovich: The Ceej
Jessweeee♪: The Ceej
qwertyxsora: The Ceej
Levian: Aerith's Knight
Tavrobel: The Ceej
Clouded Sky: Aerith's Knight
Sergeant Hartman: Evastio
Sir Lancealot: The Ceej
Del Murder: The Ceej
Psychotic: The Ceej
Rocket Edge: Demon Dude
I'm my own MILF: The Ceej
Noctiluca: The Ceej
Shiny: The Ceej
Bunny: The Ceej

Prediction Totals
The Ceej 13 72%
Demon Dude 2 11%
Aerith's Knight 2 11%
Evastio 1 6%

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Most likely to be trolled, eh? We'll see about that! Here I will speak special messages to you all from the heart.

~*~Celes~*~
Hey, Celes, me and Alan were talking while in bed last night about what we really think of you. Yeah, Alan said you're like a "totally grody hippo's toe". I told him he was wrong. You're definitely a sludge-filled old pinecone.

Aerith's Knight
Gotta be straight with you, dude. I'm Sephiroth. Yup. I killed your girlfriend. Want to know what else? After I stabbed her sweet little body, I teabagged her.

Demon Dude
Nobody likes you and you smell. Now leave my presence.

Evastio
I was speaking on the phone to Bill Cosby today. I...I dunno how to tell you this, man, so I'm going to straight out say it to you. Bill Cosby said "I can't stand Evastio. Talking to him is as painful as bodyboarding on a cactus!". Pretty harsh but hey, I'm just the messenger.

Goldenboko
Hey sweetie, I just wanted to tell you, babe, that you suck at mafia. In fact, darling, whenever we've been on the ^.^ same team honey, it was me carrying you -.- STOP GETTING WORKED UP YOU FOOL STOP IT I CAN SEE YOU BEING WORKED UP.

Miriel
Sex and the City was one of the worst pieces of trash I have ever had the misfortune to see. The women in it are all disgusting horse-faced whores. You think you deserve the perfect man, ladies? No, what you deserve is the perfect punch to the belly.

Momiji
Little girls aren't that attractive, man.

The Ceej
Hi. I'm back.

Now all we do is sit back and wait for the insults to come rolling in, and we'll know who the Most Likely to be Trolled is. It's foolproof! :cool:

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Grats BoB ^_^

OH MAN WHAT A SHOCKER

xDDD

Awesome speech Psy!

Congrats to the winners so far! :D

One voter voted for Miriel "because it's true". I didn't have the heart to respond and tell them that most people voted for one of these finalists because they think it's true.

And Shiny left us with this sobering image:
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...y1x/trolls.jpg

Bwhahahahahaha. xD Paul.

Quote:

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Little girls aren't that attractive, man.

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When you say it like that, it seems that you think that they are attractive, but not that much. :heart:

Those who didn't make the cut:

Goldenboko 10
~*~Celes~*~ 6
Miriel 6
Momiji 5
Demon Dude 3
Evastio 3
RSL 1

Which means we're down to The Ceej and Aerith's Knight. Can The Ceej bring home two Ciddies after just six categories?

Wow, 5 votes for me? o_O

Great speech. xD

And the winner is...

The Ceej

The Ceej 16
Aerith's Knight 11

Looks like being dropped the most as an infant makes you more susceptible to trolling as you get older.

Well, nobody likes a retard so I guess that's true.

Injustice!

The voting thread proves I am right.

Yay, 4/6.

