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08-06-2009, 04:12 AM
Bunny

I could not think of a title.

There are three possible answers to the following question:

Are you religious?

1. Yes, I attend church on a regular basis.
2. Yes, but I don't attend church on a regular basis.
3. I am a heretic.

For the sake of this question, "regular basis" will be defined as "at least three Sundays per month".
08-06-2009, 04:15 AM
Raistlin

I assume you mean "don't attend" in the second part.

And I go to a message board called "God Hates Fraggles." I'm a fairly well-established heretic.
08-06-2009, 04:15 AM
qwertysaur

How am I a heretic if my beliefs are that which Cristianity grew out of?
08-06-2009, 04:15 AM
rubah

I'm a ~~hectic~~ non-practicing Discordian.

(3)
08-06-2009, 04:15 AM
Mogi

Psh. Religion.
:roll2
08-06-2009, 04:16 AM
Bunny

Yeah, I meant don't. Oops.
08-06-2009, 04:17 AM
qwertysaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Alliekin

I'm a ~~hectic~~ non-practicing Discordian.

(3)

A fellow pope! :p
08-06-2009, 04:18 AM
rubah

Hail Eris
08-06-2009, 04:27 AM
drotato

3. I am a heretic.

Take that, Jesus-loving- whores.
JUST KIDDING, GOSH.
08-06-2009, 04:37 AM
Agent Proto

I like to consider myself partially religious. I've been raised Catholic, but I don't actively attend church weekly like I should. So I guess I should pick (2) as my answer. Yes, that seems most appropriate.
08-06-2009, 04:41 AM
Shoeberto

I do not have a religion.
08-06-2009, 04:47 AM
The Space Pope

I do not need to attend church because I have a pretty tight relationship with the Space God.

It told me that it thinks any and all forms of organized religion are a sham and a cheap scare tactic to lure sheeple into obeying power hungry humans who use 'God' as both an answer and excuse.
08-06-2009, 04:49 AM
Raistlin

The Space Pope: wait, I just realized something... are you the Invisible Pink Unicorn?
08-06-2009, 04:53 AM
The Space Pope

Yes, yes I am.
08-06-2009, 05:30 PM
Miriel

Where's the option for, "No, but I attend Church on a regular basis"?
08-06-2009, 05:34 PM
Aerith's Knight

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miriel

Where's the option for, "No, but I attend Church on a regular basis"?

4. I steal from the church basket.
08-06-2009, 08:10 PM
Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miriel

Where's the option for, "No, but I attend Church on a regular basis"?

That can go under Heretic.
08-06-2009, 11:19 PM
Leeza

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

And I go to a message board called "God Hates Fraggles." I'm a fairly well-established heretic.

Raistlin speaks for me. :cat:
08-06-2009, 11:25 PM
Madonna

I do not think attending such a forum would necessitate one to be a dirty heathen that has yet to be enlightened by divine grace! You guys can still be saved!
08-06-2009, 11:27 PM
Leeza

Noooo! Don't save us! Please! :)
08-06-2009, 11:33 PM
Croyles

Definitely not enough options :)
08-06-2009, 11:42 PM
Bunny

What option would you like to see?
08-07-2009, 12:18 AM
Rye

I was raised Roman Catholic, but I don't have a religion and I haven't attended church in years and years.
08-07-2009, 12:20 AM
rubah

"I'm My Own DEITY"?
08-07-2009, 12:40 AM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Alliekin

"I'm My Own DEITY"?

And everyone else's too! :tpg:
08-07-2009, 02:59 AM
Crimson

Technically i'm a Christian but I despise all religion.

I'm not Atheist because i'm open to the possibility of there being some kind of deity that exists.

But until such a thing is proven true, I just dont trust in ~~Cults~~ Religion.
08-07-2009, 03:01 AM
Tavrobel

I'm a heretic.
08-07-2009, 03:04 AM
Meat Puppet

I’m a devout Raëlist
08-07-2009, 03:35 AM
Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leeza

Noooo! Don't save us! Please! :)

Your fingers say no, but your smiley face says "oh god, yes!"
08-07-2009, 04:57 AM
Peegee

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I dunno I haven't gone to a church willingly for a long time. I mean the last 3 years I went to church, I went just to see a girl I liked xD
08-07-2009, 10:11 AM
Ouch!

My friend and I plan to relocate the Bibles to the Barnes and Noble fiction section.
08-07-2009, 10:55 AM
Iceglow

I am a filthy heretic and will burn forever! And I will love it as well :P
08-07-2009, 11:03 AM
Quindiana Jones

I choose not to worship murderers.
08-07-2009, 11:18 AM
Ouch!

Is it just me, or does the internet seem to have a significantly higher concentration of atheists than real life?
08-07-2009, 11:31 AM
Quindiana Jones

How often do you hear someone asking a large group of people what their religious views are in real life?
08-07-2009, 11:31 AM
Crimson

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ouch!

Is it just me, or does the internet seem to have a significantly higher concentration of atheists than real life?

