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I witnessed my snails mating last night. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen!
My boyfriend noticed the smaller one on top of the other and said, "look, one of your snails is hitching a ride on the other!"
Upon further inspecting, I discovered that, no, no one was hitching a ride. They were doing it.
YouTube - The Lover Snails
Topic: weird nature :bou::bou::bou::bou: you have witnessed.
Shorty, you are banned for posting animal porn on the forums.
I have seen and poked sheep intestines fresh out of the body (they were still warm). Does that count?
Seen and poked, eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
Rantzien gets frisky around dead animals.
That should of been a romantic for you and your boyfriend and should've mimed the snails. :cool:
We had turtles mating on our porch once
Romantic, or gross? :(Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkBahamut
:mad: It depends.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyRomantic, or gross? :(Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkBahamut
Not really weird but I saw a giraffe and zebra penis at the zoo. Flaccid to hard.
It was... okay it was weird.
When we had cockatails, one of them was masturbating on the cage's handle.
I saw a kitten try to nurse on a male cat once.
Yeaaahh.
Ewwww.
I've been to the zoo enough to pretty much see all the animals smurfing at one point or another.
they’re not your snails they’re THEIR OWN SNAILS YOU MONSTER
I own them, therefore they are my snails!
oh okay kind of like slaves only not as useful
my puppy used to do the same thing xD our dog didn't really discourage it ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
Our big fat Sugi cat used to loooove trying to have sex with Jinx, who is basically shotacon in cat form, he looks like a kitten despite being six. Pedo Sugi!
Also I found a pair of snails mating once. I was mighty confused by the fact there were two pen0rs!
Sugi is a big fat fabulous gay!
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It seems like, no matter where you are Shorty, I can always find you talking about slavery and/or your hatred for black people!Quote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
Did we do something to you? I can get out of your life if you want. I'll just take my reparations money and go.
That is an outright filthy lie. Just let me have my snails. :(
Ok... In my mind...snails simply split into to two for reproduction.... Yea that's it..:eep:
There was this time I saw a pair of dogs mating on the street. But it is more like a rape than normal mating to me though! :bigsmile:
have you guys ever seen cattle mating?
They weigh entirely too much to be able to get that far off the ground.
Actually the females rape the male dogs... They v jay forcibly holds them, even after copulation....Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
AND THEN THE COW WILL MOVE SUDDENLY AND BREAK THE BULL'S PENIS AND THEN YOU HAVE TO SHOOT THE BULL AMIRITE ALLIES I BET YOU HAD TO SHOOT ONE IN THE FACE YOU MEANYHEADQuote:
Originally Posted by rubah
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Watching cattle attempt to mate was pretty funny to see. We had a goat take up the middle of the road in front of our combat patrol and wouldn't get out of the way, and it escorted us through a village. We passed it soon as we got out and then it followed us for 2 kilometers.
WHAT DO GOATS HAVE TO DO WITH COWS? I'M SO CONFUSED !Quote:
Originally Posted by GrimmReaper
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My mate found a clip on youtube of turtles mating, every time she sends it it's like some steamy XXX =] Me being a turtle of course it's rather arousing..
^_^ turtles!Quote:
Originally Posted by BarelySeeAtAll
But which kind? Squirrel turtles or turtle trees?
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I once saw two daddy long legs mating, then the girl in my school class smashed them with her french book!
I also once witnessed the chimps at a zoo fight each other, the entire group had a gangbang to make up for that one. I was 9, I am surprised I am not mentally scarred for life!
>implying you are not scared for lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
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Originally Posted by Peegee^_^ turtles!Quote:
Originally Posted by BarelySeeAtAll
But which kind? Squirrel turtles or turtle trees?
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An odd coloured turtle :jess:
Student: "Mrs. Mat, the turtles are trying to drown each other!"
Me: "They're fine, leave them alone."
Student: "Mrs. Mat, they're stuck together!" *pulls them apart*
Me: "Noooooo!"
Everyone: *realizes*
Me: "AHHHH!!! The lady who gave them to me said they were both girls!!!"
No learning occurred that day. Well, no math anyway.
I liek squirrel turtles. I'm going to call it Turrel! :^_^:Quote:
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Originally Posted by Peegee^_^ turtles!Quote:
Originally Posted by BarelySeeAtAll
But which kind? Squirrel turtles or turtle trees?
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An odd coloured turtle :jess:
Bonobo lesbian orgies are quite common at the Memphis zoo. :bigsmile:
That reminds me. There are certain animalsですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですです out there (cough, birds, ducksですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですです ) that engage in the most bizarre sexual proclivities that you'd almost think they were humansですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですQuote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
Well it's gross anyway. Could you imagine these two going at it? nani desu です
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YouTube - Mass of Daddy Long Legs in a TreeQuote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
I once killed two flies that were mating... mY friend also squished to mating toads...
Yea its probably won't be nice if someone did that to you if you happened to be mating.....
I'm glad I don't have a phobia.Quote:
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Originally Posted by Iceglow
I saw a hippo eat a bird.
Haha, awesome. Were they all giggly?Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Why did I click it!? Why did I click it!? :crying2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
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Snails! Finally OP I found some for you so it's okay now^_^
I once saw a hobo rolling around in broken glass while barking like a dog, if that counts.
I saw ladybugs mating! It was weird....
This thread title makes me think of a couple of lesbians snuggling.
...:stare: