Dear Aeris is here to help!

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08-01-2009, 06:24 PM
Dear Aeris

Dear Aeris is here to help!

http://i32.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...u:/20f8ch1.png

Hello and Greetings, Dear EoFFers!
:mymelkiss:

A friend of mine told me that you, Dear EoFFers, are often in need of consultations regarding personal or awkward matters! Maybe you're uncomfortable talking to your friends about something! Maybe your friends are unresponsive, or imaginary! Maybe you need to get something off your chest and just want someone to understand! Well, I'm glad to announce that I will be addressing your concerns in an upcoming newsletter, here at EoFF!
:mymeltitter:

However, Dear EoFFers! To be able to help you, you must tell me about your problems! Is there, for example, a girl at school that you're interested in but you don't know how to approach because she's always surrounded by her friends? Have you noticed hair on your body growing out in places you'd never imagined it would? Or perhaps your boyfriend leaves home after dark, wearing spandex and a cape, without telling you where he's off to, and it drives you absolutely bonkers!
:mymelslap:

Anything you want to ask, Dear EoFFers; I'm here to help! Just PM your worries to me as soon as possible, and I'll answer as many as I am able to! You will naturally be anonymous, sillies!
:mymelheart:

See you soon, Dear EoFFers!
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08-01-2009, 06:25 PM
Crimson

Um......

Welcome?

Edit: what the....why was stickie- actually no, it's probably for the better that I dont think about it.
08-01-2009, 06:28 PM
Old Manus

My money's on Rye
08-01-2009, 06:30 PM
black orb

>>> I have a serious problem here Dear Aeris, I think I fell in love with you..
08-01-2009, 06:51 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

My money's on Rye

I'll take that bet.
08-01-2009, 06:54 PM
Denmark

Recognize this Member.
08-01-2009, 08:10 PM
Blue Harvest

What luck, I do have a spandex-and-cape related problem but I was going to write to a newspaper like those other losers. Thank you Dear Aerith, for letting me keep my anonimity, if not my dignity.
08-01-2009, 08:17 PM
Rye

I'm so happy you're here, Dear Aeris. I'll write in my worries right away!
08-01-2009, 08:25 PM
Fonzie

Made me think of the SNL skit. :p
08-01-2009, 08:26 PM
Madonna

Very little could beat the [Ask DocFrance] forum of GHF, but I admire the attempt! You may even succeed!
08-01-2009, 08:44 PM
Baloki

She'll die before she gives away your secrets!
08-01-2009, 09:41 PM
Raistlin

My first thought was actually Lynx. Regardless, this could be entertaining.
08-01-2009, 10:13 PM
Laddy

YAY!!!
08-01-2009, 10:34 PM
Del Murder

I have so many questions for you Dear Aeris. I'm so glad you came here.
08-01-2009, 10:39 PM
Markus. D

Aheheheh.
08-01-2009, 10:43 PM
KentaRawr!

We have an EoEO board for this, Mrs. Aeris! :mad2:
08-01-2009, 11:40 PM
Dear Aeris

But I have a degree! :mymeltitter:
08-02-2009, 01:24 AM
Raistlin

In what? Being stabbed?
08-02-2009, 01:40 AM
Psychotic

Oh no he di'n't!
08-02-2009, 02:42 AM
Dignified Pauper

GURL HE DID.
08-02-2009, 02:55 AM
Bunny

I know who you are.
08-02-2009, 03:22 AM
The Space Pope

I find it odd that Lady Aeris can't even spell her own name correctly

Everyone knows it's Aerith :colbert: /average foaming at the mouth ff7 fanboi
08-02-2009, 04:09 AM
Rye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

In what? Being stabbed?

Oh shi-
08-02-2009, 04:35 AM
theundeadhero

I generally don't take advice from dead chicks.
08-02-2009, 04:50 AM
KentaRawr!

Really? I would. They can give me advice on how to avoid dying!
08-02-2009, 05:00 AM
theundeadhero

If they were any good at avoiding death they wouldn't be dead!
08-02-2009, 05:01 AM
Rye

Dead people are the best at teaching living people how to truly live it up, though!
08-02-2009, 06:57 AM
Bunny

Reversely, living people are the best at teaching dead people how to truly die.
08-02-2009, 07:05 AM
FFIX Choco Boy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

Reversely, living people are the best at teaching dead people how to truly die.

