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Going alone to see it on Monday. None of my friends wanted to go with me, although I know that at least half of them have already gone and seen it without me. :Oo:
Not ashamed to admit that I liked the first two movies. The romantic side of me! I know they're not great artistic epics, but I still enjoy the relentless, fluffy, drama. So much drama! Drama! Drama! You probably know about all of the drama.
..Romance?
>_< well okay.
Fluffy drama shouldn't be in a vamp movi.....
I'm going to stop that now!! XD
I'll go with you!! If I could! I'm heading in to town tomorrow with seven other mates :) read the book, forgotten all of what happens other than everyone knows this anywaysome great big wolfy-bad vampy battle, victoria's an insane biatch, annnnd some more jacob-bella angst crap. Come on, Jacob > Edward. Ed's not really that good looking anyway.
:D hope you enjoy it!! Buy loads of popcorn and put it on the seat next to you - who needs FRIENDS :mad2:
I'm leaving in an hour to see it. XD
I'm not going to contribute my money to this madness. :p
I haven't read any of the books, and I don't really want to. I'm not that invested. Liked the other two movies. I'm thrilled to see that there's just a little more action in this one, and a little less angst.
This will fill my vampire needs until season two of Vampire Diaries airs in September. :D
I haven't seen this one yet but I will eventually. Not too big on romances but I've already read the books so I'll have to finish the films, too. :shrug:
I saw it the day before yesterday and enjoyed it far more than I should have. It's incredible what a different director can do. :p
It's definitely the "best" Twilight film so far. :)
I refuse to give money for any of this crap. Though everyone I know who is not an obsessive fanboy has said the first couple were hilariously bad, so it might be worth seeing (downloading) at some point.
Eh. It's not "so bad it's fun to watch" like the previous two. It's just a mediocre film with really, really, really awkward dialogue exchange and lovey-dovey scenes. I cringed way more than I laughed.
I'm still unsure why the director of the best vampire movie ever (imo) would do a movie like this, but I guess he likes money + vampires regardless if they are sparkling fairies.
New Moon sucked really bad. I really don't know why I bothered with it. As soon as I saw the trailer that featured an oversized wolf I should have backed off. This one actually looks some what legit interesting, but I am probably just bias because it's David Slade and 30 Days of Night is amazing so was Hard Candy.
I also can't fathom how a writer of one of the best shows ever could produce such crappy scripts, but I just presume she wrote all of Rita's dialogue.
vampire diaries > twilight
That is a lie! Vampire Diaries have a much deeper story, and much better actors. Kinda thought the same thing at first, but it really surprised me. Fans of the show knows how unfair that comparison is, as it is simply not true. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Agrias
Either you think "deeper story" and "better actors" are bad things, or someone is very confused here.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChrisThat is a lie! Vampire Diaries have a much deeper story, and much better actors.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrias
Miust be asked, did Necro cry like a baby?Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall Banana
I'd rather stab myself in the eye then go see this school-girl guff.
I hate Twilight. And not in the hipster-style "I hate anything that's popular" kind of hate; I just hate it.
I watched it yesterday, and although yes it was better than the last few and it had some okay battle scenes, I thought it was all a bit rushed (though, it was what..two hours or something?). The battle scenes didn't last long enough, and there was too much Bella on the screen. I still like a few of the characters, but none of them are main enough to get that much screentime. It was a little corny (i.e. every word out of Bella's mouth) and my mate was even laughing out loud at some of the "serious" scenes. I didn't like the replacement for Victoria - she looked very similar but didn't act like how I thought the original would have.
Sure there was more to say about this trainwreck..I mean, okay film. Why it sells so well I don't know..but at least we were in the luxury suite with leather sofas and alcohol if I were old enough. . .The popcorn fight was worth it though - free popcorn because my mate's bro works there :p it wasn't funny when it got in my hair though :(
I watched the first one because I had to see what the fuss was about (I also watched it again with a friend while we both...let's say...under the influence; just for lols) and after that I said "okay, I get it. There is no way that this couldn't appeal to young teenage girls, but it's a horrible smurfing movie." As I am NOT a young teenage girl, I did not see the sequel and I will not be seeing this.
It was better than the first two but they were pretty much piles of crap. I suppose eclipse can be compared to a highly polished turd.
Or maybe a chipped, flawed diamond?
Really? Not that this matters, but I don't think they look similar at all. Rachelle has a softer looking face, looser curls, lighter and more natural looking red hair.Quote:
Originally Posted by BarelySeeAtAll
Where do you live where you have luxury seats?! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by BarelySeeAtAll
Clo has the right idea. Not for it. But the crazed fans provide endless amounts of entertainment for us haters. ie - (SPOILER)crazy girl.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
I don't even understand that. How could you NOT understand hate for Breaking Dawn? Strangely, I've actually read the four books. My old girlfriend lent me the first three and I sat down and read all them bad boys, thinking, "Well, this is a simple, sleezy-minus-any-sex read" and then I walked outside into the world and holy crap, people were not seeing it for the simple, sleezy little read that I had.
