China has some of the funniest news. There's this entire page in the news paper over there with wacky news xD
What. the. smurf. And his "friends" never even told him? There are no words for some people's stupidity.
He should have gone to the doctor right away after he started feeling eel.
Also, this made me think of the Mighty Boosh.
What the... I don't even... Ugh I wish I hadn't read that!
Not like I want to think about it, but it seems like this would be hard to accomplish.
Also, I enjoy the Mighty Boosh link.