Why did I almost fall out of my chair laughing at this? >.<
08-02-2009, 08:38 AM
blackmage_nuke

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dear Aeris

:mymelslap:

Does this one look suspect to anyone else?
08-02-2009, 08:46 AM
Bunny

No. Carry on.
08-02-2009, 08:55 AM
LunarWeaver

:mymelslap:... :mymelmagic:... :mymelrelaxed:

Anyway, I hope Aeris can help us crazy folks.
08-02-2009, 08:58 AM
blackmage_nuke

xD
08-02-2009, 09:01 AM
Darkswordofchaos

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dear Aeris

:mymelslap:

Does this one look suspect to anyone else?

One of the admins (i think bob) said not to worry, he's only masturbating.

Also dead people can give great advice on how not to die. The just tell you what they did and then say Funkin better not do that.
08-02-2009, 03:04 PM
Dignified Pauper

WHERE ARE THE SUBMITTED QUESTIONS!?
08-02-2009, 03:59 PM
Crimson

I'd sooner take advice from a Zombie.

Hey, wait a second.....
08-02-2009, 04:02 PM
Rye

You guys are being so cruel to poor Dear Aeris. Maybe we need a Miss Mukki Manners to come in here and sort you guys out!

http://www.marcuswestin.com/Demos/Mi...s/img/logo.jpg
08-02-2009, 06:53 PM
Breine

This is interesting.
08-02-2009, 06:56 PM
krissy

Dear Aeris,

I have a question that may be a little uncomfortable for the both of us. It feels weird to ask this, because I'm not sure how you'll respond, but I hope you don't get freaked out. I've been running through my head of how to say this and I can't figure out a way to make it any easier for me to ask, or for you to hear, so I will just have to shoot straight off the bridge and hope you don't hate me, and that I don't hate myself.

How do I revive you?

Yours,

Staff-Less in Midgar
08-02-2009, 07:15 PM
Raistlin

krissy is actually serious, because he once leveled you up to about 90 on the first disc after hearing a rumor that you wouldn't die if you were at level 99.
08-02-2009, 07:44 PM
Rodarian

Dear Aeris....

I sometimes feel that I going to get stabbed in the back for something good that I was trying to do for the world.....
08-02-2009, 09:58 PM
Dear Aeris

My "death" in Final Fantasy VII was actually just in Cloud's dream! Sephiroth never actually got to me in actuality! You guys can relax.
:mymeltitter:
08-02-2009, 10:05 PM
Darkswordofchaos

well damnit, im about tired of Cloud's mentally insane antics foolin' us all.
08-02-2009, 10:06 PM
The Space Pope

I feel that I am a gay man trapped in a straight woman's body plz help
08-02-2009, 10:24 PM
krissy

Dear Aeris,

Due to your recently acquired vitality, I was wondering what you were doing Saturday night.

Yours,

Staff-Risen in Midgar
08-03-2009, 01:41 AM
Crimson

Dear Aeris,

I hear you and Red XIII had a thing going on, what was that like?

Your's,

Crim
08-03-2009, 04:51 AM
Dignified Pauper

Seriously, why isn't she posting PM'd questions...

Not that I PM'd a question or anything...
08-03-2009, 04:56 AM
Rye

They're going to be answered in the EoFF Newsletter coming up in a few days!
08-03-2009, 05:09 AM
Dignified Pauper

WHAT?! EoFF NEWSLETTER?! Like the EoFF Post? Why wasn't I notified.
08-03-2009, 05:23 AM
rubah

Events Committee newsletter; don't get excited, mari!
08-03-2009, 06:11 AM
KH-Cloudy

I SENSE DEVIL MAN'S TYPE OF POSTING!

We can all rejoice now :D
08-03-2009, 08:51 AM
CimminyCricket

Dear Aeris,

T_T

Regards,

Cim
08-03-2009, 01:46 PM
Avarice-ness

I don't trust zombies. :shifty:
08-03-2009, 03:46 PM
Dear Aeris

Dear EoFFers! Thank you for all your curious questions; I can certainly see why many of you stick to playing video games and posting on the internet! I'm not going to be able to answer all of your questions, unfortunately, so you'd better hope yours made it! If it didn't, well, maybe you should have written a better question!
:mymelheart:

Expect answers soon!
08-03-2009, 04:00 PM
arcanedude34

Dear Aeris,

Your avatar makes me want to punch a small child.

Sincerely,
arcanedude34
Resident Coolguy
08-03-2009, 09:17 PM
Darkswordofchaos

Quote:

Originally Posted by arcanedude34

Dear Aeris,

Your avatar makes me want to do strange things to my copy of FFVII.