MLT be an underage Olympic gymnast

The finalists:
Goldenboko
Jessweeee♪
Jojee
Leen-Leen
Levian
Miriel
Raebus

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: Jojee
Momiji: Leen-Leen
Old Manus: Raebus
Yaridovich: Leen-Leen
Jessweeee♪: Leen-Leen
qwertyxsora: Goldenboko
Levian: Jojee
Tavrobel: Jessweeee♪
Clouded Sky: Leen-Leen
Sergeant Hartman: Jojee
Sir Lancealot: Jojee
Del Murder: Jojee
Psychotic: Jojee
Rocket Edge: Goldenboko
I'm my own MILF: Raebus
Noctiluca: Levian
Shiny: Jojee
Bunny: Jojee

Prediction Totals
Jojee 8 44%
Leen-Leen 4 22%
Raebus 2 11%
Goldenboko 2 11%
Jessweeee♪ 1 6%
Levian 1 6%

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Oh look at her contorting her body in all that tight lycra. Wow, that's pretty ho...oh god she's only 14 isn't she OH GOD OH GOD RUSSIA WHY THE smurf DID YOU HAVE TO PUT ALL THAT MAKE UP ON HER I THOUGHT SHE WAS LEGAL YOU MOTHERsmurfERS.

Naturally, we have a strong showing of ladies from the continent of Asia. Jojee, Miriel and Leen-Leen. Having escaped from those Gymnastics Gulags to seek out freedom and Final Fantasy forums in the west, could one of these ladies take your vote?

The lone representative for the west is the young and excitable Jessweeee♪. Give those damn commies hell, ya hear!

For the gentlemen, we have the baby-faced and angellic Raebus and Goldenboko competing for the Gold. Will they score top marks on the parallel bars exercise, or will they go crashing into the gym mat?

Bizarrely, mature contestant Levian is also included. I think someone's trying to make a short joke here. Come on folks. Levian face is the new way to make fun of him. Short jokes are so 2007.

Now you know who the contestants are, let's discover who that coveted gold medal is going to!

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I don't even remember who I voted for that one xD

Cool, Psy came up with the same idea I would have done if I got the MLT be Trolled speech, and he probably did it better!

Come on Levian!! You have my vote!

Come on, Raebus! Let your shiny hair be the beacon to the Ciddie's Gold!

One voter picked Leen-Leen because she's "the smallest azn on the list."

Tee hee, Psy's speeches are the best.

Those who didn't make the cut:
Leen-Leen 11
Levian 7
Raebus 5
Goldenboko 3
Miriel 2
RSL 1

Which leaves us with Jojee and Jessweeee. East against West. Who will bring home the gold?

Jojee

Strange, I voted for her, yet I know she's already legal and in law school. xD

Kaycee says (11:49 AM):
im eating doritos
Dennis.. says (11:49 AM):
Mean ;__;
Dennis.. says (11:49 AM):
I still have to make food
Kaycee says (11:50 AM):
:)
Kaycee says (11:51 AM):
(F5) *munch munch munch* *read one post* (F5)

And the winner is...

Jojee

Jojee 18
Jessweeee♪ 13

Good job champ!

Grats my not azn lover ^_^

Leen-Leen ;_;

MLT win a Ciddie for the very first time

The finalists:
Dr. Acula
Evastio
kikimm
scrumpleberry
Yaridovich

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: NA
Momiji: Yaridovich
Old Manus: scrumpleberry
Yaridovich: Yaridovich
Jessweeee♪: scrumpleberry
qwertyxsora: Yaridovich
Levian: Yaridovich
Tavrobel: Yaridovich
Clouded Sky: Yaridovich
Sergeant Hartman: scrumpleberry
Sir Lancealot: Evastio
Del Murder: Yaridovich
Psychotic: scrumpleberry
Rocket Edge: Evastio
I'm my own MILF: scrumpleberry
Noctiluca: Yaridovich
Shiny: scrumpleberry
Bunny: scrumpleberry

Prediction Totals
Yaridovich 8 44%
scrumpleberry 7 39%
Evastio 2 11%

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Lekana

I wish I was AG so I could be the one to give it to you first ;)Ya know this is the only ciddie I've won. It goes to show you that popularity is all that matters and that blah blah, Here's your nominees ;)


Actually.... I will Show you what each of these members remind me of....


