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(Yar Har Fiddle De Dee and all the rest)
Ahoy me fellow villains of the sea! Welcome to the Good Ship EoFF! Today, we're recruitin'. If ye want to sail under Cap'n Rantz (as nominated by myself :jess:) then write ye name and rank below.
Alright Swashbucklers, get to it!
First mate G13 at yer service!
But right now I'm off t' schwab me poop deck as me lunch ain't sittin' right.
You're a filthy smurfing man and you should be ashamed of yourself. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
Arragg! I be the one pegged legged man.. But I still know how to sail a ship as big as your mother's tidal pool.... *spits*
Aye. Ye've no idea just 'ow filthy a pirate such as m' good self is.
What kind of vessel be we on if a man of my calibre cannae speak o' things a civilized man would not?
YAHARRR!
You're a traitor and I want to have no part in what ever cherade this is :colbert:
Disappointed Second, remember where your loyalties lie.
Yarggg I want to be the one that sits in the crows nest and plays shanties on an accordian
Oh ray and up she rises and so on and so forth
I want on board, but I will not be in the kitchen.
You can be me first mate Shorty. For I be Captain PG!
Isn't Rantzien Captain, silly? I'll take the first mate spot, though!Quote:
Originally Posted by I Don't Need A Name
He said I could choose my position he did! So I be captain PGQuote:
Originally Posted by ShortyIsn't Rantzien Captain, silly? I'll take the first mate spot, though!Quote:
Originally Posted by I Don't Need A Name
That be mutiny! You will have to contest it in a battle to the death with Cap'n Rantz!
And G13 has already taken first mate!
PG and I will have our own ship full of wenches and we will battle Rantzien's ship!
Aha! A captainship handed to me freely! This is life. Conquering ships by daytime, and women by night! Booty and rum! A woman in every harbour! Join me, and I shall lead you!
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Avast! Man yer posts ya scurvy dogs! Or Ah'lll flay every last scrap of meat from yer bones!
Aye I'll be he what operates the Tractor Beam and keeps the hyperdrive in ship shape. Three sheets to the solar wind and jump to hyperspace!
And so Peter Pan became a pirate...
I want to be a loblolly boy. The job may be hideous, but the title is fun.
Commandant Bunny will catch every last one of you miserable pirates. You are a plague to the open ocean and I shall eradicate you once and for all!
To arms!
YAHARR! Ye'll have t' duel me fer th' spot. GARRR!Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyIsn't Rantzien Captain, silly? I'll take the first mate spot, though!Quote:
Originally Posted by I Don't Need A Name
Have to fly, have to fight
Have to crow
Have to save Maggie, have to save Jack
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Hooky's back!
Ter what arms be that? After Aaahh've cut both yers off?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Oh look. someone on the internet with a pirate themed forum activity. You're a rarety..
Once i finish listening to my favorite song ('Airplanes' by B.o.B.) I'll hop right on board. I think I might even add it to my Facebook profile too.
These be my seas, bitches. Watch yo'selves.
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I'll duel ye man, an' when we're done, won't be n'thin' left o' ye!Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
Ravish me, Cap'n Shlup :flirt:
Okay but I'm using my hook hand.
You realize you're talking to the one person on EoFF that would actually like that, right?
I did take a moment to consider that about mid-sentence, yes.
I always dreamed that you were a dude with nasty teeth, Shlup. :drool:
I fixed your post.
You dirty birdy.
Please stop flirting with me. I'm not Raistlin.
The males of EoFF seem to have a very disturbing idea of what flirting is.
We should conduct a study.
Whenever a woman talks to me, in any capacity, I automatically assume they want to jump my bones.
Don't pretend you are immune to my... charms.
Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?!
Oh yeah!? Well how kin ya do that when yer walkin' th' plank and sinkin' inta Davey Jones' locker?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Yaharr-har-HARRR!
I ain't a'scared o' no Davey Jones locker! I dun intend t'go withou' a fight, matey! Arrrrgh!Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
I'd first unleash a bucket o' sass upon ye like ye've ne'er known befare!
Sass 'n' buckets? When did we b'come so uncivilized as t' be throwin' around buckets o' sass? Where's yer pirate's honor?
Now draw yer blade and let's settle this once 'n' ferall!
Yo-ho-har-har!
*spits*n Quie the yallering and get back to work Yee piss and fools!!... The Moaning Eyes can't opers itself!!
We need to get some insult swordfighting going in here.
You fight like a dairy farmer!
YARRRR.
