Sand in my nose

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07-19-2010, 11:01 PM
Madame Adequate

Sand in my nose

I hate sandy beaches, because this happens. Who else dislikes beaches? Am I alone, a sole bastion of sanity in a sand-vag loving world? :(
07-19-2010, 11:07 PM
Rantz

Nope - I don't much care for sandy beaches, although I'll take what I can get. My favourite beach or whatever you'd call it has stone cliffs, sort of. Imaging rough stair steps into the water, but steps made for a giant 5 times our size. It's perrrrfect.
07-19-2010, 11:34 PM
rubah

it's worth it. The sand just means you get to take a longer shower with no teasing later!
07-20-2010, 12:03 AM
Shlup

The sand means you can crash through the waves and have a soft-ish place to land!

Though I did like the coral cliffs surrounding our cove in Jamaica... but then I missed the waves. I'm torn.

I know! Let's line our shores with that rubber bark they use in playgrounds!
07-20-2010, 12:08 AM
Mo-Nercy

I love beaches. I don't go often, but when I do, I have a blast. xD
07-20-2010, 12:10 AM
Cuchulainn

Go to a pebble beach then you moaning bastard.
07-20-2010, 12:26 AM
Momiji

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Originally Posted by Cuchulainn

Go to a pebble beach then you moaning bastard.

I don't think pebbles in the vagina would be much better. >_>
07-20-2010, 01:32 AM
Fujiko

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Originally Posted by Cuchulainn

Go to a pebble beach then you moaning bastard.

Rofl! Geez, Cuch. xDDDDDD
07-20-2010, 01:48 AM
Madame Adequate

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Originally Posted by Cuchulainn

Go to a pebble beach then you moaning bastard.

I'll just stay indoors, where it's civilized, thank you very much :colbert:
07-20-2010, 02:04 AM
Shiny

I don't like sandy beaches which is why I go to lakes. Sand feels nice, just not in my bathing suit and not when it's 100 degrees outside and the sand burns through my flip flops.
07-20-2010, 02:19 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I smurfing hate sand. :mad2:
07-20-2010, 02:22 AM
Bunny

I used to eat sand when I was little.
07-20-2010, 03:27 AM
Peegee

I like beaches yaaaay ^_^ ! I went almost every day (omg so fun lol it's like swimming is yay and sleeping is fun in the sun) last year during the summer (up to october cuz like canada is full of snow all day!). Now it's weekend beaches and suntanning yay

http://i31.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...ou:/sen0k1.jpg
07-20-2010, 03:37 AM
Raistlin

I enjoy beaches sometimes. I don't care enough to want to be at a beach for too much consecutive time, though.
07-20-2010, 03:43 AM
Clo

I like beaches because you can cool off and get some sun at the same time and see attractive semi-naked people. I'm at a beach at least once a week in the summer.
07-20-2010, 03:51 AM
Meat Puppet

i love the beach and i luv 2 surf
07-20-2010, 03:52 AM
Jessweeee♪

I'm torn. Sand can be fun to play in, but it's just so...sandy :(
07-20-2010, 03:55 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peegee

I like beaches yaaaay ^_^ ! I went almost every day (omg so fun lol it's like swimming is yay and sleeping is fun in the sun) last year during the summer (up to october cuz like canada is full of snow all day!). Now it's weekend beaches and suntanning yay

http://i31.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...ou:/sen0k1.jpg

I like that beach.

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Originally Posted by Clo

I like beaches because you can cool off and get some sun at the same time and see attractive semi-naked people. I'm at a beach at least once a week in the summer.

We should hang out.
07-20-2010, 04:09 AM
Peegee

good god

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by Peegee

I like beaches yaaaay ^_^ ! I went almost every day (omg so fun lol it's like swimming is yay and sleeping is fun in the sun) last year during the summer (up to october cuz like canada is full of snow all day!). Now it's weekend beaches and suntanning yay

http://i31.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...ou:/sen0k1.jpg

I like that beach.

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Originally Posted by Clo

I like beaches because you can cool off and get some sun at the same time and see attractive semi-naked people. I'm at a beach at least once a week in the summer.

We should hang out.

http://th520.photobucket.com/albums/...Callmyname.jpg I liek teh beach too ^_^ http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Y3gyXuKTFZ...rewGardner.jpg
cuz liek there's awlays some fun things to do like sleep and sun tan and relax and chill out. THe best times are when you're sleeping cuz you don't think about any thing and it's all good and a bag of chips http://zonasafari.net/noticias/data/...ng_pikachu.jpg My bro has so many surfing pikachus that he can trade them for legitimately rare pokemons like pikachu and raichu!
07-20-2010, 04:12 AM
Raistlin

PG, if you don't cut it out, you will have a pikachu firmly lodged up your vagina.
07-20-2010, 04:16 AM
Shiny

I think a friend of mine said it best, "Beaches are only pleasant for people who don't have beer guts. When I even think about beaches I get depressed. This is why Bergman always made depressing movies with grim looking beaches. smurf beaches. What was the question?"
07-20-2010, 04:21 AM
Peegee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shiny

I think a friend of mine said it best, "Beaches are only pleasant for people who don't have beer guts. When I even think about beaches I get depressed. This is why Bergman always made depressing movies with grim looking beaches. smurf beaches. What was the question?"

>implying you have a beer gut

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:e...achuGnight.png
07-20-2010, 04:22 AM
Shlup

Please refrain from killing our faces, PG.
07-20-2010, 05:20 AM
Shiny

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Originally Posted by Peegee

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Originally Posted by Shiny

I think a friend of mine said it best, "Beaches are only pleasant for people who don't have beer guts. When I even think about beaches I get depressed. This is why Bergman always made depressing movies with grim looking beaches. smurf beaches. What was the question?"

