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Augusten Burrough's writing always contains dating advertisements, because that's how he found his current partner. It always makes me wonder what my advertisement would be if I was single and I ever put up a dating ad.
What would your dating advertisement say? Keep it short, or else you'll pay a lot. :greenie:
hi. plz have sex with me. non-smoker pref.
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Originally Posted by Parker
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Originally Posted by Parker
"i m bunny grr'
21/m/nj/pix s2r cybr or not is kewl
I'm straight. No homo pls
If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain. If you like makin' love at midnight on the dunes of the cape, you're the one that I've looked for. Write to me an escape!
'Hey, can I have your drink for a moment?'
hello ladies. im pretty big on the internet....gaia, sa, IGN ive been on them all. u can find me under the name sephirothxrinoa420. so hit me up with a pm and you never kno what might happen.../smug
You know what they say about a guy with a big post count, Parker. ;)
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Originally Posted by Parker
Unshaven loser who lives with his parents and inflatable plastic doll who lives with her master seek attractive blonde female between the ages of 16 and 24 for a threesome.
>>> Awesome.. No girl would resist..Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
According to that mine would be:
Unshaven loser who lives with his parents and made a FF1 Hack, seek attractive blonde female between the ages of 16 and 24 for a new FF1 Hack.
On my way, sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
SF, blonde/blue seeks Boyscout. I mean, a guy I call Boyscout. :bou::bou::bou::bou:. Uh. I have boobs. And I cuddle?
21/M/SWE seeks woman or object with similar shape
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Originally Posted by Pureghetto
22/M/US seeks partner for world domination.
*uses leech seed*
SUPER EFFECTIVE!
20/M/WA Seeking hot chick with low self esteem... or blind. :D
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I'm looking for a very sexy geek. Must have a lot of physical and mental stamina and not be averse to trying new things, new foods, and new places. brunettes preferred
20/M/Funky
peen plz
oh how i laughed :hahaha:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
23/M/US I have no gag reflex
I've got just the girl for you. One of my friends said she'd totally date a pokemon nerd. You think you can do that? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaur
Stubbly and long-haired 21-year old Danish guy seeking male or female for.. whatever.
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Shaven and short-haired 23-year old American guy seeking male or female for.. whatever.
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23/M/UK seeks female nerd between the ages of 18-24 to play various video games with. Sore losers not wanted :tongue:
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Originally Posted by Roogle
23/M/UK pathologically shy boy seeks woman with whom to never interact
Hi. My name is Michael. I am 23 years old from Columbus, Ohio. I am seeking a man who appreciates the finer things in life. Said man should make at least $500,000 and want to spoil me rotten. I ain't saying I'm a gold digga, I just know what I am worth. That said. I want someone with sophistication and style that matches my dignified sense. I may not make the most, almost comparable to paupers, but I have certain... talents... that you'll find worth your while. Please be: in shape, no moobs, no vagina, male, over 5'11", and fun! Also, please don't mind if while you're away at business meetings, I eye the pool boy. Who can't. That's why you hired him.
F- for red heads. Especially when the carpets match the drapes.
A+ For felony convictions and time spent in prisons. I really appreciate a man who is rough around the edges. Bonus points for knowing how to beat someone without leaving a bruise.
You see, I feel more like I should be that strong independent battered wife and feel so loyal and so alone that I make the world believe I'm so strong willed. Yup. Okay. Here's my e-mail.
alone6969696969696969696969@4.u.com
Straight Man: Designs clothes for a living. Requires female with a waist no bigger than a pencil......
I have the internet!
You have the internet!
You are desperate for a life of love and pounding!
I am desperate for a life of love and pounding!
Look at that! We already have some things in common!
16/M/USA lfg in (Valkurm Dunes). (Experience Points) (Yes, please!)
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Originally Posted by foabi_wan_kenobiOn my way, sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
SF, blonde/blue seeks Boyscout. I mean, a guy I call Boyscout. :bou::bou::bou::bou:. Uh. I have boobs. And I cuddle?
I mean... marry me?
20/M/UK would like to meet a rich, well-insured widow - intention: murder.
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Originally Posted by Kentarou
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That is pretty funny but its dodging the swear filter so its gone. ~WK
Hahah @ Crim xD
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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Boobs or gtfo.
Famous moderator seeks attractive female to feed me grapes while I ban people.
Spare some change so I can buy you a drink?