my foot is realy itchy

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04-15-2009, 10:49 PM
Marky Tee

my foot is realy itchy

help:(
04-15-2009, 10:50 PM
Yar

Maybe you have athlete's foot.
04-15-2009, 10:50 PM
Rantz

Sandpaper.
04-15-2009, 10:52 PM
demondude

Amputation, duh.
04-15-2009, 11:00 PM
Yar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demon Dude

Amputation, duh.

His phantom foot would still itch, you foolish fool. :mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2:
04-15-2009, 11:01 PM
qwertysaur

Use the soup!
04-15-2009, 11:16 PM
Old Manus

Suicide is the only way out
04-15-2009, 11:27 PM
Psychotic

Post a thread about it on an internet forum.
04-15-2009, 11:39 PM
Marky Tee

all great ideas guys
cept the last one
no1 would ever do something as pointless as that on the internet
04-15-2009, 11:44 PM
Quindiana Jones

Horrendously bypass the swear filter in the General Chat section of an internet forum named Eyes on FF. If I were you, I'd post it in a thread about itchy feet, then it'd be funnier due to the randomness.
04-15-2009, 11:48 PM
Namelessfengir

piss on your foot should help
04-15-2009, 11:51 PM
Araciel

Walk it off.
04-15-2009, 11:53 PM
rubah

I had itchy foot when I was about 12. They gave me itchy pills and I would have the craziest dreams.
04-15-2009, 11:53 PM
Yar

Itchy foot, oh my.
Let's hope that it's not fungal.
Gold Bond is your friend. :)
04-16-2009, 12:28 AM
Namelessfengir

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yaridovich

Gold Bond is your friend. :)

i already recommended a gold shower....
04-16-2009, 01:10 AM
Vermachtnis

Kick something strong. Like a bear. Kick a bear!
04-16-2009, 01:27 AM
Jessweeee♪

Oatmeal bath!
04-16-2009, 01:30 AM
KH-Cloudy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vermachtnis

Kick something strong. Like a bear. Kick a bear!

Kick Pedobear :p
04-16-2009, 01:40 AM
Levian

Light yourself on fire, if done correctly it should divert your attention elsewhere.
04-16-2009, 02:31 AM
~*~Celes~*~

so...scratch it? :confused:
04-16-2009, 02:37 AM
Iceglow

Tickle it, if it's ticklish then it will not itch! That or smash it with a sledgehammer! If that doesn't work then try a JACKHAMMER! and if that fails then dynamite it is, shove a stick up your bum and kneel down on your foot, I promise it won't hurt!
04-16-2009, 02:51 AM
Jessweeee♪

Quote:

Originally Posted by KH-Cloudy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vermachtnis

Kick something strong. Like a bear. Kick a bear!

Kick Pedobear :p

Don't kick Pedo Bear D:
04-16-2009, 03:41 AM
Caraliz

Oh man you should stick it in grape jelly
04-16-2009, 04:56 AM
Fonzie

Strap buttered-toast to your foot.

Don't forget the butter.
04-16-2009, 07:40 AM
DarkBahamut

Two words: Holy Water.
04-16-2009, 11:15 AM
theundeadhero

Thanks for letting me know.
04-16-2009, 04:40 PM
Rantz

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~

so...scratch it? :confused:

Don't be ridiculous.
04-16-2009, 04:41 PM
Misfit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vermachtnis

Kick a bear!

bears are badass.
04-16-2009, 10:37 PM
Marky Tee

it stopped when i took my sock off and let some fresh air into it
04-16-2009, 11:45 PM
Fonzie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marky Tee

it stopped when i took my sock off and let some fresh air into it

So apparently oxygen has mystical foot healing powers.

I've learned something today.
04-17-2009, 01:57 AM
Caraliz

Oxygen is like ______ as pi is to _______?
04-17-2009, 04:02 AM
NeoTifa

twitter.com
04-17-2009, 04:26 AM
Caraliz

OH MY GOD YOUR FOOT IS A GRENADE