Mine wiggles up close to fart on me. He also nerd rages on his 360 so bad his controller breaks and he causes a finger to start bleeding. It's pro. But hey, I cry at the drop of a hat, and pee like 16 times a day, and say "Right?" 80x too many.
I've been told about poop experiences before. But according to him girls don't poop. We never poop, it's a myth. We also don't fart either. That's also a trick of the mind whenever you think you might've heard it.