If you were Santa...

[Blue Harvest]

I'd want money. I'm not going all over the world and visiting every house for free.

[Jiro]

I'm not delivering "presents". I expect to get paid for every single one, and I charge insane interest. You're all going to be poor

[Araciel]

Rye (not you) +Gingerale.

[Peegee]

I'd kidnap all of the trusting children and hold the world ransom.

Wait, remind me what am I doing in this thread?

[Del Murder]

What more could a guy ask for than a glass of milk left by the fireplace for four hours?

[Tavrobel]

What more could a guy ask for than a glass of milk left by the fireplace for four hours?

Painkillers, sleeping pills, and 72" screen TV.

[trancekuja]

I'd very much appreciate 1 Grand Helm from Tower...I absolutely despise that stingy bastard!

[kikimm]

Calorie-free cheesecake!

=(

[boris no no]

I would want money! :3

[black orb]

To personally deflower the daughters of each family I visit

>>> Lol, You would not even last.. You`d get tired in the 3rd house you visit then quit your job and ruin christmas for everyone..

btw, Santa doesnt exist..