Holy Oedipus complex, Batman!

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09-13-2009, 11:04 PM
Aerith's Knight

Holy Oedipus complex, Batman!

Police: Michigan Mom Found Long-Lost Son Online, Raped Him - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News - FOXNews.com

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Michigan police say a 35-year-old mother used the Internet to track down the son she gave up for adoption a decade ago, seducing and raping the teenage boy when she found him after an online search.

Apparently, it was deemed a statuatory rape and she was released on bail. Boy, talk about an akward upcoming family thanksgiving.

A local shrink (that seems in denial for a Oedipus complex himself) said:

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“Our first reaction to hearing about something like this is that this is every man’s nightmare. It’s an abomination.

I’m at a loss for words because it’s something that we consider to be so out of the normal, so prohibited in every culture that it unnerves every man just to think about it.

This could be his first sexual experience, and his first sexual experience could be something so conflicted, so unusual, so prohibited that it will stay with him for life.”

I've gotta wonder what the teenager's thinking streak was. From "I had sex with a hot older woman! *high five*", to "Oh God, what have I done.. Wait! I finally have something worthy to put on my livejournal. *high five*"

Discuss.
09-13-2009, 11:19 PM
G13

Good God! What the hell is wrong with this woman?

I think this is the most disturbing thing I've ever heard.
09-13-2009, 11:30 PM
Marshall Banana

Is it just me or does that news article have a very strange tone?
09-13-2009, 11:31 PM
Aerith's Knight

It's not just the tone that's strange.
09-13-2009, 11:34 PM
Shiny

MILP

Mother I'd like to punch.
09-13-2009, 11:48 PM
Marshall Banana

"THE THOUGHT OF BEING RAPED BY HIS MOMMY UNNERVES EVERY MAN! IT'S WRONG IN ANY CULTURE YOU CAN THINK OF! THIS IS AN ABOMINATION!"

All rape is pretty bad. :gruffi:
09-13-2009, 11:51 PM
Aerith's Knight

It seemed to me too that this guy had some personal issues with it. I hardly think he'd need to convince anyone it's disgusting and disturbing.
09-14-2009, 12:12 AM
Bunny

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Originally Posted by Marshall Banana

Is it just me or does that news article have a very strange tone?

It's Fox News.
09-14-2009, 12:49 AM
Meat Puppet

That’s pretty cool, I guess.
09-14-2009, 01:12 AM
Madame Adequate

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This could be his first sexual experience, and his first sexual experience could be something so conflicted, so unusual, so prohibited that it will stay with him for life.”

I'm gonna go ahead and say that he's going to be struggling with this regardless of whether or not it was his first time. Just a hunch I have.
09-14-2009, 01:39 AM
Psychotic

She may be a crazy incestual rapist, but she's kind of cute.
09-14-2009, 02:33 AM
LunarWeaver

If only Al Gore had never invented the Internet, terrible events such as this, and indeed all the world's problems, would never happen.
09-14-2009, 02:38 AM
Lawr

Good old Michigan.
09-14-2009, 03:11 AM
Bastian

Wow, this makes me feel better about myself, at least. I have some pretty smurfed up ideas sometimes, but nothing as smurfed up as this. Thanks crazy creepy woman for making us all feel better about ourselves.
09-14-2009, 04:29 AM
Dignified Pauper

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Originally Posted by Bunny

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Originally Posted by Marshall Banana

Is it just me or does that news article have a very strange tone?

It's Fox News.

I'm glad others noticed.
09-14-2009, 04:57 AM
G13

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

It seemed to me too that this guy had some personal issues with it. I hardly think he'd need to convince anyone it's disgusting and disturbing.

I don't think that's the case. Imagine yourself being the one who evaluated the kid. I'm sure you'd be just as horrified and probably at a loss for words, not knowing what to say to the kid.

What he said may have been painfully obvious but there's really nothing else you can say on the subject, this kind of stuff doesn't happen everyday (if it does at least we don't hear about it).
09-14-2009, 04:59 AM
CimminyCricket

That was amazingly funny to me.
09-14-2009, 05:07 AM
Jessweeee♪

I linked Mogi to this and his face was a perfect "o_o" xD
09-14-2009, 07:06 AM
The Space Pope

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Edit by Kishi: You can't ever say that.
09-14-2009, 09:00 AM
TheAbominatrix

What I really want to know is if she had this in mind while she was tracking him down. Did she sit down and start to search for her long lost son with the intention of a sexual encounter? Did she plan this when she gave him a way as a really thought out and kinky need? Or did she find him, realize he was 'omg hawt', and go to town on him?