Dr. Acula
http://www.scrubs-italia.com/images/..._acula_kim.jpg

Evastio .... >.>

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics...ookie-1440.gif

kikimm
http://www.primates.com/monkeys/spidermonkey.jpg

scrumpleberry
http://www.arkive.org/media/1E2F8B04...dium/photo.jpg

Yaridovich
http://lubber.net/uploads/Main/you_are_a_pirate.jpg


MMMKAY show us da winners AG :D

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I see our private conversations aren't that private, Kaycee!

Paul, teach me your ways.


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BWAHAHAHA Dr. Acula. xD

I forgot about that.

Those who didn't make the cut:

Dr. Acula 12
Evastio 4
kikimm 4
RSL 1

scrumpleberry or Yaridovich? Who will win the self-fulfilling prophecy Ciddie?

The scrumpleberry picture is so adorable ^_^

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Random MSN Conversation

Justin has been added to the conversation.
Dan/Celes: YAR-YARS
Justin: Stop adding me to these stupid things.
Dan/Celes: oops, wrong Justin

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I, the 'wrong Justin', see the victory going to the 'right Justin'. He has a major fanbase, that's why.

Come on Yars! You are a pirate!

And the winner is...

scrumpleberry!

scrumpleberry 21
Yaridovich 19

Congrats, you'll never win this award again! :p

Oh I love the weasel picture :D

GRATS SCRUMBLE!

Have a weasel eating berries again

http://www.arkive.org/media/1E2F8B04...dium/photo.jpg

Oh wow. Congrats, scrumples!

MLT get banned

The finalists:
A Most Loved Man
Aerith's Knight
Baloki
Blue Harvest
Demon Dude
Momiji

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: Baloki
Momiji: A Most Loved Man
Old Manus: Aerith's Knight
Yaridovich: A Most Loved Man
Jessweeee♪: A Most Loved Man
qwertyxsora: A Most Loved Man
Levian: A Most Loved Man
Tavrobel: Baloki
Clouded Sky: Aerith's Knight
Sergeant Hartman: Aerith's Knight
Sir Lancealot: A Most Loved Man
Del Murder: A Most Loved Man
Psychotic: Aerith's Knight
Rocket Edge: A Most Loved Man
I'm my own MILF: Momiji
Noctiluca: Aerith's Knight
Shiny: A Most Loved Man
Bunny: A Most Loved Man

Prediction Totals
A Most Loved Man 10 56%
Aerith's Knight 5 28%
Baloki 2 11%
Momiji 1 6%

I'm speechless...

Congratulations scrumpleberry! :D

Those who didn't make the cut:

Aerith's Knight 8
Demon Dude 8
Momiji 7
Blue Harvest 4
RSL 1

That leaves A Most Loved Man and Baloki. Will all of Baloki's hard work at hating the Shinra Forum Staff pay off with winning this Ciddie or will it go to someone who apparently is A Most Not Loved Man?

If I got chosen over A most loved man Id reconsider actually leaving. >_>

(wish you'd known that before voting, didn't you?)

...7 votes? I'd like to know the thought process behind that one. (TへT')

And the winner is...

A Most Loved Man!

A Most Loved Man 24
Baloki 9

What a decisive victory for A Most Not Loved Man! :spin:

what up P-Money in da house. Glad you folk enjoyed my speeches so far!

Also I will almost certainly berate my mother for not dropping me on the head a lot more often. Also congratulations scrumpleberry, although if I know the Ciddies, by the time I have posted this it will be old news.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by AK

Paul, teach me your ways.

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I'm not sure if you want to be taught them.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Momiji

...7 votes? I'd like to know the thought process behind that one. TへT

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Only 7 people on staff voted.

What the hell. They say the Ciddies never lie...

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Quote:

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Originally Posted by AK

Paul, teach me your ways.

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I'm not sure if you want to be taught them.

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Does it include baking soda? Because I'm not sure if it includes baking soda.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

What the hell. They say the Ciddies never lie...

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I'm not surprised

MLT become a Cid's Knight

The finalists:
Momiji
Ouch!
qwertyxsora
Rantzien
Rye
Tavrobel

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: Momiji
Momiji: Ouch!
Old Manus: Rye
Yaridovich: Momiji
Jessweeee♪: Tavrobel
qwertyxsora: qwertyxsora
Levian: Rantzien
Tavrobel: Rye
Clouded Sky: Ouch!
Sergeant Hartman: Rye
Sir Lancealot: Ouch!
Del Murder: Rantzien
Psychotic: Momiji
Rocket Edge: Ouch!
I'm my own MILF: Momiji
Noctiluca: Rantzien
Shiny: qwertyxsora
Bunny: Rye

Prediction Totals
Momiji 4 22%
Ouch! 4 22%
Rye 4 22%
Rantzien 3 17%
qwertyxsora 2 11%
Tavrobel 1 6%

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

I have the somewhat unique position of actually knowing the relative likelihood of each of these members ever becomming a Cid's Knight. Should I tell you all? Nah, that's what the mega-hit reality series Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight (cycle 2 set for next year) is for. Instead I will go through each nominee and say what positive and negative qualities they have that would be a factor in their potential job as a Cid's Knight. I do hope each of them tries out next year because I do think they are all good candidates.

Momiji
Positive - He has strong opinions and is not afraid to share them. Part of Site Staff which means he's already worked with many other forums staffers. Also posts a ton.
Negative - Too argumentative and stubborn at times.

Ouch!
Positive - Ouch has been around a long time and knows how this place works. He's also one of the coolest and nicest people on the board and gets involved with things like the screen name contest.
Negative - Doesn't post much relative to other candidates and therefore doesn't stand out as much as he could.

qwertyxsora
Positive - qwerty is a very active and helpful member, especially when it comes to the mafia events, which have become a strong part of these forums.
Negative - Outside the mafia stuff it might be hard to notice qwerty if he didn't post in green.

Rantzien - He's very charming and witty and genuinely good dude. His posts have a unique quality to them. He also posts in the gaming forums some which is a major plus.
Negative - The textbook Del Murder/Psychotic concern of 'Can he take this seriously?'

Rye
Positive - Not much I can say that people don't already know. Super active member for many years. Very sociable and likeable. Encourages activity by making a lot of topics.
Negative - Activity is mainly limited to General Chat. Also she's sensitive and might take too much personally.

Tavrobel
Positive - Like Momiji he works with Site Staff and has strong opinions on things which helps discussions in Feedback.
Negative - His posts have come off as mean in the past although I don't know if he's still like that.

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Momiji ftw.

qwertyxsora or fail.

One member nominated Levian and said, "One can have the audacity of hope."

Those who didn't make the cut:

Ouch! 13
Rye 7
Rantzien 6
Tavrobel 6
RSL 1

Hmm, will it be Momiji or qwertyxsora?

Go Qwerty/Rantz!

EDIT damn you ciddies fast ness.

qwerty! qwerty!

I think Tav's the most likely of all of them :p

You people really have no clue do you.

Woah, top 2. Cool.

And the winner is...

Momiji!

Momiji 15
qwertyxsora 14

I guess that's better than being banned...

Another prediction, good one mom!

=O

Thanks!

It would have been funny if I got both.

Site staff is a powerful thing. It seems you are destined for more.