Ever wonder why despite all the trolling that thrives on the net, that you'll actually find more common sense on the net than in day to day life.

well that is one of the reasons.
08-07-2009, 02:51 PM
Rodarian

I love God but I think he's annoyed at me..For very good reasons....Please don't smite too hardly......:crying2:
08-07-2009, 03:06 PM
Psychotic

I religiously eat steak. Does that count?
08-07-2009, 03:12 PM
Loony BoB

2.
08-07-2009, 03:14 PM
Rodarian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I religiously eat steak. Does that count?

It does if you sprinkle some holy water on it!
08-07-2009, 05:42 PM
Denmark

I fully support the use of religious stories to teach morals (Jesus was a good person learn from him OH WAIT it doesn't really matter that his "life story" is fictional). As long as you take everything with a grain of salt.

The use of religious stories instead of science, on the other hand, is where the majority of the failure happens.

3.
08-07-2009, 06:31 PM
theundeadhero

2.

Religion is personal. It doesn't take organizations or fanaticism to be happy with.
08-07-2009, 08:00 PM
Laddy

I'm a 2. I suppose. I would say I'm a pseudo-New Age person, but I'm not a huge fan of organized religion.
08-07-2009, 08:31 PM
whitechoco

I am a Full Fledged Heretic With Limit Break YEAH!.
And i Will Burn in... Wait I don't Believe in Religion so if i don't Believe in religion nor do i believe in hell so i will only die and rot or rot and die Don't know.
08-07-2009, 08:36 PM
I Took the Red Pill

Jesus hates me :hahaha::hahaha::hahaha:
08-08-2009, 12:57 AM
Sword

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ouch!

Is it just me, or does the internet seem to have a significantly higher concentration of atheists than real life?

Ever wonder why despite all the trolling that thrives on the net, that you'll actually find more common sense on the net than in day to day life.

well that is one of the reasons.

That's all the proof I need that there is a correlation between "social norms" and stupidity.

3. I'm a massive anti-theist :angel::shoot:

:monster:
08-08-2009, 01:18 AM
Unbreakable Will

My situation happens to be quite complicated, my grandfather is a pastor, not just a pastor but a Southern Baptist pastor. Yeah, I'll let you soak that in for a moment..........Good? Ok I'll continue.
I was raised around the christian faith, but a few things have happened that called what I believed in (or was raised to believe in) into question. But im not getting into that bit. I attend my grandfathers church and I have to act like its what I believe in, in order to maintain peace in the household. So in essence, im agnostic yet deserve an emmy for acting like a christian around my family. Hell, I want a ciddie for this
>.>
<.<
08-08-2009, 01:35 AM
SomethingBig

I'm kinda weird. I was raised Catholic and got confirmed, but I wouldn't consider myself a Catholic, anymore. I always question religion and am greatly disturbed by how much it affects society. At the same time, I have friends that are strictly atheist and will demonize religion, but I still think it has its benefits. I also go to church on Sundays, so as to save my family the drama.

I'm not atheist, by the way. I suppose I'm agnostic, but when it all comes down to it, I still believe in God. I just disagree with many Catholic values.
08-08-2009, 01:43 AM
Sword

Quote:

Originally Posted by UnbreakableWill

My situation happens to be quite complicated, my grandfather is a pastor, not just a pastor but a Southern Baptist pastor. Yeah, I'll let you soak that in for a moment..........Good? Ok I'll continue.
I was raised around the christian faith, but a few things have happened that called what I believed in (or was raised to believe in) into question. But im not getting into that bit. I attend my grandfathers church and I have to act like its what I believe in, in order to maintain peace in the household. So in essence, im agnostic yet deserve an emmy for acting like a christian around my family. Hell, I want a ciddie for this
>.>
<.<

Jeez, that must suck man. However, I would LOVE a family like that in a sick, twisted sort of way because I would find the aftermath of telling everyone my religious views extremely funny. I'm odd in that I like to offend people on trivial issues just to expose the stupidity of being offended in the first place. But, alas, I was met with little to no opposition when I told my parents. How dull :|
08-08-2009, 01:48 AM
sir helix

I dont go to church, my family thinks im catholic but im really a spiritualist on a quest of life leading to spiritual diliverance into the fifth deminsion were all the rightous souls will go one day and if youvs been bad then your bad karma cause the gods and goddeses to re animate your soul and you shall be reborn as an intirly new being.

Its impossable to prove any religion wrong so iv stopped choosing sides and reside somewhere in the middle of the pandamonium where there is peace and balance.

Vivia la Vida my brothers and sisters =)
08-08-2009, 11:55 AM
Blue Harvest

I haven't set foot in a church since my primary school used to force us into one every friday. And don't get me started on religion, I really don't see how anyone can still believe all that bullumaro when science has all but disproven it. Plus religion is the cause of all major wars nowadays.

I know a guy who stole from a church once. I don't condone stealing but if you have to steal from anywhere it may as well be from a church.