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Hello! :zombie:
You may have noticed that a lot of your fellow forumgoers have undergone...changes. And I don't mean puberty!
We've become zombies. And you're more than welcome to join our fun times and get a name change too if you're interested. Just come hang out with us in our thread!
However, this thread has one purpose: Ask a zombie anything! Ask anything you like, and our undead horde will do its best to answer it.
:zombie:
Think of lots of good question. Use your... braaaaaaaainsssssssssssssss. :zombie:
How do you figure out which brains will be the most delicious? Is it via intellect? Or do good tasting brains emit a visible scent wave to you zombies. Like, dogs and piss or something.
The Good Brain Eating Council has actually produced a handy pocket guide, entitled Brains of The World, where they provide a rating and a little review for all the different types of brain.
Teenage white girls scored a five groan rating! :zombie:
There are several subtleties and flavors to Brains. Someone who is a thinker has a rich yet cool texture. Someone hot headed and feisty will have a very spicy brain. Someone drunk and wasted on crack will have a very dry brain that is not very filling. Nice people have very sweet brains, need I go on :zombie:
Edit: Valley girls are the worst though. It's like you are eating Air.
Are they that bad?Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrotic
Are there Zombie babes? Are they hot, or do they fall apart? Can you NOT eat my brains?
And Why Zombies and not puberty?
5 Groans is the top score! :zombie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir LightsaberAre they that bad?Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrotic
Yes. Yes. Sometimes they do. Only if you do not join the other party and also don't try and kill us. :zombie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kuroshima
Because puberty is awkward. :zombert
Have you met the Witch from Left 4 Dead? You make the call on their hotness. And sure, I won't, but I can't guarantee the other zombies. :zombie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kuroshima
Grraaaaaaghh....
Yeah hi, my name's Phil Diller. I'd like to know why you guys smell so bad.
Zombie girl vagina must reek. Jus' sayin'.
Because we're rotting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mandalorian XIII
So what you're saying is anyone who doesn't want to lose their lunch, or be lunch for that matter, should join the other party? Ok thanks, that's all I needed to know.
On the contary, anyone who wants a free lunch should join the Zombie Party, and anyone who wants to be that lunch should join the 501st.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mandalorian XIII
What kind of zombies are you? Are you Dawn of the Dead zombies? Zombieland zombies? Shaun of the Dead zombies? How is a guy supposed to know?!
We're a wonderful coalition of zombies. I'd also like to say that 28 X Later zombies, Resident Evil 4/5 zombies, and the often forgotten Haitian Voodoo zombies are all welcome in the mix too.
What makes you think that a mindless, unarmed and unarmoured horde could defeat a well-trained, armoured and well-equipped horde of equal size and greater excellence?
The Zombie Party...18 votes.
The 501st Party...12 votes.
That does. :zombie:
In my defence, I only got involved today and what happened? We came second.
They don't call me The Tie-Breaker for nothing, and I'm here to break your....tie.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ess/zombie.jpg
Looks pretty unbroken from where I'm standing. Uh. Lurching.
OOC: Dunno why, but that reminds me of Rantzien.
Do all zombies wear such shabby suits, or do you have any formal wear for more "proper" events? Such as the awards ceremony where you'll be taking silver.
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
^ Well, there's a creepily coincidental question...xD
Have you ever had a Zombie?
How is that an ooc? Come on man. You slippin'.
PS: You tell me.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...gness/quin.png
Gaston Boucher; chef. (anyone who gets that reference earns a big kiss)Quote:
Originally Posted by NCW
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Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
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the Zombie has a fruity taste
Because we're supposed to be asking you questions. :mad2:
That's as close as you're getting to winning, Nec. Also, since when have bloodstains been appropriate at formal events?
Answer my damn question. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookiee
Ever since Halle Berry's smurfing Oscars speech.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
Already did. :zombie:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookieeAnswer my damn question. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookiee
You quote the fruity taste as if it were a bad thing. Are you demented?