Cutest Couple

The finalists:
Del Murder & Miriel
Loony BoB & smittenkitten
Necronopticous & Marshall Banana
rubah & Hsu

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: Loony BoB & smittenkitten
Momiji: Necronopticous & Marshall Banana
Old Manus: Rye & I'm my own MILF
Yaridovich: rubah & Hsu
Jessweeee♪: rubah & Hsu
qwertyxsora: rubah & Hsu
Levian: Rye & I'm my own MILF
Tavrobel: Rye & I'm my own MILF
Clouded Sky: rubah & Hsu
Sergeant Hartman: Rye & I'm my own MILF
Sir Lancealot: rubah & Hsu
Del Murder: Rye & I'm my own MILF
Psychotic: Rye & I'm my own MILF
Rocket Edge: rubah & Hsu
I'm my own MILF: Loony BoB & smittenkitten
Noctiluca: Rye & I'm my own MILF
Shiny: rubah & Hsu
Bunny: rubah & Hsu

Prediction Totals
rubah & Hsu 8 44%
Rye & I'm my own MILF 7 39%
Loony BoB & smittenkitten 2 11%
Necronopticous & Marshall Banana 1 6%

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Blue Harvest

Cutest Couple:

Ah, the cutest couple award. I would repeat the speech I wrote for this six months ago but I had no idea what I said and the file is on my old computer. I think I said something about the couples being so cute it was disgusting, and I probably threw in a joke about BoB's wood, but Iuno. The point is, these couples are so cute they make us want to vomit. What what makes a couple cute? Is it the individuals themselves being cute, or the couple being lovey-dovey? I don't know to be honest. But let's have a look at the nominees:

Del Murder & Miriel:
Tbh I haven't seen much interaction beteen these two, but that's a good thing. They may not be cute, but they're not annoying either.

Loony BoB & smittenkitten:
They're so cute it's disgusting, but they make the perfect couple. She doesn't mind him grabbing her breasts in front of other people, nor did she mind the threesome he had with Psy and Levian. In fact, I heard she filmed it and sells the tape on adult websites for ?9.95 ;)

Necronopticous & Marshall Banana:
Monda alone makes them one of the cutest couples in existence.

Rubah & Hsu:
Hsu is a lucky bastard. That's all I'm saying.

Rye & MILF:
They finally met a few months ago, but will that be enough to win the award? Of course not! They need to stop denying their true feelings and break up already! Then Rye can start dating Monda and MILF can go off with Bunny. But seriously, they make a very cute couple, even if they can be a little annoying sometimes.

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I don't think he should be knighted. He'll interfere with my plans to make liking anime a bannable offence.

SoB to win!

(Bob + Smitten)

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I don't think he should be knighted. He'll interfere with my plans to make liking anime a bannable offence.

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B-but you told me you liked Chobits! :kaocry:

I still lu qwert

I would ban myself. For my own good.

I was propositioned to twice on this award. :bigsmile:

Those who didn't make the cut:

Necronopticous & Marshall Banana 12
rubah & Hsu 7
Del Murder & Miriel 7
RSL & RSL's hat 1

Will it be SoB or RILF?

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

I still lu qwert

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:love:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I would ban myself. For my own good.

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Didn't you try that once before?

M-Monda.... ;-;

And the winner is...

Loony BoB & smittenkitten

Loony BoB & smittenkitten 19
Rye & I'm my own MILF 15

Quote:

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Originally Posted by qwertyxsora

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I would ban myself. For my own good.

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Didn't you try that once before?

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This time I will use a gun instead of the Mod CP. :laugh:

EDIT: Hanny.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I would ban myself. For my own good.

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Still something to be considered. >_>

Haha, the name SoB should catch on.

That's 3 ciddies in a row isn't it? xD

lololol

I didn't even know those two were still going out.

Most Helpful Member

The finalists:
Big D
Del Murder
Demon Dude
Flying Mullet
Leeza
RSL
rubah
Samuraid

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: rubah
Momiji: rubah
Old Manus: Big D
Yaridovich: Flying Mullet
Jessweeee♪: rubah
qwertyxsora: rubah
Levian: Del Murder
Tavrobel: Flying Mullet
Clouded Sky: Del Murder
Sergeant Hartman: Flying Mullet
Sir Lancealot: Del Murder
Del Murder: Big D
Psychotic: Big D
Rocket Edge: rubah
I'm my own MILF: Flying Mullet
Noctiluca: Big D
Shiny: Flying Mullet
Bunny: Flying Mullet

Prediction Totals
Flying Mullet 6 33%
rubah 5 28%
Big D 4 22%
Del Murder 3 17%

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

EoFF's members need help. Here is a list of the many things I believe they have needed help with.

