Kick something strong. Like a bear. Kick a bear!
Kick something strong. Like a bear. Kick a bear!
Oatmeal bath!
Kick PedobearOriginally Posted by Vermachtnis
Light yourself on fire, if done correctly it should divert your attention elsewhere.
so...scratch it?
Tickle it, if it's ticklish then it will not itch! That or smash it with a sledgehammer! If that doesn't work then try a JACKHAMMER! and if that fails then dynamite it is, shove a stick up your bum and kneel down on your foot, I promise it won't hurt!
Don't kick Pedo Bear D:Kick Pedobear
Oh man you should stick it in grape jelly
Strap buttered-toast to your foot.
Don't forget the butter.
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Don't be ridiculous.so...scratch it?
bears are badass.
it stopped when i took my sock off and let some fresh air into it
So apparently oxygen has mystical foot healing powers.
I've learned something today.
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