I ended up reading the fourth book when it came out just to see what could possibly happen to Bella and her smurfed up little love triangle from Hell. AND OH MY GOD, I wish I had gouged my eyes out instead, to spare myself the expense of my curiosity. The fourth book was a trauma-fest of disturbing psuedo-sex scenes, plot points that I would expect from fanfiction.net and not a published book, and fun little vampire biology that consisted of a horrifying vampire baby needing its placenta chewed through.
Who in the world could possibly think this was good reading material? Maybe if the baby started killing off everyone in the town after its placenta was chewed through, making it consistent with the horror genre you would assume of such DISTURBING CRAP, but no, it becomes a loving daughter with a name that made me vomit a little.
To be fair, Eclipse was my favorite of the four books, mainly because it wasn't 500 PAGES OF TALKING. So that's not saying much. I liked the newborn vampires, they were a cool idea. I guess. I'm trying to not sound so angry, okay?
And yes, I will see Breaking Dawn when the movie comes out, because I sort of just want to see how they handle the destructo-baby breaking Bella's spine thing, and the blood-gore fest that is Edward pulling out a baby while Bella's all Nightmare C-Sectioned with all her bones broken. Someone should just gouge my eyes out now.
Sounds like the plot for a new Saw movie :/
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Originally Posted by Shorty
Wow, that girl kinda rox! I like how she had the time to make so many videos and when she said "Amazing Books", I heard it as "AMAZING BOOBS". :kaoclove:
EDIT: I actually using my time to watch all her videos! Although all she ever receive are negative comments though! :bigsmile:
At first I was like no, but then when she "Amazing Book" I started busting out laughing. I also laughed at what looks like a theater curtain behind her. She reminds me of Chris Crocker a bit...if Chris Crocker was an obese British woman. "Stephanie Mayer"
EDIT: Omg, did you guys see this? This girl's great.
I saw the first Twilight movie on a plane from Tokyo to San Francisco, I think. There wasn't really anything else, so I thought "well, what the heck".
I guess I understand why teenage girls and tweens are fascinated by it, but all I saw was a mediocre teen movie.
Twilight is the reason God gave up on humanity.
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I love how she's shrieking like a harpy throughout the first half of the clip.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
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Originally Posted by ShinyReally? Not that this matters, but I don't think they look similar at all. Rachelle has a softer looking face, looser curls, lighter and more natural looking red hair.Quote:
Originally Posted by BarelySeeAtAll
Where do you live where you have luxury seats?! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by BarelySeeAtAll
Yeah, I know at times you could really tell they were different but at glances (which is mainly what I took when my eyes were usualy on the guys a ways in front xP) she did look..somewhat, convincing.
Aww it's usually rubbish the place I went to, but it was a previewy thing so I guess they thought we best be treated :jess:
Her reaction to Stephen King calling Meyer a bad writer is better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Also, for anyone who is not looking forward to the Breaking Dawn movie, you should read this.
Actually, they're talking about making it into two movies. Double the disturbing therapy-inducing fun! I'm going on opening night to the first one to see how the bed-breaking sex scene works out, and whichever film has the C-Section Horror Sequence in it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
I want to see if the fangirls will still gush over oh how hot he is when Edward is pulling a Super-Gro monster baby out of the cut open and broken body of his wife. And they totally will. These people cannot be deterred.
Also, can you just imagine that creepy-looking guy who plays Jacob staring passionately at a little baby? I just... this movie is not going to work out well. There's no way for it to NOT be a trainwreck.
I haven't read any of the books and I didn't even know what Breaking Dawn was about until my friend told me the wolf dude falls in love with a baby. But now you're telling me there is a scene where he rips the baby out?! I mean wtf is Stephanie Meyer snorting...
I feel so bad for the legitimate actors a part of this i.e. Michael Sheen and Dakota Fanning.
All I can say about Eclipse and "The Twilight Saga" in general is that I absolutely hate Bella because the bitch is not that hot. She doesn't make my little soldier stand at attention and her voice is just annoying. Bryce Dallas Howard is smurfing BUTCH compared to her.
Thank you for that link...just...thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by RaistlinHer reaction to Stephen King calling Meyer a bad writer is better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I can see why she couldn't get past the third page of one of Stephen King's books.
I'm convinced. It needs to be made into a film.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
BEST TWILIGHT EVER. Lots of kissing. Generally a panty-dropping good time. When they showed the big golden bed you could practically feel a rise in the moisture level in that theater.
Mm, good stuff. I think I'll see it five times.
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I know, I know. "Don't judge you."
THERE IS NOTHING TO JUDGE IT WAS GOOD.