- How do I tie my shoes?
- How do I breathe in and out?
- Do my homework for me.
- I like a girl. Should I ask her out?
- Okay, I'm going to ask her out, how do I do that?
- She said yes and I'm going on a date with her, what do I do?
- I was rude to her, I can't believe she dumped me!
- I need to invade Czechoslovakia. Any pointers?
- My computer is broken.
- My computer is still broken.
- Okay, I installed this "Linux" like you said and now it's really broken.
- I keep getting these urges to stab people. Help!
- How do I make a thread on an internet forum asking people for help?
- EoFF is broken.
- Yes guys it sure is broken.
- Hello? Any admins?
- I'm so lonely.
- How do I win the most Helpful Ciddie?

All of them very pressing issues. And who has come to our rescue in our time of need? I will now attempt to sum up the nominees in three words each.

Big D - Witty kiwi sage.
Del Murder - I make mafia.
Demon Dude - Land of misery.
Flying Mullet - Makes Ciddies; love.
Leeza - :) :cat: :)
rubah - buy a mac~
Samuraid - It's codin' time.

My final three words are this: Who will win?!

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Psychotic should just write every speech.

Those who didn't make the cut:

rubah 8
Samuraid 7
Del Murder 5
Demon Dude 4
RSL 1

We have a tie for second, but who will take first? Will it be Big D, Leeza or Flying Mullet?

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

Psychotic should just write every speech.

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/agrees

Quote:

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Okay, I installed this "Linux" like you said and now it's really broken.

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So true. xD

edit: dang!

Bawwww, I still don't know how I was nominated for that. xD

And the winner is...

Big D!

Big D 13
Leeza 9
Flying Mullet 9

Thanks for helping!

Big D helped my predictions be less awful. He really is a good fellow.

Allieallieallie goooooo!

Late post is late.

Congrats, D.

Well Done

Well, he is the most worthy anyway.

:excited:

Hooray, 1st ciddie!

Well done Big D :cookie:

Most Helpful Techy

The finalists:
Baloki
crono_logical
Momiji
o_O
RSL
Samuraid
Zeromus_X

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: o_O
Momiji: Samuraid
Old Manus: o_O
Yaridovich: Baloki
Jessweeee♪: o_O
qwertyxsora: Samuraid
Levian: Samuraid
Tavrobel: Samuraid
Clouded Sky: crono_logical
Sergeant Hartman: Momiji
Sir Lancealot: Samuraid
Del Murder: Samuraid
Psychotic: Samuraid
Rocket Edge: Baloki
I'm my own MILF: o_O
Noctiluca: o_O
Shiny: crono_logical
Bunny: crono_logical

Prediction Totals
Samuraid 7 39%
o_O 5 28%
crono_logical 3 17%
Baloki 2 11%
Momiji 1 6%

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Originally Posted by qwertyxsora

Private Function ciddiespeechtechie as Speech
'this speech is written in a spoof or visual basic 2008

Dim Baloki as Nominee
Dim crono_logical as Nominee
Dim Momiji as Nominee
Dim o_O as Nominee
Dim Samuraid as Nominee
Dim Zeromus_X as Nominee
Dim intnumberofvotesBaloki as Intager = 0
Dim intnumberofvotescrono_logical as Intager = 0
Dim intnumberofvotesMomiji as Intager = 0
Dim intnumberofvoteso_O as Intager = 0
Dim intnumberofvotesSamuraid as Intager = 0
Dim intnumberofvotesZeromus_X as Intager = 0
Dim inttotalnumberofvotes as Intager = 65
Dim strwinner as String = "And the winner will be said by Award Girl. Take it!"

