You don't even want to know guys
What is th most implausbile injury you ahve ever sustains?D
ps i kiced a wolf in the nuts and it totally died from it
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You don't even want to know guys
What is th most implausbile injury you ahve ever sustains?D
ps i kiced a wolf in the nuts and it totally died from it
I'd believe you were drunk while making this, if it wasn't 6 PM on a Sunday.
it's foreskin hux, it comes before. And you're clearly wrecked aren't you. I'll answer your thread however.
I've "broken my funny bone" I basically fractured most of the bones in my right elbow during a mosh pit injury. It hurt and no it was not very funny at the time.
nO that does not sound very sufnny steve yuo poor man :(
whaty are ypi ta;lomg anpit Duictchman it's mindnuight in Euro
one tiem i murdorded a tynarasorus rex wtih only a broom nda a "niel dimonds graestest hits"
i excaped with jsut a miner scrtasch on my eblow
I smurfING LOVE ALL THE DRUNK POSTS THAT HAVE OCCURRED RECENTLY. Seriously, best weekend ever. xD
wire through the foot?!
The funny thing is that he started out making these posts sober, just trying to fake-drunk it up, but he is actually drunk now... XD
oh christ amlighjty :(Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
I cut open my finger on a razor blade one time. That's it.
Break up with him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wind Shear Here
My brother did this exact same thing once, except it was with a box cutter.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Again, on a SUNDAY.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
And these errors you're making aren't very plausible. It just looks like you typed with a foam finger.
Will you take me instead?Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall BananaBreak up with him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wind Shear Here
Welcome to the drunk posting at EoFF Club Hux
I'm pretty wankered right now too
Thank you spell check
Of course!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wind Shear HereWill you take me instead?Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall BananaBreak up with him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wind Shear Here
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...vepigtails.gif
If anyone desire edification I am perfectly capable of making an erudite and properly spelled post if the desire takes me no matter my level of inebriation. The entertaining thing about being under the influence is not that one types poorly, but rather that one simply does not care about the mistakes made in the process of typing.
And no, Lamonda, you cannot have Rye in any way, shape, or form. DAS IST VERBOTEN.
>>> I cracked my skull when I was little, my mom said it was my dad`s fault..:luca:
Fourskin!
This thread totally made me think of the first 30 seconds of this video XD
I'VE GOT A BIG REEEED ONE! ♥Quote:
Originally Posted by Imperfectionist
ashahahahahaha
mionda was uignored :cool:
Let's settle this like men, leper.
Clearly it has already been settled.
By a man.
In my bed.
Where Rye was.
At the same time as me.
(I was the man.)
Well as long as you're talking about Earthbound...
How, pray tell, does one "kice?"Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Correct. It is :bou::bou::bou::bou: Faced Sunday.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
That knowledge is not for the Dominions.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen BleysHow, pray tell, does one "kice?"Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Someone's been put in their place.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
He's been saying that for years, but guess what! I have plenty of Rye pictures that prove him wrong!Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodSomeone's been put in their place.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall BananaHe's been saying that for years, but guess what! I have plenty of Rye pictures that prove him wrong!Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodSomeone's been put in their place.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Share? :D
I was going to post a picture of my injury, but I can't find the file or the photo to re-scan it, so you're just out of luck for now!
My spine collapsed on itself and I was quite unable to move properly!
Why would I need pictures, Monda? I have the real thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall BananaHe's been saying that for years, but guess what! I have plenty of Rye pictures that prove him wrong!Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodSomeone's been put in their place.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
rubah - disappointing. :(
Jiro - your... spine collapsed? That uh... are you okay? :|
Sunday is a good time to drink when classes and exams are over and all you have to do for the next few months is write a dissertation! XD
I'm good now, yeah. Well mostly. I just neglected my chiro visits and my spine decided smurf you and just left the job of keeping me upright to my muscles. Basically it was like smashing a glass and expecting the water to stay there -- without a frame I was screwed. My neck was stuck to my left shoulder and I was having periodic muscle spasms which was just shooting lots of agony everywhere. I couldn't move anything except my legs without being in pain too.
But nah I'm good, got that straightened out. My body likes to try and give up a lot but I keep running it hard :cool:
Kick a Wolfs Nut.
Thank you my dear man, that explanation coupled with the Do-not-want attitude of pressing the spell check button sums up drunk-typing perfectly. :zombert:Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
I've had many injuries but one of the smaller ones was more painful.
I was shaving my legs in the shower and I slipped and the razorblade caught my other hand and sliced through my finger nail, tearing my fingernail off. It was so painful at the time.
Jesus! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I faceplanted off a skateboard once and cut myself really bad in doing so, but I didn't break anything. :D
On topic.
Ingrown toenail. Pain, evergodlovingpain that won't leave me. It hurts to walk. At least it does after a few hours of being used.
On better topic.
I seriously can't remember the last time I posted on EOFF sober. It was quite a while ago. In fact, I'm gonna check.
Ah. It was on 04-22-2010, 11:15 PM in Rosetta...thief?!?!
I always feel like contributing more to my favorite community when I have alcohol.
Though, I haven't posted really smammered yet. Just a bit smammeredish.
I think he might win this thread :(Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodJesus! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Oh my god. :oQuote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFI think he might win this thread :(Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodJesus! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Nuh-uh! I worked hard for them! If you want secret Rye pictures, you must romance her yourself!Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall BananaHe's been saying that for years, but guess what! I have plenty of Rye pictures that prove him wrong!Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodSomeone's been put in their place.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Share? :D
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...fonda/lawl.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFWhy would I need pictures, Monda? I have the real thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall BananaHe's been saying that for years, but guess what! I have plenty of Rye pictures that prove him wrong!Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodSomeone's been put in their place.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Look. It's the future.
Can I just romance you instead?
I don't win the thread what are you talking about. BoB was run over by a car, that's far worse than my little problem :shobon:
broken heart
There, see Monda? Here's a nice boy for you. Stop being silly about Rye - it can never happen!Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
No I''d take you instead! I'd wisk you away to badlands of Pakistan! There you will be taken to a lil village where u have to get water from the well and make sure that I get served tea at five.....Quote:
Originally Posted by RyeWill you take me instead?Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall BananaBreak up with him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wind Shear Here
JUST KIDDING!!
You'll live a ball'n life with me...So ditch the foreskin peeler and be with me! LOL
*I still love u Hux....*
Impossible!Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I have strawberries.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall BananaImpossible!Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
...
I have those crazy white strawberries. :colbert:
Hahaha NCG broke MondaQuote:
Originally Posted by Marshall Banana
You damned, dirty liar. :doublecolbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable Rocco
I'm not entirely sure how I feel about this... :|Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFHahaha NCG broke MondaQuote:
Originally Posted by Marshall Banana
............ .... ........ :kauberry:
Hey there, Monda. ;)
I've decided that before I die I'll arrange for my pictures of Rye to be deleted forever immediately following my death.
HE HE HE!
I'll just have to keep you alive then. ;)
You're more likely to see them if I'm dead.
Yeah, but then I wouldn't have you. :jokey:
Okay, tell you what: I'll send you one (1) pixel from a specific, naughty photo of Rye every day (in no particular order), and you'll have a complete photo once you arrange every pixel accurately.
You guys are embarassing me. :blush: And whoever closed this thread.
This thread hasn't been on topic for some time so I am closing it. If you wish for pornography of Rye, NCG, you may subscribe to her site just like everyone else.