Y'all really want to be pirates, join the crew in the thread over here --->Puzzle Pirates (EoFF Crew)
Anyone remember the Sailors vs Pirates thread :jess:
But yes, I AM A PIRATE ;D
Who arrr ye callin' uncivilized! I be a woman, an' women arrr full o' sass! Me weapon is drawn, matey!Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
Oh wait, gimme a timeout! I need meself a scrap o' paper an' a quill. I ain't got a weapon drawn yet.
Yar-har-har-HEYO!
Wait wait, pause. What if we team up and go against the others?
Ayyyyyyyyyye like that idea actually!
Avast ye scallywags! We be takin' the ship fer ourselves. Man yer posts (har har ;)) if ye don' wanta join yer former cap'n in the briney deep.
A fine team we make, me man! We'll take them seas fer ourselves and leave nothin' far anyone else!
Welcome t' the finest new member o' arrrr crew - our parrot Yoshi! (Ye can't have a crew wit'ou' a parrot, me friend.)
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Wunnerful idea! It's been many a week since I 'ad a proper dinner. :drool:
No, no birds for DINNER. :'(
Well what'm I s'posed t' eat then? :colbert:
The scarvy pris'ners we picked up who won' join us!
Also, we what does our ship look like?
I saw some black silhouettes running against the moonlight toward your ship last night!:eek:
I bet they were mutant teenagers. Green ones. Like turtlesQuote:
Originally Posted by Freya
Ninja turtles
We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange
Ninja Turtles FTW!Quote:
Originally Posted by VykI bet they were mutant teenagers. Green ones. Like turtlesQuote:
Originally Posted by Freya
Ninja turtles
Yeh'll walk the plank ya scurvy ninjas. And quit touchin' me booty TSoL!
I have reason to believe there was a Ninja by the name of Levian in the parts.
Try to catch me, I already laid my hand upon it fifteen times since you posted this!Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
1337 ninja! :D
Me booty's cursed don'tcha know! Yar-har-har-har-har-har
My touch is cursed, IT WILL INFECT YOU WITH THE GAY!
MWhahaha!
Aw crap. I had a date with a wench t'night too. :(
That's no way to be talkin' about your mother!
:mad: Bitch.
Only for you! ;)
Well now that I'm cursed...
You will come to thegayninja side to be with me?
"Ninja" side be th' Dark Side boy. That's not me style. Har-har-HEYO
Yes, because pirates hold the moral high-ground with the plundering, pillaging and possibly raping a random broad. Unlike a noble ninja who protects the innocent from the shadows!
Ninjas 're assassins, no? 'Sides, yeh've got no accent! How kin I join you when yeh don' 'ave a cool accent?
Ya-harrr!
Not all ninjas are assassins, but all pirates are thieves!
Also, ninjas come from the land of the rising sun. They don't need an accent that brutally butchers English. They have Japanese, biotch. :p
:lol: Yer kiddin' me right?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
Edit: Oh right. Need not have. Th' rum must be gettin' t' me.
I'll be startin me own πr8 crew. Who wants to join me in adventures that put the fun in functions?
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Ooh, I wanna be a pirate! Do we get to look for treasure and gold? :D
Shark in 'eh water... foive kids go intae 'eh water. Two come out.
Story Pirate Rocco I be.
My ship is better.
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I think you need to read up on ninjas some more.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
AAAAAAAAAAARRRR Julian's ship is no match for this great wench
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I will happily join the ranks of the wenches! My pirate name be Mad Annie Flint!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
That's a Viking Long Ship, not a brig or galleon, you charlatan.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Yaaar, any crew I be choosin' will be the beneficiary of me KRAKEN! He's but a baby at the moment, but he will grow up big n' strong!
....KRAKEN!
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Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
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Io'd like t' see if those shields can reflect a cannonball.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
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Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
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The viking long-boat is faster and easier to manuver, but does suffer a clear dissadvantage from the lack of heavy artillery (cannons).
...I mean "Yarrrrr!"
Vikings > pirates
Are we not th' same, really? Wot is a Viking if not a Pirate? Do we not all pillage, kill, and sail th' open seas? Join me brother and together we'll sail our way inta th' hist'ry books.
If not I'll give th' order t' fire upon yer defenseless ship. :D
Vikings are amphibious. And have cooler weapons.
Actually, vikings were just as much explorers and merchants as they were warriors and raiders. The longships were not built to be fast and agile only for the sake of warfare, but also in order to allow quick trips overseas for trading and to settle new areas. It was mainly because of the attack on the abbey of Lindisfarne in 793 that vikings were started to be viewed as "barbaric and relentless" for the next twelve centuries. :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
*ruins the mood*
Thanks, Shads!