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				I can't give away my secrets
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				Apparently I am quite the charmer, but I just like to pay compliments when they're due. I probably look a bit of a serial flirt to people who don't know me personally. I really am just a nice guy
 
 
					
				Cookies and candy
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				Sorry, can't help you there. I only know how to attract guys, apparently.
 
			
			 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				I've always been partial to the ol' fork in the eye.
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
 
			
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				All I seem to need to do is be myself. Seriously my wit and smile has won me many a heart that and serving tables, flirting for tips works well.
 
 
					
					
						 
					
					
				The chocobo feather touching the sole of my foot elicits a giggle. I writhe uncontrollably as it moves up my leg, pauses at the knee and continues northward. My excitment gets wilder as it teases my upper leg and finally, exquisitely, touches my genitals..
"K-KWEEEHHHHH!" shouts I in the middle of the crowded library. Damn it, I fell asleep again. I gather my books and leave swiftly, avoiding the stares of others...