Second Scenario

A'yo, alright then son. How about this one. Let's assume you all are men this time as it normally is...:rolleyes2...Alright, you come home from work and walk in side your house to find it dark with some candles lite, And your girlfriend walks into the room with some sexy lonjoray or however the hell it's spelled. She presses you against the wall and take off you pants. As soon as things are about to get good, you both hear some helicopers. Next thing you know, police breaks down your door and points their guns at you. Their about to shoot and your girlfriend is close enough to be used as a shield. What's going through your head?:cool:

I'm going to use the random woman who showed up in my house soliciting me for sex as a shield for sure.

Dammit I didn't flush the crack!

Lol rl meat shield.

I question their unlawful forced entry and then sue the local police station for their piss-poor management of a situation.

I ask them why they're keeping the black man down.


Then I proceed to call Al Sharpton.

I didn't know she was into groups, costumes and roleplay :bigsmile:

Probably something along the lines of "What the smurf!?"

PS. Lingerie. Also: Scenario.

"Why, I'm sure we can sort this out rationally without any need for those firearms, eh chaps? Now could the guy with the pistol pointing at me kindly pass me my dressing gown? No, the blue one."

I would hope that I wouldn't be used as a shield!

I'd beat those army foo's down then finish makin' love to my lady.

I'd use my woman as a meat shield and tell her that's what she gets for leaving the kitchen.

I'm going to use my magical spirit cookie shield powers to save us both and turn the bullets into daisies, duh.

I'd fake an epilepsy attack and accidentally die from it.

Psh! Nameless mob of cops? I can take them, I'm a main character!

id get shot and die.... then there would be a flashback showing that i'm an immortal from 15th century Ireland. id wake up in the morgue, scare the hell out of the coroner and proceed to my secret historical lair to retrieve my seventeenth century obsidian blade and hunt my rival that sent the cops after me accompanied by the music of QUEEN which by the end will morph into something with a more celtic feel to it. my story concludes with a beheading, electric explosions and hints at sequel (hopefully a hell of a lot better than highlander 2).

I'd think "Wow, I read about this exact thing on EoFF on some stupid thread!"

"Oh God, I knew I shouldn't have downloaded that N'Sync song illegally... "

I'd jump into my gundam and shoot them all.

Face, body, or do I make them swallow?

Wait, what was the first scenario?

Typhoon takes his scenarios from personal experience.

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Typhoon takes his scenarios from personal experience.

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He's more gangsta than me, and I am so gangsta it hurrrtssss...

Kung fu.

I'd suspect a conspiracy...how come they busted in right now when she made effort to surprise me,hm?
Oh , and also cast Protect and Warp

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

Typhoon takes his scenarios from personal experience.

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He's more gangsta than me, and I am so gangsta it hurrrtssss...

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Oooh, you're so thug too? I'm so thug my friend's are all like, "Dude, that homey is totally thug!"

I'm so thug I shot 2pac. I guess I took his THUG LYFE lolololol

Daaaaamn, that is hard core thug.

No wonder you won the Most Dangerous Ciddie.

I keep going. What?

/ja "Perfect Dodge" <me>