Would you demand milk and cookies? What would you demand as your reward for delivering all of the presents! :jess:
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Would you demand milk and cookies? What would you demand as your reward for delivering all of the presents! :jess:
To personally deflower the daughters of each family I visit
56 virgins :D
Depends on who it is:jokey:
a fat ass joint
Strawberries dipped in chocolate! :ichigo:
Listen, there's nothing better than a nice glass of milk and some homemade cookies. But still, every year, I get a few miserly souls that sell out to the corporations and just buy Chips Ahoy or Tim Tam.
And of course the milk has always soured by the time I get there, but the missus can work a little holiday magic on that and turn it to eggnog. The cookies though, they eat at my very soul.
smurf cookies, I want some smurfing money for that much effort.
We always leave carrots for your reindeer, Santa!
Milk and cookies are delicious, but by the second house you'd be feeling a little sick xD
I would demand US dollars.
Donbot prefers wads of cash and the occasional glass of motor oil.
Wouldn't a card with a heartfelt thanks be enough?
I want some milk and cookies right now. :(
plate of cucumbers and potatoes for me, imho
Pssht, only if they're hot. And I wouldn't be worried about if they were virgins.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
I'd want money. I'm not going all over the world and visiting every house for free.
I'm not delivering "presents". I expect to get paid for every single one, and I charge insane interest. You're all going to be poor :D
Rye (not you) +Gingerale.
I'd kidnap all of the trusting children and hold the world ransom.
Wait, remind me what am I doing in this thread?
What more could a guy ask for than a glass of milk left by the fireplace for four hours?
Painkillers, sleeping pills, and 72" screen TV.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
I'd very much appreciate 1 Grand Helm from Tower...I absolutely despise that stingy bastard!
Calorie-free cheesecake!
=(
I would want money! :3
>>> Lol, You would not even last.. You`d get tired in the 3rd house you visit then quit your job and ruin christmas for everyone..Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
btw, Santa doesnt exist..