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I program a laser machine at work. The laser cuts sheet metal. I found out if you pointed the laser at maximum power somewhere other than the sheet, it can be lethal up to 200 yards. The machine is too big to lug around, but if I were to make it portable somehow, what should I do with it?
I am making this a poll, so just wait a couple of moments while I make the poll.
You animal!
I don't like your tone. You'd best not ever come within 200 yards of me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
Become a superhero and fight criminals
Run around yelling "Pew Pew" and then fire at whoever gives you dirty looks or insults you. Do it, it'll make you feel good
I would attach it to a sword. That way you have a laser sword and that would be awesome. You could like...turn it on and have a 200 yard long sword to swing around! That would rock all sorts of awesome!
Kano, bish.
Laser off your hand so you can get a hook and be the cool kid in school.
Not just movie theaters, but professor who use them in classes and shake them around so much you can't see what they're pointing at >:{
Attach it to your crotch because nothing says pimpin' like a laser penis.
I already know someone like that. I guess you could say I would have stiff competition if I decided to use your idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Yeah, I know that was a stretch.
Figure out how to make it even stronger so you can use the Master Spark on people you don't like.
I second making it into a sword, with the added requirement that you become a boss in the next No More Heroes game.
Three words - Hall of Mirrors.
Use a series of mirrors to progressively increase the pew pew capacity of your laser. Then hold the world ransom for one hundred million dollars.
"Laser."Quote:
Originally Posted by Pureghetto
:D
oh right. My mistake.
Make jokes about the power of Malaysia
Maybe the question should be "What shouldn't you do with your laser?"
Kano, all the way!
Road rage or lazar pointarz
Graft it into your arm and you can try and become a male version of Samus Aran. Or you know, try and become Barrett. Either or.
Put it on a shark
Aw man, I'm the only one who voted for Mega Man.
Give it to me. Imagine the irony! Lazzer uses laser.
Ultimate road rage weapon imo.
Well, not anymore. I didn't expect people to choose that option. I know I may sound biased here, but after ed explained to me in detail about his idea, I really like it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder