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So, what makes/made/will make you and your significant other weird? I firmly believe all couples are weird. Me and Bert are weird because we talk about bathroom habits, go to the potty with the door open, have a kissy noise we make when we want a kiss, and he likes my wiggly butt. :bigsmile:
I'm weird enough by myself, but damn, Bert is sure weird!
He likes to read while he poops and he gets mad when I go talk to him. :(
Mine talks about killing people o.o seriously. He's an odd boy. I guess that's what you get when you're in the military? We also have extensive convos on WoW... he can turn the most inappropriate subject and make you laugh in which you'll feel horrible about.
My Cody sure is a weirdo, and as Liz said, I'm weird enough as is!
stu is a turtle and I am a puppy. match made in heaven???
DUCK NOISES and I AM ANGRY IN A CAR
don't ask.
Cody's a hunksicle. :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
I'M SINGLE. Gay guys are hard to come by in rural Ohio. :p
Life for me is busy at the moment and I am more worried about school and getting a good job in December when I graduate, so the SO can wait until I am bringing in the dough! :P
I don't know about that...Quote:
Originally Posted by Yaridovich
The weirdest thing about my significant other is that she's imaginary.
I completely agree with him on that account. He's not the weird one, you are. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Caraliz
No S.O. just yet.
He is isn't he =3 I can't wait for him to come back home though :( I miss him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yaridovich
We talked about each other's fecal matter quite a bit at one point. Nuff said.
Black Men are Tasty!
(ai+b)•♥ = ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tavrobel
who the hell talks to someone when they're trying to poop??
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Originally Posted by Aerith's KnightI completely agree with him on that account. He's not the weird one, you are. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Caraliz
I am totally not weird. :D
Still single. :x
Me. :( I can't get enough of him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parker
I lose my concentration when you come in! I must focus for the poo to flow!
and I love it when you wiggle your butt on me at night when we go to sleep :D
How can you focus when you read?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert
I can't do it.
I am the wiggliest booty around. :bigsmile:
I'm sure we are both weird but I don't really care to point them out right now.
I read when I poop cause it takes me awhile.
This.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Also, let's put it this way. What DON'T we talk about? I'm pretty sure there isn't a thing we don't discuss xP
Why do boys need so much time to poo?
Some are lazy and slow. I personally don't care to spend too much time in the bathroom. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Marshall Banana
Girls are the ones that take forever. :mad:
My :bou::bou::bou::bou: can get pretty massive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall Banana
Mine wiggles up close to fart on me. He also nerd rages on his 360 so bad his controller breaks and he causes a finger to start bleeding. It's pro. :D But hey, I cry at the drop of a hat, and pee like 16 times a day, and say "Right?" 80x too many.
I've been told about poop experiences before. But according to him girls don't poop. We never poop, it's a myth. We also don't fart either. That's also a trick of the mind whenever you think you might've heard it.
xD Wiggles up close to fart on you? That's badQuote:
Originally Posted by Purcifur
Yeah why do boys take forever to poop? I take massive poops and it doesn't take me an entire book chapter, Bert. :mad2:
Mine has ferocious eyes that scare me in the nighttime
Is this a poop thread now?
Plus, silence is required while pooping.
My friend looked at one of mine before. He said it changed his life.
I think if I ever do get a girlfriend it'll be the fact that she does most of the talking. Either that or the fact that she'll be translating my really quiet talking for other people.
...no wonder I don't have a girlfriend. It's more work than it's worth for them.
I hate quiet guys! You have to make up some of the conversation!
I'm pretty much the Form of the Surreal.