Man in Sichuan dies after friends insert eel up his arse as a joke
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry. How wasted do you have to be before you think this would be a good idea?
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Man in Sichuan dies after friends insert eel up his arse as a joke
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry. How wasted do you have to be before you think this would be a good idea?
How did they even, you know, get it up there?
Please, nobody answer that.
Wow, with friends like that...Who needs enemies!!
I would have killed it first.
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Originally Posted by Rodarian
It would've been pretty funny if he didn't die.
Forcing an eel up a guy's arse... is funny? I guess I fail to see the humor in stupidity and animal abuse.
They'd obviously seen eelgirl and thought it was a great idea
That's some serious sleight of hand juju there. I can't even begin to imagine how something like that would work:
"Hey, man, look over there. What is that?"
"I don'-- OH GOD EEL"
If you can't see the humor in stupidity then you obviously don't even have a sense of humor seeing how it's the main and arguably only source of lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chri$
xDQuote:
Originally Posted by eternal essencefixedQuote:
Originally Posted by Rodarian
Frenema?
I wonder how the eel got in there... must have required much CLENCHING? Crazy...
I would assume you need a tube and some lube...
Why his friends had those lying around I don't know.
That was my first thought too. o.OQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
technically... he did.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
So, stupidity is funny? I guess don't have a sense of humor, since I fail to see anything remotely funny (tragic, stupid or otherwise) in this case. Well, then I guess I'm guilty of having no sense of "humor".Quote:
Originally Posted by kotoraIf you can't see the humor in stupidity then you obviously don't even have a sense of humor seeing how it's the main and arguably only source of lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chri$
*Waits for another witty rejoinder* :P
China has some of the funniest news. There's this entire page in the news paper over there with wacky news xD
What. the. smurf. And his "friends" never even told him? There are no words for some people's stupidity.
well, he was apparently passed out drunk, so no distraction would've been necessary.
poor guy.
He should have gone to the doctor right away after he started feeling eel.
:lol: :up:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fonzie
There is now soda all over my jeans. Thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fonzie
Also, this made me think of the Mighty Boosh.
What the... I don't even... Ugh I wish I hadn't read that!
Well it only died after having a good munch on his innards.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Paupertechnically... he did.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
I'm more concerned with how some drunk guys got a hold of the eel.
at the local market probably.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vermachtnis
I’ve caught them when I’ve been absolutely buggered and on my own, so increased manpower should make it easy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vermachtnis
Not like I want to think about it, but it seems like this would be hard to accomplish.
Also, I enjoy the Mighty Boosh link.
This echoes my sentiments. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Melissaur
reminds me of one of my dad's friends who accidentally killed a man who activated a fire extinguisher in his pants...
Messed up the inside of his bootyhole...
What a way to go... T_T