Unfair question.

Blame this on Wesley whining that I don't post enough.

◀Help me out!▶

You know how in Jeopardy you get the answer, and then you have to guess the question? This is something like that. I'm asking a question. I'm asking it right now. The trick is, you have to answer without knowing what the question is. The fate of humanity may very well depend on it*.

I'll tell 2 people the answer so that I can't be accused of changing the title after the tune's been played. Their names are "myself" and "I." Interesting people.

*it doesn't.

Eye know what's going on.

My answer is the correct answer to your question. I'll tell 2 people so I can't be accused of changing my answer after the question is revealed.

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Eye know what's going on.

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It wood seem ewe dew.

Eye conquer.

Eye caramba.

Eye did tell someone thee question, four thee record.

This thread is now about puns.

My own tale is about a planet far away, where a 3 mile tall, granite-like lifeform was discovered. It was clearly alive -- it breathed, had a pulse, and generated body heat -- but it never moved. It has legs, but never rises to walk on them. It has a mouth, but never eats or speaks. It has what appears to be a perfectly functional brain.

This puzzles the hell out of scientists, who do everything they can think of to make it display a sign of life, but it was all in vain until the day that a xenobiologist cried out in frustration, "How could evolution give legs, a mouth, and a brain to a creature that doesn't use them?"

It happens he's the first person to ask a direct question in the thing's presence. It rose to its full height, scattering the clouds, thinks for a second, and booms "IT COULDN'T"

"Great scott!" exclaimed the xenobiologist, "It only stands to reason!"

Every day is a fine day to try some cocaine.

Eye m confewesed...

Too easy. Like me!

i wanna horsie

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Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

Eye caramba.

Eye did tell someone thee question, four thee record.

This thread is now about puns.

My own tale is about a planet far away, where a 3 mile tall, granite-like lifeform was discovered. It was clearly alive -- it breathed, had a pulse, and generated body heat -- but it never moved. It has legs, but never rises to walk on them. It has a mouth, but never eats or speaks. It has what appears to be a perfectly functional brain.

This puzzles the hell out of scientists, who do everything they can think of to make it display a sign of life, but it was all in vain until the day that a xenobiologist cried out in frustration, "How could evolution give legs, a mouth, and a brain to a creature that doesn't use them?"

It happens he's the first person to ask a direct question in the thing's presence. It rose to its full height, scattering the clouds, thinks for a second, and booms "IT COULDN'T"

"Great scott!" exclaimed the xenobiologist, "It only stands to reason!"

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Oh dear lord...no. Cover your eyes children!

yes :p

The answer is strictly confidential.

It's smurfing soda for the last damn time.

Your avatar is quite unpleasant, sir.

I smell a rat-- qwerty lives in the area marked "correct"! THIS IS A CONSPIRACY!

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Originally Posted by rubah

I smell a rat-- qwerty lives in the area marked "correct"! THIS IS A CONSPIRACY!

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I'm a snake, not a rat.
Also I love how Alaska can't make up it's mind :p

*snorts*.... Yea so the answer is Daises.....

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Originally Posted by Rodarian

*snorts*

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I'll just mark you down as part of the cocaine crowd, then.

I do know the question, and it looks like Bleys's expectation of an affirmative answer is more and more accurate.

Revelation time: The question was "Are you all hopped up on blow?" and it would appear the eyes have it.

Of course we do