Purple lightsabre, love of fruity things...mm-hmm. Duly noted.
No, I am not. But thanks for asking!
It may not have the iron-y taste of blood, nor the chewy texture of raw flesh, but it's delicious and extremely alcoholic. Badass booze content + delicious flavour = winner.
Or are you suggested zombies are bad?
What.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
Sure, dodge the question. Everybody already knows zombies are lame.
Which brings me to my next question: considering the massive size and sheer rage of the zombie horde, why are you constantly defeated by small groups of nobodies?
Zombies rock :zombert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
Maybe if you want your questions answered, you should actually make grammatical sense instead of smashing that cow's rectum you call a face into the keyboard and hoping what comes out is a sentence. :greenie:
Actually, zombies are pretty much never defeated. The poor little humies have to run away and flee on helicopters. Oh no, three humans got away when millions were eaten and succumbed to the zombies, whatever what will we do! Actually, in a lot of zombie movies the humans lose. I think you need to spend less time watching The Notebook and more time watching actual zombie flicks. F'serious. :zombie:
It's hardly my fault that your diseased brain can't manage to get it's head round a simple typo.
Pssh. What do you mean "a lot"?
And it's hardly my diseased brain's fault you're illiterate.
Really? I thought it was monosyllabic enough for you to understand. Oh well, pick your meaning.
Hey, whilst you've got a dictionary up, you could look for illiterate and typo. It might help you understand that they're not the same.
I'm assuming you chose that course of response because you realised the majority of zombie flicks have humans kicking ass?
A typographical error is where you press nearby keys accidentally. Seeing as how "ed" is not remotely alike to "ing", it is not a typo, it is you not understanding the correct way to use verbs. But nice try, sweetie :aimkiss:
Humans can kick all the ass they want. They still always lose. Just like the Empire. :greenie:
What do you have to say about the growing concerns that your party members will fall apart, literally losing much needed limbs, and therefore be ineffective at running office.
Also, if we left you guys in charge then the whole forum would be succeptible to woody harrelson attacks.
On my keyboard, suffixes are grouped together. "ed" and "ing" are on one key and are next to each other. :shifty:
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Originally Posted by Imperial Essence
Our limbs will stay in tact for however long as we need them, providing some people resist the urge to destroy them like they have tried in the past.
We can handle Woody Harrelson. Nothing a good catapult can't fix
Well now you're just lying. Hardly the behaviour we'd want from our elected officials.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZombiesaurQuote:
Originally Posted by Imperial Essence
We can handle Woody Harrelson. Nothing a good catapult can't fix
How does one work a high tension catapult when one's muscles are suffering from severe degradation?
Don't worry guys, Quin is talking out of his ass (as usual). He has already admitted defeat.
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2118224-post50.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/1865228-post31.html
suck my balls
By being a pokemon master :zombert:
That's probably the greatest and saddest display of post-findage I have ever seen. Needless to say, I was wrong on both counts. I'll not lie, I honestly believed resistance was futile. But then I ran into the 501st, and realised that there was a force even greater than a zombie horde. A force that rivals them numerically, and surpasses them technologically. In joining them, I managed to cure my zombification. And they can do the same for you, Zombies! Do not comdemn yourself to your mindless existence! The 501st are the way out!Quote:
Originally Posted by I Took the Pink Brain
Your incoherence clearly shows that the virus has spread to your brain. We cannot have such "people" in power.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
Only fools doubt the power of Pokemon. :zombert:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I don't doubt the power of Pokémon, I'm merely stating that zombie status reverses the effects of all items and as such all Pokémon disobey you.
Yes. :zombie:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookiee
It is my mission to set 4chan on fire. The trolls deserve it :zombert:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookiee
Badges are key items. Also they only apply to trades, all my pokemon have me as their original trainer :zombert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
Once you became a zombie, you ceased to be their original trainer.