Do until inttotalnumberofvotes = 0
If vote cast for Baloki then
intnumberofvotesBaloki += 1
End
If vote cast for crono_logical then
intnumberofvotescrono_logical += 1
End
If vote cast for Momiji then
intnumberofvotesMomiji += 1
End
If vote cast for o_O then
intnumberofvoteso_O += 1
End
If vote cast for Samuraid then
intnumberofvotesSamuraid += 1
End
If vote cast for Zeromus_X then
intnumberofvotesZeromus_X += 1
End
inttotalnumberofvotes -= 1
Loop

Me.lblciddiewin= strwinner

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Well done Mistah D.

Also that is a very clever speech qwerty.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Quote:

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Originally Posted by qwertyxsora

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I would ban myself. For my own good.

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Didn't you try that once before?

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This time I will use a gun instead of the Mod CP. :laugh:

EDIT: Hanny.

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http://static.stripgenerator.com/gen...ns-himself.png

Somebody decipher that.

shouldnt it be Integer?

How did I even get nominated for this? I have the techy knowledge of a...um...something without techy knowledge.

And those who didn't make the cut:

crono_logical 9
Momiji 7
Baloki 6
Zeromus_X 1
RSL 1

Which leaves us with o_O and Samuraid. Two equally techy oppontents.

I even got a nomination for this. =0 Crazy!

I am a complete n00b and know nothing about basic, but I'm sure it is quite hilarious and a true show of genius and wit to those in the know.

You go qwerty!

Go face!

You need less free time, qwerty.

And the winner is...

o_O

o_O 16
Samuraid 15

I'm not sure you have much room to talk, AK.

'grats Face. I may have some more concerns with NAT issues, so expect me on IRC sometime. :p

well done darling ;)

Pwned.

Face! Yes!

Oh god my predictions are going down the drain!

New Zealanders are doing a number on the Most Helpfuls.

Most Helpful Gamer

The finalists:
BG-57
Dreddz
JKTrix
Psychotic
RSL
SeedRankLou

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: BG-57
Momiji: BG-57
Old Manus: JKTrix
Yaridovich: SeedRankLou
Jessweeee♪: JKTrix
qwertyxsora: BG-57
Levian: Dreddz
Tavrobel: JKTrix
Clouded Sky: BG-57
Sergeant Hartman: SeedRankLou
Sir Lancealot: SeedRankLou
Del Murder: BG-57
Psychotic: JKTrix
Rocket Edge: Dreddz
I'm my own MILF: JKTrix
Noctiluca: SeedRankLou
Shiny: SeedRankLou
Bunny: JKTrix

Prediction Totals
JKTrix 6 33%
BG-57 5 28%
SeedRankLou 5 28%
Dreddz 2 11%

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

Some gamers are born to be the guy that helps out everyone else. While you're busy shooting stuff down, he's the guy making sure that you're doing it as fast and efficiently as possible, or maybe he's the guy who keeps you alive, or maybe he's the guy that makes the lives of your enemies as annoying as possible before they meet their timely death at the hands of your newly acquired weapon of mass destruction.

Look on the bright side, you haven't quite lost your soul to the K/D/A ratio. Some people would offer the opinion that you're being abused. No one cares about your contributions. If ever there were an award for "highest rate of damage increase" you might get it. Too bad it's a game where it's killers and the killed. Guess what some of us call you? Food. Some of us might call you a wealth of information. Why? Information is free, though I'm sure any university-level student would have to disagree.

But that's okay. No one is going to run and tell anyone that you'll be leaving me. No need to wait a couple of months to find nobody better than me. But in the late recesses of the night, you'll just hope that one day, you'll get what you deserve. For now, this Ciddie will have to suffice.

I wonder, EoFF, who do you think is the gamer being abused the most?

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