id get shot and die.... then there would be a flashback showing that i'm an immortal from 15th century Ireland. id wake up in the morgue, scare the hell out of the coroner and proceed to my secret historical lair to retrieve my seventeenth century obsidian blade and hunt my rival that sent the cops after me accompanied by the music of QUEEN which by the end will morph into something with a more celtic feel to it. my story concludes with a beheading, electric explosions and hints at sequel (hopefully a hell of a lot better than highlander 2).