What do you mean? I am me. My pokemon know that, I have the same trainer ID, and if you want a pokemon battle I'll be happy to soundly crush you in it. :zombert:
"Pikachu, Thunderbolt!" causes your Pokémon to do something. "Braaaainnssss, BRRRAAAIINNSSS" does not. :tongue:
You're no fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZombiesaurIt is my mission to set 4chan on fire. The trolls deserve it :zombert:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookiee
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Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
Ivysaur, use leech seed!
4chan needs to die :zombert:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookieeYou're no fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZombiesaurIt is my mission to set 4chan on fire. The trolls deserve it :zombert:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookiee
Why is your Ivysaur not moving? Oop, it's because all it heard was "BRRAAAAAAINNNNS!".
Pikachu was seeded!
The Moon mated with a giraffe! We can both say things that didn't happen. Well, I can. The zombies can merely groan.
How are we talking then?
Actually, that did happen. It was the plot of this really strange porno I saw. Although the best bit was when Bill Clinton humped sixty-three pumpkins over a 10 minute period and made a noise like a train's whistle after each one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
I mean, uh, groan groan groan.
Typing. And Pokémon can't read.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
Also, Nec, I didn't believe you until you mentioned Bill Clinton's part.
I have a Kirlia that reads my mind, then sends the commands to my other pokemon.
Zombies have no minds. They are merely primal instincts. That's Zombies 101!
I'm not your average zombie
All zombies are your average zombie.
You have not met me then. I'm not your average zombie.
If you aren't, then by definition you aren't a zombie at all. More lies from the communist zombies!
I'm a FFX zombie. Not a FFVI zombie :p
Zombies are mindless creature by definition. If you were still capable of higherbrain functions, I would tell you to read the Zombie Survival Guide. :colbert:
Zombie survival guide is propaganda to make us zombies look a lot worse than we actually are. :zombert:
I've read that book, highly insightful, (actually I borrowed it from my friend, 3 of who own it and live by it....)Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
Will it be useful to know that information should you succeed in your quest?
Will you bite me if I try to join? Why do you like brains, they're a little to grey for my taste?
Are you really interested in boomer bile?(l4d ref)
Why?
What is your plan for economical growth for the coming fiscal year?
Does it involve lunch?
If you succeed will everyone be forced into zombie-dom???
It'll probably be more useful to know the lyrics to Michael Jackson's Thriller. We're a sucker for a dance!Quote:
Originally Posted by docta fizz
Depends if you want to become infected. If not you can always be a death cultist!Quote:
Originally Posted by docta fizz
Something deep inside of me...I can't explain it...it just HUNGERS!Quote:
Originally Posted by docta fizz
Also, here's a little tip. If you score some blood from the foot (and it has to be the foot, so that the blood is at the bottom of the body) and pour it all over the brain, it'll make it much more salty and tasty! Give it a go next time you feel the urge!Yes; Just look at it!Quote:
Originally Posted by docta fizz
Simple. We intend to create 6,000,000,000 new jobs this year, with exciting titles as "Brain Collection Agent", "Slaughter and Mayhem Services Officer", and "Cid's Knight at Eyes on Final Fantasy". We also wish to change the current currency to a finger-based system, with one finger having the worth of $10.Quote:
Originally Posted by docta fizz
Also, yes, it does involve lunch. And breakfast, dinner, afternoon tea, supper, luncheon, and brunch. Not to mention elevenses and midnight snacks! Om nom nom!Only those who voted for the 501st. :zombie:Quote:
Originally Posted by docta fizz
Did you realize that you had a walrus arguing with a sealion for most of this thread? Somethings fishy around here...
Sealions can not be trusted. :zombert:
Yes but it was a zombie walrus!
What happens after you've converted the Earth to zombification? What will be your food source? Will you start eating each other?
Couscous, quiche, probably a little bit of tofu too. Oh! Oh! And don't forget the chickpeas and lentils! :jess:
That or we'll jack your fancypants spaceship and go spread our love of brains to the stars. :zombie:
I propose we farm them.
