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If this mothersmurfer was headed your way and you knew about it one year in advance, what would you do? I would probably do lots of drugs, go to lots of foreign places, have sex with whatever female of reasonable physical appearance was willing to receive my (at this point, mostly futile) seed, and spend lots of time with my family. Are these activities mutually exclusive? I don't know, but I hope to God that the last two are.
goodness gracious
Spirit Bomb
Anyway if this was heading towards earth i'd probably just go about my daily business (despite the rampant chaos that will be going on around me) and brace myself for the impact.
Wait.
Not if you have jheri curls.Quote:
Originally Posted by I Took the Red Pill
I'm thinking I would go on a rampage much like your own.
Didn't someone make a :skull::skull::skull::skull:ty series based upon the Rapture?
I want Velociraptures.
I'd Probably go to europe and travel.
go live in Italy or something
The world would be running rampant, there are no 'daily duties.'
Um. I would do something extraordinarily selfish and kind of insane. I'd have a baby. :o
true it would be anarchism all overQuote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
I probably wouldn't be able to go to Italy, so I'd probably just get closer to God until a crazy mob got to me
I'd piss in as many fonts as possible.
I'd learn how to survive in a vacuum.
What? That's totally something you can learn.
I'd yell at it and call it names until it feels bad and leaves.
I would have sex with every EoFFer that would want to have sex with me.
Naturally, all of them are male.
The girls couldn't bear admitting to such an embarrassing desire.
Drink a lot, get fat, sleep a lot, then punch it in the nose...right before it consumes me.
A year of hedonism much like that described in the OP.
I'd probly have a lot of sex and do some drugs and such. Then I'd admit to everyone I've skipped chances to see The Godfather and The Shawshank Redemption multiple times because I don't care about them, but I've seen Titanic 6 times because I love it. I mean, what are they do gonna do about it, kill me before I'm killed?
Oh wait :( :skull::skull::skull::skull:.
What the hell, Kyle? Are you serious? We can't be friends anymore until you've at least seen the Shawshank Redemption. And Godfather 1. The other two are crappy anyway. Only worth watching for the "lol, hymen" jokes.
They look boring :bigsmile: I've said I've never seen the Shawshank Redemption to peeps before, but I usually act like I've tried really hard and never found the opportunity.
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Originally Posted by Noctiluca
so harsh, the Godfather is one of the greatest movies made
harsh as well, the DeNiro scenes are all great,Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin
now three you might want to skip
There's a DBZ movie called Fusion Reborn and there are these gigantic jelly beans everywhere. If you yell insults at them they break accordingly to the harshness of your insult! :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Vermachtnis
Fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex151Quote:
Originally Posted by Noctiluca
the Godfather is one of the most overrated movies made
in all seriousness, i'd be on drugs the whole time, meet a :skull::skull::skull::skull:load of people, have a lot of sex with my boyfriend freaky style and read a :skull::skull::skull::skull:load, play video games, travel, explore... EAT. =)
oh god, I love you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Noctiluca
There's many many times I've passed on seeing 'great' films too because they looks so endlessly boring. In fact, if someone argues that the movie has gotten an oscar, I just get even more skeptical! Not only are oscar movies boring, they also never end dammit! No offense to anyone who likes oscar movies, I'm sure they're great. ;) Actually, take offense, what do I care? There's a meteor coming and we're all gonna die! :weep:
Hope I don't get raped?
Im amazed at the Godfather hate coming from this forum, it breaks my heart......
why, I'd probably watch The Godfather for a year until the disc was ruined then I'd read the book over and over, if that gas ball was on its way here
Well hell, there's no better way to go out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic