Yup, she's my girlfriend.
In attempt to have some semblance of a thread topic, what other couples are here on EoFF?
Yup, she's my girlfriend.
In attempt to have some semblance of a thread topic, what other couples are here on EoFF?
How nice for you. How is she in bed?
Me and Imperfectionist... but she doesn't know yet
I don't know anybody here. who wants to go out with the newbie? :D
Amazing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirage
Nice! Good for you. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferno
Lol.
I'm dating the below poster :jokey:
Dibs!
I'm thinking of breaking up with my current EoFF mate. I'm going to tell him with an axe to the head.
Edit: Quin, you ruined everything! :(
What the smurf? I'm dating Brunettepudding! That treacherous hobag! :irked:
I prefer pistachio.
This sort of brash bragging only ever happens when a bloke is clearly punching above his weight and he knows it so he alerts everyone that he possibly can to it before she realises it & dumps him for his better looking mate.
I'm sure on this instance that is not what's happened but nif you could tell us the real reason that'd be great.
Ahahaha, it's funny 'cause he's not wrong.
That's BJ's favorite too!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Who, to answer the thread, is my husband and has an account called ButThePoncho but he doesn't post.
yeah, except it's even more hilarious because this is the internetQuote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
Del Murder + Miriel 4 eva ^_^
Almost 5 years! I believe only necro & mb have us beat in terms of currently active couples, but not by much!
Del: please inscribe that on a nearby tree and supply us with photo evidence. :bigsmile:
And it needs to include the ^_^ to be fully legit.
Hi. My name is Parker. I've never done this kind of thing before so uhm...this is a bit weird for me hehe....I guess I'm looking for a nice girl....understanding and soft. An EOFF girl maybe? Heh..well....if you are an EOFF girl and can help me with my custom title....send me a PM I guess.
This would be right if it weren't NCG. He doesn't need to brag about :bou::bou::bou::bou:, he's just giving you all fair warning so you don't make the devastating mistake of moving in on his lady. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
Now now NCG, you know you're not allowed to make second accounts on EoFF. You've apparently already got one EoFF woman in your pocket, don't get greedy. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Parker
Thanks, Eric. <3
:colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
We were talking, she didn't think I would do it. :doublecolbert:
Lulz. Shaddap.Quote:
Originally Posted by DKNow now NCG, you know you're not allowed to make second accounts on EoFF. You've apparently already got one EoFF woman in your pocket, don't get greedy. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Parker
None of us want to deliver such a devastating blow to poor NCG, you're right!Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIIIThis would be right if it weren't NCG. He doesn't need to brag about :bou::bou::bou::bou:, he's just giving you all fair warning so you don't make the devastating mistake of moving in on his lady. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
Surprised nobody has said Raistlin x ShlupQuack yet.
I was Facebook married to Kaycee for almost two months
Dude, I forgot about that. How are you holding up? :onoes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Yar
And may God have pity on the poor bastard who tried it.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
The guilt of keeping him pure would crush us, yes :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIIIAnd may God have pity on the poor bastard who tried it.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
I will be forever in the debt of any admin who changes the "dating" to "doing" in this thread title. xD
I'll go one better.
Yup. I love you.
http://www.ugeene.com/nerdzone/nerdz...old-virgin.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Put wolf ears and fangs on that bad boy and NCGs got a new avatar.
Oh... um... I feel I should've known about this earlier! Maybe I should go tell my other boyfriend...Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferno
And with the thread name change, so did their relationship end.
Goddammit, Paul!
I kind of like to think of us as Pinky and the Brain. Except instead of trying to take over the world, you just want to get laid on the internet. And I come bumbling in like an idiot, mess everything up and can't understand why you're so mad at me. :shobon:
I think its time for NCG to stop oogling over video game babes as well. :colbert:
...I kid, I kid.
You win this round, MILF. :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFThe guilt of keeping him pure would crush us, yes :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIIIAnd may God have pity on the poor bastard who tried it.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Also, you should have seen the title change coming, Julian.
I'm on the eRebound. :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodDude, I forgot about that. How are you holding up? :onoes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Yar
That's funny, I like to think of you as just a douche. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Haha way to take the bullet for this one, Psy. xD
I blame you both equally. :doublecolbert:
I don't understand why he's so mad at me :shobon:
He must still be at that age where sex is all :blush: :blush:.
Part sexual frustration and part sexual arousal. The line between love and hate is thin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Doesn't Pinky get beat mercilessly all the time? That's what I remember.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
That sounds like a typical Sunday night to me.
I mean...uhh...what? :confused:
Oops, sorry for ruining your one chance to finally change that.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Me and ~rinoagal~ were going great until she turned out to be a guy
Now Julian remember what hole you put it in, generally speaking shoving it in the wrong one is neither as pleasurable and a damn sight more messy. I know you're a Virgin but surely you've seen enough porn to understand this, if you need pictures msg me on msn and I'll kindly even provide video links.
I think I'm just going to rape you then, Paul. You have a pretty mouth.
Celes + enano = :heart:
I'm totally adding Iceglow on MSN. xD
Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I'm only falling apart. There's nothing I can do - a total eclipse of the heart.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
That doesn't forgive you for whooping out a wang that was bigger than mine.
Oh my god, Steve. XD You're going to give him a complex and put him off intimacy forever. He definitely will never get his brown wings this way.
In a shocking swerve away from sex, prepare to learn absolutely everything there is to know about HMV.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin
Well, I was thinking about getting one of their card things...
Nah I bitch about HMV on XBL mostly because theres no record of what got said, msn, facebook, all of these have been used in evidence against staff members when giving them disciplinaries.
On topic:
Rye, the man ought to know what he's getting in to or not getting in to though right?
My thread is ruined, I smurfing hate all of you. :colbert:
First person to think of a joke linking brown wings to Brunettepudding wins the Internet.
To be honest, we're going to need to do some major damage control to BP for this thread. Sorry, BP. xD
NCG loves himself some Brown hair pudding?Quote:
First person to think of a joke linking brown wings to Brunettepudding wins the Internet.
................................who's this guy? :O_O:
The fact that I was thinking of doing that exact same thing worries me. I don't want your mind. GFTO