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So if I was a supervillian, I'd have little robot minions of course. I'd take over Utah first since they are close and I don't want them throwing fits. Then I'd make robot dragons and take out Germany, cause with their track record I don't want to smurf with them. THEN I'd just start taking out a bunch of countries with my robot minions.
If you had a PHD in horribleness... tehee.... what are your world domination plans?
Well, first I'd have to kill you because you're too much competition! After that, who knows. I doubt I'd succeed with Part 1 of the plan.
The Internet is so incredible.
I would take over Africa, running on the platform "I am not a genocidal lunatic" which would pretty much guarantee my victory. Then I would marshal the continent's vast human and material resources into an effective military, industrial, and technological power.
The rest writes itself.
I would attempt to marry Lekana so that I wouldn't have to actually do anything except please her in bed while she takes over the world.:D
That doesn't sound like a bad idea ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Clouded Sky
Hey, taking over the world is hard work. I assume most evil geniuses fail because they capture a hottie involuntarily and thus never get any. This just makes them upset, they exhaust themselves more and it's a terrible cycle. This way you can relax after a hard days work!:bigsmile:
Makes perfect sense. I don't want to waste my efforts on trying to get laid by one of those minion hotties. I can just get one and TADA! I'm set!
First I'd get an eye patch, cause eye patches are awesome. Then I'd get an albino chick second in command. Then I'd get an ugly under appreciated scientist, for plans and inventions. Then I'd get a big guy, for a meat shield. Then I'd get a little girl, for detracting the heroes.
First will off some important guy in a place somewhere and start prancing around as his ghost. Then we wait for some meddling kids to solve the mystery and then will of them and get notoriety. Then we'll start robbing banks and stuff for money. And then will build a giant robot (I'll form the head, of course) with the money and rampage. We'll also kill the other scientists building the robot so there won't be any other giant robots.
However, if it was me, I would funnel most of my money into a secret island ninja training facility, secretly raid the neighboring country's villages, then invite a neighboring leader to a meeting aboard an airship assassinate him, and then when his entire country disbands and marches on mine I'll send my ninjas to poison their food supply and cause general chaos withing their ranks. Then I'll stop playing.
I'd probably wreak emotional havoc on everyone in my way. Like an internet troll, but having entire corporations at my bidding.
Make a bunch of annoying posts on an internet forum. As you can see, my victory is close to completion. Oh I just thought of something else. Kill the whales. I hate whales. Dolphins too. smurf dolphins.
First i would get a pellet gun and take it to france and order them to surrender their country to me. Of course they would automaticly give up then i would Use their money and wepons and wage a war against the rest of land locked europe then i would form an alience with the uk and america and make them my friends when the get close POWtake over their countrys to. Next would come asia their small penised militarys would be no mach to my mighty force of robots adn exposions.
the thing about france and gaining their weapons is. . . well I won't say it.
I would send a virus to delete all the porn from the internet, the world would do the rest.
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cool story brahQuote:
effective
how could you think of somthing so horribleQuote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
Is it 'cos they is black?Quote:
Originally Posted by Old ManusQuote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
cool story brahQuote:
effective
>AfricaQuote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
>vast human resources
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah, vast for self destruction. You made me laugh. Well played.
One thing I would do is after my Doomsday Device is created, I kill off all of the people that helped with its creation, and kill their families, contacts, and connections.
We can't have the risk of more than one doomsday device. Not in my world.
if you destroy the world were will you live
It's a biological weapon. Kill off my enemies from the insides, and let the good ones live.
I'm not foolish enough to make something explosive!
i would blow up the world and just live on the moon with all the most beautiful women in the world
I have an evil plan to save the world for every man, and I think it's better than the way it's being run. Oh, the groundwork's laid! No, don't be afraid... I'm sure that I can fix it when I figure out the physics. My evil plan to save the world! Just you wait 'till it's unfurled. It'll go down in history! It's prophetic... no, it's not pathetic. I can't believe I made it up myself. I have an evil plan to save the world you understand. The exemplary feat - you'd think I'd have to cheat! I'd make Voltaire proud, deep and furrow browed. Uncanny and so clever, it's "Our Newest Plan Ever!" My evil plan to save the world! Just you wait 'till it's unfurled. It'll go down in history, yeah! It's prophetic... no, it's not pathetic! I can't believe I made it up myself.
an evil plan to save the world
isnt that an oxymoron
I would develop an airborne virus that is degenerative to human cognitive abilities and unleash this horror upon the world.
You don't want me to be a supervillain or to have any sort of significant power. Nihilism + genocide is a terrible mix.
you mean the internetQuote:
Originally Posted by Pureghetto
What track record? Losing? Yeah, that's scary.Quote:
Then I'd make robot dragons and take out Germany, cause with their track record I don't want to smurf with them.
My evil plan consists of a set of panda bears, nine and a half koala bears and a bottle of mountain dew. I will not bore you with the details.
This thread is now about Cacodemons.
I think they millions that were killed would disagree with you.Quote:
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Dead things can't disagree with the living. Despite the amount of people they killed, they still failed in their overall goal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's KnightI think they millions that were killed would disagree with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
"Dr. Lekana, Phd in Doom, Masters in Quake." :D
Actually, they had to change their overall goal because they kept succeeding in it. Their first goal was to retake the "Lebensraum", or else said the german speaking countries.Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyDead things can't disagree with the living. Despite the amount of people they killed, they still failed in their overall goal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's KnightI think they millions that were killed would disagree with you.Quote:
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Well, besides shaking off the french oppression and such.
Why aren't you guys talking about Doom? I hate this thread. :(
I like it when the imps die and you can look at their crotches and there is something there.
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Originally Posted by BunnyDead things can't disagree with the living. Despite the amount of people they killed, they still failed in their overall goal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's KnightI think they millions that were killed would disagree with you.Quote:
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Theres a lesson to be learned there. You can take over almost the entire world as long as you our one of your allies dont f**k with america
I have no world domination plans, but I'm assisting Kes in hers in exchange for not being killed.
Then you talk her into giving you the world in her will and then you poison her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Harvest
Brillant!!
http://metal.slipgate.org/Files/Doom.../Cacodemon.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
For some reason Cacodemons are my fave DooM demons. I sorta want to hang out with them, have a beer, watch the game. Don't ask why.
Not like those smurfing revenants :mad2:
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They're giant red spiky balls with one big eye.
Whats not to like?
...You'd better hope she doesn't see this.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkswordofchaosThen you talk her into giving you the world in her will and then you poison her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Harvest
Brillant!!
After discovering a way to keep myself immortal and youthful, I would simply kill you all and wait for evolution to take its course and replace you. As I will be remembered as the lifeform that was present during the whole event, I will be worshipped as a god, except that I will forever remain available for a chat and a nice cuppa tea.
This plan's only flaw is the immortality stuff. That could be tricky.
Simple.
I'd show Disaster Movie.