Also, I'm counting down the hours until someone makes a porno of this. I hope it's as good as the octomom porno.
09-14-2009, 09:31 AM
Bunny

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Originally Posted by TheAbominatrix

What I really want to know is if she had this in mind while she was tracking him down. Did she sit down and start to search for her long lost son with the intention of a sexual encounter? Did she plan this when she gave him a way as a really thought out and kinky need? Or did she find him, realize he was 'omg hawt', and go to town on him?

Also, I'm counting down the hours until someone makes a porno of this. I hope it's as good as the octomom porno.

WHAT.
09-14-2009, 09:45 AM
Breine

Jesus Christ, that is some pretty weird stuff right there.
09-14-2009, 01:19 PM
xXsarahXx

WTF?
09-14-2009, 01:28 PM
Slothy

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

She may be a crazy incestual rapist, but she's kind of cute.

Thank god I'm not the only one thinking it.

But seriously; what the hell?!
09-14-2009, 01:40 PM
Jiro

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

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This could be his first sexual experience, and his first sexual experience could be something so conflicted, so unusual, so prohibited that it will stay with him for life.”

I'm gonna go ahead and say that he's going to be struggling with this regardless of whether or not it was his first time. Just a hunch I have.

Something tells me you're spot on with that one. He's going to be pretty screwed up regardless of whether he'd had sex previously.

I highly suspect this woman has issues of her own. Which leads me to believe she would have done this anyway, perhaps at a younger age, if she had kept him. So lucky him I guess? There's not silver lining to this story, except maybe he can say he's had sex now and also fulfilled some crazy fetish.
09-14-2009, 01:52 PM
Fonzie

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Originally Posted by Jiro

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

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This could be his first sexual experience, and his first sexual experience could be something so conflicted, so unusual, so prohibited that it will stay with him for life.”

I'm gonna go ahead and say that he's going to be struggling with this regardless of whether or not it was his first time. Just a hunch I have.

Something tells me you're spot on with that one. He's going to be pretty screwed up regardless of whether he'd had sex previously.

I highly suspect this woman has issues of her own. Which leads me to believe she would have done this anyway, perhaps at a younger age, if she had kept him. So lucky him I guess? There's not silver lining to this story, except maybe he can say he's had sex now and also fulfilled some crazy fetish.

At least we can find the positives out of this mess. :p
09-14-2009, 07:17 PM
The Summoner of Leviathan

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Originally Posted by TheAbominatrix

What I really want to know is if she had this in mind while she was tracking him down. Did she sit down and start to search for her long lost son with the intention of a sexual encounter? Did she plan this when she gave him a way as a really thought out and kinky need? Or did she find him, realize he was 'omg hawt', and go to town on him?

Also, I'm counting down the hours until someone makes a porno of this. I hope it's as good as the octomom porno.

That and did the kid know it was his mom?
09-14-2009, 07:19 PM
Yar

Who want to touch that, regardless of whether she's your mother or not?
09-14-2009, 07:46 PM
Rodarian

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Originally Posted by Shiny

MILP

Mother I'd like to punch.

I agree.....And grossssssssssssssssssssss...My mind has been tainted..Somebody gouge my brains off! X_X!!
09-14-2009, 07:57 PM
Aerith's Knight

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Originally Posted by Rodarian

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Originally Posted by Shiny

MILP

Mother I'd like to punch.

I agree.....And grossssssssssssssssssssss...My mind has been tainted..Somebody gouge my brains off! X_X!!

I had the same reaction, albeit a little more humerously. So I decided to share it with everyone. It's like russian roulette with bullets in all the chambers. This way everybody wins. :D
09-14-2009, 08:06 PM
Rodarian

Sweet!! But I rather die first if you don't mind...Like what if I had a last minute panic... I don't want to be shot down like Bambi's mom!!:cry:

(SPOILER)My heart still breaks for that scene.... I usually call my mom afterward and tell her I love her loads!!
09-14-2009, 11:34 PM
Unbreakable Will

O.o
Just...just no....
forget MILP more like MILIF
(SPOILER)mother I like to imprison forever