Sincerely,
arcanedude34
Resident Coolguy

fixd
08-03-2009, 09:32 PM
qwertysaur

I want Quina to answer my questions. :quina:
08-03-2009, 09:54 PM
Darkswordofchaos

Quote:

Originally Posted by qwertysaur

I want Quina to answer my questions. :quina:

WHAAAT!!!!!!!! she has no knowledge compared to Aeris
08-03-2009, 09:59 PM
Shattered Dreamer

OMG!!! EoEo's resident emo's got so so bad EoFF needed a therapist:tongue:
08-03-2009, 10:02 PM
qwertysaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkswordofchaos

Quote:

Originally Posted by qwertysaur

I want Quina to answer my questions. :quina:

WHAAAT!!!!!!!! she has no knowledge compared to Aeris

You need to be enlightened.
08-03-2009, 10:19 PM
Darkswordofchaos

Or am i just so enlightened that it blows your mind
08-03-2009, 10:20 PM
LunarWeaver

I have faith Dr. Gainsborough.
08-03-2009, 10:21 PM
drotato

Why yes, I do have a problem.

My mother's a whore.
Fix that... please.
08-03-2009, 10:25 PM
Unbreakable Will

^ yes, please fix this

My problem is a lack of job... fix?
08-03-2009, 10:27 PM
drotato

Wait a minute....
THIS IS A TRICK.

She cannot fix any of our problems, because she's DEAD.
WTF, BABE, WTF? D:<
08-03-2009, 10:34 PM
Jessweeee♪

She has the knowledge of the Ancients now!
08-03-2009, 11:10 PM
arcanedude34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkswordofchaos

Quote:

Originally Posted by arcanedude34

Dear Aeris,

Your avatar makes me want to do strange things to my copy of FFVII.

Sincerely,
arcanedude34
Resident Coolguy

fixd

But I don't even OWN FFVII :O
08-03-2009, 11:51 PM
Darkswordofchaos

go buy it then
08-04-2009, 12:19 AM
Rye

Dear Aeris has answered your questions!

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ewsletter.html

Now she'll be sleeping in the Temple of the Ancients until next month, when you'll come out and answer your new questions! Thank you guys!
08-04-2009, 02:49 AM
Darkswordofchaos

I'm on to you Rye, don't think I don't know.
08-04-2009, 07:15 AM
arcanedude34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkswordofchaos

go buy it then

But then I'd have to do things to it :cry:
08-04-2009, 11:11 AM
Old Manus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki

Why yes, I do have a problem.

My mother's a whore.
Fix that... please.

I'll stop paying her.
08-04-2009, 10:59 PM
Blue Harvest

Dear Aerith,

I have a very small penis and all the other boys laugh at me. How can I make it bigger?

Yours sincerly,
Demon Dude

:monster:
08-04-2009, 11:11 PM
The Space Pope

get a piece of string and tie it around a 10lb weight and throw it off a cliff
08-05-2009, 12:01 AM
Aerith's Knight

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue Harvest

Dear Aerith,

I have a very small penis and all the other boys laugh at me. How can I make it bigger?

Yours sincerly,
Demon Dude

:monster:

Check your junk mailbox.
08-05-2009, 05:33 AM
Pure Aerisbeauty7

It's nice that you are giving advices to people.
08-05-2009, 06:36 PM
waytothudawn

thx :D i cant find the storm dragon in ff6. i know hes in mt. zozo, but where??
08-07-2009, 11:54 PM
demondude

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue Harvest

Dear Aerith,

I have a very small penis and all the other boys laugh at me. How can I make it bigger?

Yours sincerly,
Demon Dude

:monster:

It's probably bigger than yours, we just can't tell because you always have your hand on it, pleasuring yourself to the pictures of barely legal girls you have saved to your hard drive. :(
08-07-2009, 11:58 PM
Jessweeee♪

Dear Aeris,

The friend I asked you about before has now committed suicide. What do I do?
08-08-2009, 02:08 AM
rubah

Quote:

Originally Posted by waytothudawn

thx :D i cant find the storm dragon in ff6. i know hes in mt. zozo, but where??

You probably should ask this in the ff6 forum ;D
08-08-2009, 06:37 AM
Crimson

Dear Aeris,

A friend of mine had a pickle shoved up his butt, and he thinks he's been probed by aliens.

Is he right?