I no longer recognize your existence.
Is that... sarcasm? I can't tell!
No, she really is that retarded.
It hurts me. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
:squee:
My favorite part was when (SPOILER)Victoria got her mannequin head ripped off and it looked like styrofoam was in it.
SPARKLEPIRES ARE MADE OF STONE. But they sound like metal when you tear them open. Don't you know things?
Stone? Sound like metal? Wtf?
The fact that you know that is frightening.
It says in the books. Vampires, according to Mormon lore, are rock hard, cold as ice, sparkle in direct sunlight (but not any other light), don't have fangs, do have "venom, and sound like metal when you tear them. They have black eyes when they're hungry, red eyes when they drink people, and golden eyes when they only drink animals so as to reflect their hearts of gold.
Jeez, Shiny, keep up.
The fact that you can not only read but actually like that trash that sounds like it came from some 12-year-old's fantasy is really depressing.
We all have our guilty pleasures.
This is beyond a guilty pleasure. Especially hearing what Breaking Down is about. I mean she must really either be insane or purposely wanted to put the most ridiculous things in a book so that they would not ask her to write another novel. I so want Sam Raimi to direct the upcoming one. Screw Bill Condon (sp?) BD needs to be a horror comedy.
I agree, this movie could be absolutely hilarious. In fact, all the movies could have been.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
The next movie is going to be nothing short of amazing. I am going to die from laughing and orgasming too hard. At the same time.
:barf:
This movie is simply....not...
I bet Raistlin wishes he could sparkle for Shluppi.
I did not realize the Mormons had a vampire lore.
Also, am I the only one who thinks it was entirely awkward to hear this line, "Hold up, what damn army?"
I mean wtf.
i saw it a minute past midnight on it's opening date, after a twilight marathon at our local cinemas :)
loved it, loved it, loved it, a million times loved it. have since seen it again and love it even more.
i love that they stayed true to the book, i love that it's a good movie without even having to had read the book, and i love the fact that there's happiness for once.
a bazillion times better than new moon. new director = a keeper. loved it, loved it, loved it, a million times loved it.
(just in case you didn't catch that - i really liked this movie : )
I don't need to give her any more reason to be all over me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall Banana
whatever man jacob totally loves bella more than edward ever could
I used to think the Twilight saga was decent until I watched New Moon a second time with my girlfriend and her parents this time. I realized how corny the acting really is. I can say its bad as much as I want but I still went to see Eclipse. And Im most likely still going to watch the final one when it comes out. Why? I dont know
I think you should use this at the end of every post: http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...ons/sticky.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by RaistlinI don't need to give her any more reason to be all over me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall Banana
Or this: http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...cement_new.gif
I had to postpone it, but I finally got to see it yesterday. It is definitely the best one so far. The action was vastly improved, and thankfully, they cut down on the cheesy dialogue, although not completely, for obvious reasons. The Jacob vs. Edward thing is hilarious, and especially Jacob's comment about "being hotter" than Edward. :D
What confuses me the most is the fans that read all the books saying that Jacob loves Bella more than Edward. It's like well, if you read the last book you'd know that the dude was actually in love with her unborn baby the entire time. Yet, they're still all, "OMFG JACOB AND BELLA!"
Oh man, I know! "Actually, the relationship you are supporting is based off an attraction toward a microscopic egg inside Bella's reproductive organs."Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
I want there to be an alternative version of Breaking Dawn where Bella tells both Edward and Jacob off for being control-freaks, she goes to college, becomes a bio-engineer and eventually cures cancer and AIDs while marrying an activist and adopting five children from abusive households.
Or maybe one where she just tells them off and goes to college and DOESN'T GET MARRIED AND HAVE A BABY AT 18.
A super hybrid baby that can show you her thoughts.
This.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
I also find it appropriate that that post was the 69th on this thread.
I'd rather not have her drooling all over me. Well, not anymore than she already does, anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall Banana
Yeah, but that wouldn't be all romantic and all that bollocks.Quote:
Originally Posted by CloOh man, I know! "Actually, the relationship you are supporting is based off an attraction toward a microscopic egg inside Bella's reproductive organs."Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
I want there to be an alternative version of Breaking Dawn where Bella tells both Edward and Jacob off for being control-freaks, she goes to college, becomes a bio-engineer and eventually cures cancer and AIDs while marrying an activist and adopting five children from abusive households.
Or maybe one where she just tells them off and goes to college and DOESN'T GET MARRIED AND HAVE A BABY AT 18.
I lost all hope for Bella in New Moon anyway. I wanted her to go all rebel and ride motorcycles and do dangerous things to get back at Doucheward, not so that she could hallucinate his sweet sweet voice. Blah. And when he came back she could've at least been a little pissed.
Best part of all the movies so far was in New Moon when Bella was asking the Cullens to vote, Edward starts to say something and Bella tells him to shut up.
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