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When a person fancies a person of the gender the first person prefers to have relations with, what is a good way for the person to charm the other person into obsession with the person?Quote:
Lovely Flakes says (00:09):
*No reason your kid can't be the coolest guy in the playground as well as mine.
Pontus says (00:10):
*There is, if they're in the same playground.
Lovely Flakes says (00:11):
*Not if they're the same kid. :heart:
Scream "LOVE ME" at them and then smother them with a brick.
Charm spell ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
Take them to a Habbo Hotel for some hot bobba action all night long. :bigsmile:
Step One: Make sure there is a zipper on your pants.
Step Two: Unzip pants.
Step Three: While performing a meatspin, charge as fast as you can towards a person.
Final Step: A new friendship is established.
NOTE: Does not work for women.
Blast off. Heh. http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../emot-smug.gif
All ye young'n these days with yer hip hop and yer internets.
Why back in the ol days all ye need'n was a club and ye coul go out and klonk a lass on the noggin and drag er back and ye could call er yer missus.
Crimmeny!
Whisper "I love you" in their ear.
Whew, even thinking about it gives me chills! It gets me everytime, I swear.
Pull her hair and put a frog in her desk.
Oooh i heard that punching a member of the opposite sex (in the arm of corse, dont want to promote domestic violence) and generally being mean to them works a treat too!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
Well it did in primary school anyway!
I went up to a girl and started talking to her about my anime figurine collection and she seemed like she wanted to get to know me better because she said "Who are you?" so yeah, I think I am in there. Here's hoping for second base!
Sounds like your onto a winner there lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Being me tends to help in these situations. Hope this helps.
I couldn't help but notice you are a female on the internet. I, too, am a user of the internet. We have a lot in common. Perhaps we could get together. *hugs*Quote:
Originally Posted by xXsarahXx
oh Psy :elk:
I don't know, I am good at charming ladies but not at actually entering relationships with them. I feel like I am the person that all my female friends will wake up one day when they are 30 and wish they had married, but they aren't interested now.
Best.Line.Ever!Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticI couldn't help but notice you are a female on the internet. I, too, am a user of the internet. We have a lot in common. Perhaps we could get together. *hugs*Quote:
Originally Posted by xXsarahXx
With that kind of charm, you wont need your Anime figures!
*hugs!*
Roofies.
Don't try to change me, baby. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by xXsarahXx
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Originally Posted by The Jamie Star Scenario
But...but...i has Final fantasy figures.... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticDon't try to change me, baby. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by xXsarahXx
Hey...dont walk away!
I can't give away my secrets :shifty:
Apparently I am quite the charmer, but I just like to pay compliments when they're due. I probably look a bit of a serial flirt to people who don't know me personally. I really am just a nice guy :(
Cookies and candy
:3
Come on man, don't call them roofies, they are charm spells :pQuote:
Originally Posted by The Jamie Star Scenario
Sorry, can't help you there. I only know how to attract guys, apparently.
I've always been partial to the ol' fork in the eye.
Only guys? I wouldn't have picked that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
All I seem to need to do is be myself. Seriously my wit and smile has won me many a heart that and serving tables, flirting for tips works well.
I know you personally, no comment :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
The chocobo feather touching the sole of my foot elicits a giggle. I writhe uncontrollably as it moves up my leg, pauses at the knee and continues northward. My excitment gets wilder as it teases my upper leg and finally, exquisitely, touches my genitals..
"K-KWEEEHHHHH!" shouts I in the middle of the crowded library. Damn it, I fell asleep again. I gather my books and leave swiftly, avoiding the stares of others...
xD What do you do if there is no zipper in your pants?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
I am not charming at all. I am awkward and sheepish at all times, even when people are trying to charm me. I am no help to this thread.
But foabi wan, you are my only hope... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by foabi_wan_kenobi
I've been told that I'm a charming person, but I'm usually completely oblivious when someone likes me. I'm always like: "She likes me? I didn't notice."
I just drag them home with me and lock them up until they fall in love with me.
Or usually I am just myself and it works enough, given the right person. I am far from suave but I think being cute, a bit of confidence and an amiable personality can go a long way. :)
Oddly enough older guys find it amusing when I am all shy and stuff. -__-;
Well you know, getting a Ł7 tip and 2 phone numbers means I do something right lol.
Dim the lights. Light the fireplace. Open a bottle of red wine. Pour it for the two of you, or three, or four. Hey, I'm not gonna judge. Then start giving them a sensual massage on their back and shoulders.
Start caressing their neck lightly with your nose. Kiss it...you know you want to. Turn on some music. The song is, "Bump n Grind" by R. Kelly. A perfect choice if I do say so myself; which I do. As soon as the said person(s) is relaxed completely start working your way up from their neck to their ear.
Once they've completely succumbed to your seduction whisper, "Hey baby, guess what!" They'll reply, "What" in an exasperated voice. Then you yell, "PENIS" really loudly in their ear. The night is over just before it began, but at least you didn't waste a good bottle of wine.
You don't notice because they're always swooning :roll2Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
You don't have to charm me to get my pants off.
Oh really? Hmm...Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
Drunk girls told me that boys like boobies.
Sober girls told me that boys like boobies.
I think there is a trend.
Kidnapping is the key to quality time.
My friends say I'm a massive flirt, but I just think I'm friendly!
Way ahead of you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
BUO is truly the master.
Patrons at work dig my wholesome librarian look, cleavage, and availability.
I think the smell of alcohol and chicken wings helps; it's like a natural male aphrodesiac.
"BOU already did it" is the new "Simpsons already did it".Quote:
I may be a huge flirt here (and elsewhere on t'internet) but my best lines are reserved for rl useage. It's just a shame I'm too shy irl to ever use them :(