Our ships are programmed to self-destruct when something less awesome than us tries to pilot them.
You keep saying that you'd zombify the 501st as punishment should you win. Are you saying that to be a zombie is to be guilty of some atrocious crime? That becoming a zombie is nothing to be proud of or hoped for, but is instead a method of punishing wrong-doers? If so, why would anyone want a party of miscreants in power?
If it is a willing transformation, it is a simple transformation and undeath. When we force it upon others their screams show that for some reason it hurts like a woodpecker is trying to drill through your spleen and your bile is on fire. :zombie:
When you convert to the 501st you get cool weapons and armour, and a permanent friendship with millions of people.
Just saying. It's better than woodpecker spleen.
It's only if you resist and have zombification forced upon you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
There is no other form of transformation. Zombie 101 again, Zombiesaur. You gotta get some research in, boy.
Are you a zombie? Noooo, then do not tell me how I became a zombie!
Zombie 101 is full of lies and it blatantly ignores the finer points of Zombie culture, like dancing and sword fighting.
You don't have to be something to know the facts on it. Unless you're a complex mathematical equation? :confused:
The only dancing you do is with paedophiles. THE ZOMBIE PARTY WILL MOLEST YOUR CHILDREN. THEN KILL THEM BRUTALLY. THEN FORCE THEM TO LIVE THEIR PATHETIC UNDEAD EXISTENCE AS A CONSTANTLY ABUSED CHILD.
We are the 501st. We will save your children.
You blew up a planet. :zombert:
A planet that was filled with zombies. A planet filled with zombies that refused our olive branch; refused to let us help them. To ensure the saftey of the universe, yes, we destroyed it. I will never claim that it was the best, nor the right, course of action. But it was the only course the zombies allowed us to take.
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Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
:zombert: Ok backing up a little here...
This is not a problem :zombie: When you inevitably lose to us we will convert you so therefore even if your preposterous claims of being cooler than us zombies is true :zombie: We'll just use you as the pilots, eat that one for dinner, dinner :zombert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
Zombie us is less awesome than sane, decent and beautiful us.
:zombert: Machines cannot tell how awesome you are :zombie: Machines can only tell your genetic make up :zombie: Hell I won't even need you :zombie: I'll just be taking your brains and your hands :zombert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
Zombie you is sane, decent and beautiful you.
Right now you're whiney little scaredy-cat you and that's ok too. We don't judge; we just devour.
Right now we're whiny little dicking all over you us. And you love it. Your posts repeatedly state how awful zombification is, and it's merely your pride that stops you joining us. Fear not, Emperor, we won't think less of you for it. You could be a champion in our ranks. Any of you could be, should you only ask.
What.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
:aimkiss:
WARNING: FILTHY DIRTY LANGUAGE THAT YOU LOVE.
Say what again!
What.
Not really afraid of you, Jules, seeing as no matter what you try to do to me, I can just rename you to "I love Davey Cameron" and instantly win. :aimsun:
1. R2-DEL2 will always change me back. And I shall return more punniful than you can possibly imagine.
2. You love baby Dave. So I'll take that as a compliment. ;)
What if I pulled a Demondude and registered the names Quin AND Mace Quindu while you were not looking :zombert:
Then I'd spend the next year working my ass off for this site, until eventually the staff are tricked into thinking I've grown up and can handle the responsibility (LOL) of a CK position. Then I'd ban you. I would ban you every day of the week except Sundays.
But I am staff already...
How far up the cursus honorum do I have to climb to be able to ban Site Staff?
Admin.
That usually takes 3+ years of staff service. Good luck!
Alright then. I'll spend the next year getting CK, then the three years after that being the best damn CK ever seen. Then I'll ban your ass. In fact, I'll ban you permanently for making me wait so long. Then, after two years, I'm gonna work to have you unbanned. I'm gonna make sure you get welcomed back here, with loving open arms.
Then I'm gonna ban you again.
Or I'll get someone to merge the accounts. It could go either way.
tbh I don't think you can ever be the best CK ever seen. That's not to say you're not capable, I think you'd be a good CK and may just have said so in certain places too! The problem is, there is literally nothing for CKs to do as far as mod work goes these days. So you'd probably just get laid off and have to offer to pose nude for the people in the artist's gallery to fuel your spiralling space rum addiction.
Kind of tragic, really. Come here, Macey. Come here. *tight hug*
If you banned me then you would have a feisty Baloki attacking you. :roll2
I would revolutionise the position of CK. Or I'd be so good that all other CKs would be booted and I'd be the only one needed. http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6207/coolup.gif
My Jedi gown, when turned inside out, doubles as a fursuit. That way I'll just get raped instead of GBHed and, to be honest, with Baloki it's not really rape. :jokey:
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Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
What is wrong with you. First off you could never top Zeromus_X.
Secondly you would also incur the wrath of Roogle. Soul Power with do more than erase you from these forums.
I have four years to get Roogle on my side. It's not a problem.
Quindu, way to represent the 501st. :cool:
If there is one thing we can do well, it is rise through the ranks in order to defeat our enemies.
Lmaorofl!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookiee
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Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
I would, but Fallout 3 is much better. It's the cool suits of armour that do it.
And it has nukes. :cool:
That's much more our style.
EDIT: I HAVE QUESTIONS.
Which bear is best?
Do you like death metal?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chűck Norris??
Star Wars is, of course, reknowned for all of the nuclear warfare going on all over the place. :greenie:
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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookiee
Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookiee
I like Dark Funeral, Children of Bodom, Immortal, Nickelback...the usual types, really.Quote:
Do you like death metal?
Six; one to change the lightbulb, five to gang rape the guy who made the reference to a tired internet meme. :zombert:Quote:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chűck Norris??
I approve.Quote:
Originally Posted by Richard, Lord of the Undeadhttp://img163.imageshack.us/img163/1953/56694529.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookiee
Dislike.Quote:
Originally Posted by NecroticFact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookiee
I like Dark Funeral, Children of Bodom, Immortal, Nickelback...the usual types, really.Quote:
Do you like death metal?
Six; one to change the lightbulb, five to gang rape the guy who made the reference to a tired internet meme. :zombert:Quote:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chűck Norris??
This is why I should be VP.
Then I've done my job. :smug:
The only thing you don't like is that they forgot to use the lubrication.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookiee
Only one of you is any fun. (SPOILER)It's Dick. :colbert:
Why is this?
UH OH GUYS, THE INTERNET FUN POLICE IS ONTO US
If the zombie party had to assemble a new staff at EoFF, what sort of qualities would you look for in people?
They'd have to either be my friend or have a really low post count. Both, preferably.
What sort of punishments would the zombie party be interested in implementing, if any?
Thunderdome. If they're willing to undertake the trials, they're worthy of another shot at membership!
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Originally Posted by Necrotic
Thunderdome! Thunderdome!
Do zombies exercise? O:
Due to the nature of our dinners, yes we generally have to chase it down... you think we're running everywhere or shambling everywhere for the fun of it? :zombert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fonz(omb)ie
Wanna make out?
I think I speak for the entire party when I say that we'd love to but you have to bring your Harley. :zombie:Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
I'm tuh's Harle.
I'd respond to that with an insult Quin Amidala, however you just insulted yourself I think. You're getting ridden every day by the Undead Hero?
He'll be getting new exhaust pipes next week. Louder, with that deep low rumble. Then shortly there will be extended chrome forks. Maybe some custom paint by the end of the month too.
It's gonna be awesome. VROOM VROOM!
You would never have gone so far without my blessing. Tell me, how many shrines have been created for me and my mindless Cult to worship in?
Rodney Dangerfield.
