You Are A Pirate

[Unbreakable Will]

Shark in 'eh water... foive kids go intae 'eh water. Two come out.

Story Pirate Rocco I be.

[NorthernChaosGod]

My ship is better.

[Bunny]

Yes, because pirates hold the moral high-ground with the plundering, pillaging and possibly raping a random broad. Unlike a noble ninja who protects the innocent from the shadows!

I think you need to read up on ninjas some more.

[Rodarian]

AAAAAAAAAAARRRR Julian's ship is no match for this great wench

[Manny]

PG and I will have our own ship full of wenches and we will battle Rantzien's ship!

I will happily join the ranks of the wenches! My pirate name be Mad Annie Flint!

[Cuchulainn]

My ship is better.

That's a Viking Long Ship, not a brig or galleon, you charlatan.

[Pheesh]

Yaaar, any crew I be choosin' will be the beneficiary of me KRAKEN! He's but a baby at the moment, but he will grow up big n' strong!

....KRAKEN!

[NorthernChaosGod]

That's a Viking Long Ship, not a brig or galleon, you charlatan.

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[G13]

My ship is better.

Io'd like t' see if those shields can reflect a cannonball.

Yarharrr!

[Cuchulainn]

That's a Viking Long Ship, not a brig or galleon, you charlatan.

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[Ultima Shadow]

The viking long-boat is faster and easier to manuver, but does suffer a clear dissadvantage from the lack of heavy artillery (cannons).

...I mean "Yarrrrr!"

[NorthernChaosGod]

Vikings > pirates

[G13]

Are we not th' same, really? Wot is a Viking if not a Pirate? Do we not all pillage, kill, and sail th' open seas? Join me brother and together we'll sail our way inta th' hist'ry books.

If not I'll give th' order t' fire upon yer defenseless ship.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Vikings are amphibious. And have cooler weapons.

[Ultima Shadow]

Are we not th' same, really? Wot is a Viking if not a Pirate? Do we not all pillage, kill, and sail th' open seas? Join me brother and together we'll sail our way inta th' hist'ry books.

If not I'll give th' order t' fire upon yer defenseless ship.

Actually, vikings were just as much explorers and merchants as they were warriors and raiders. The longships were not built to be fast and agile only for the sake of warfare, but also in order to allow quick trips overseas for trading and to settle new areas. It was mainly because of the attack on the abbey of Lindisfarne in 793 that vikings were started to be viewed as "barbaric and relentless" for the next twelve centuries.

*ruins the mood*