>implying you have a beer gut

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:e...achuGnight.png

Nuh uh! I was implying that my friend thinks he has a beer gut. I have never seen him shirtless, but he did wear a tight shirt a few times and yeah, it's there.

I think it's cool to see people with beer guts and pot bellies at the beach. They just don't give a damn and I can respect that.
07-20-2010, 05:32 AM
Shorty

I love beaches. If I lived near a beach, I'd go to the ocean every day.
07-20-2010, 05:34 AM
Agent Proto

But you live in the desert, Shorty! That is basically a giant beach without the ocean! :D
07-20-2010, 05:42 AM
Inferno

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Originally Posted by Bunny

I used to eat sand when I was little.

Do you know what Pica is ?

Quote:

Pica is a medical disorder characterized by an appetite for substances largely non-nutritive

Caused by :
- intellectual disability
- autism
- childhood schizophrenia
- neglect or abuse

.... you're smurfed up man

Topic : I don't care about the sand
07-20-2010, 05:59 AM
Shorty

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Originally Posted by Blues Agent

But you live in the desert, Shorty! That is basically a giant beach without the ocean! :D

Resulting in HELL ON EARTH.
07-20-2010, 06:01 AM
Yeargdribble

I hate the beach. I loved it as a kid, but I think I had my fill. Swimming in the ocean just feels dirty. The sandy beach is dirty. Sand gets everywhere and follows you in your car.

Problem is, my wife LOVES the hell out of the beach. She always wants to go. Even when it was a 4-hour drive she'd want to go. Now it's only 2 hours. But we go, pay 10 bucks to park, then hang out on the beach for about 30 minutes, walk up and down the coast line barely getting in the water, and leave... 2 hours back. She doesn't even like to swim. She barely gets in the water. It's usually sweltering at Texas beaches and the humidity is miserable. If you're not in the water your cooking. We're both pale so we are lobsters regardless of sunscreen by the end. This is supremely satisfying to my wife and I hate it. It's probably the most discordant issue in our marriage.

The only bright side is us walking around scoping out hot chicks together. Sadly, half the time it's 250 pound, 50 year old ladies in two piece suits watching their overweight, inappropriately dressed grand kids play.

EDIT: Of course, we've managed to not go to the beach this summer, but my wife says I'm a douche for having not taken her. I guess I need to get around to planning a trip *grumble grumble*.
07-20-2010, 06:20 AM
Yliette

I dislike going to the beach because it puts you in great risk of skin-darkening. My arms aren't the same color as the rest of my body now.:eep:
07-20-2010, 06:25 AM
Dignified Pauper

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

PG, if you don't cut it out, you will have a pikachu firmly lodged up your vagina.

Can't we reverse it?http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tW0D_jgB6M...ikachu_vag.jpg
07-20-2010, 06:50 AM
Rodarian

Wait a tick... Hux did you always have a vagina.... Or are you taking about your mangina.... :Oo:

And I like the beach... But then I tend to get shy when i go bare chested....:redface:
07-20-2010, 10:18 AM
Christmas

I like the beaches! I like to make sandcastles and pick up little seashells there! I picked up quite a few from some of the beaches around the world I visited! :bigsmile:

Sometimes I like to play with the little animals that hang around there except the dangerous one of course. :bigsmile:
07-20-2010, 12:39 PM
Breine

I really like going to the beach. I used to not care much for it as a kid, probably because of the salty water and the sand. I guess I just changed - I now love them beaches.
07-20-2010, 12:42 PM
Madame Adequate

Who did this :colbert:

@ Rod: I don't have one normally, but when I go to the beach I get one, and sand gets up inside it.
07-20-2010, 01:30 PM
Peegee

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Originally Posted by Shiny

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Originally Posted by Peegee

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Originally Posted by Shiny

I think a friend of mine said it best, "Beaches are only pleasant for people who don't have beer guts. When I even think about beaches I get depressed. This is why Bergman always made depressing movies with grim looking beaches. smurf beaches. What was the question?"

>implying you have a beer gut

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:e...achuGnight.png

Nuh uh! I was implying that my friend thinks he has a beer gut. I have never seen him shirtless, but he did wear a tight shirt a few times and yeah, it's there.

I think it's cool to see people with beer guts and pot bellies at the beach. They just don't give a damn and I can respect that.

I think Your're friedn is pretty cool guy. eh shows ehs gut and doesnt afraid of anything.
07-20-2010, 02:02 PM
G13

My vagina is an outtie so I don't fear the sand. :colbert:
07-20-2010, 02:08 PM
Rase

I love beaches. After three years of sadness in the Midwest I am leaving for fun back in California. Hooray!
07-20-2010, 02:08 PM
Zeldy

I hate sand! I hate how it gets in between your toes, ughhhh.
07-20-2010, 03:21 PM
NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by Peegee

good god

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by Peegee

I like beaches yaaaay ^_^ ! I went almost every day (omg so fun lol it's like swimming is yay and sleeping is fun in the sun) last year during the summer (up to october cuz like canada is full of snow all day!). Now it's weekend beaches and suntanning yay

http://i31.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...ou:/sen0k1.jpg

I like that beach.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clo

I like beaches because you can cool off and get some sun at the same time and see attractive semi-naked people. I'm at a beach at least once a week in the summer.

We should hang out.

http://th520.photobucket.com/albums/...Callmyname.jpg I liek teh beach too ^_^ http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Y3gyXuKTFZ...rewGardner.jpg
cuz liek there's awlays some fun things to do like sleep and sun tan and relax and chill out. THe best times are when you're sleeping cuz you don't think about any thing and it's all good and a bag of chips http://zonasafari.net/noticias/data/...ng_pikachu.jpg My bro has so many surfing pikachus that he can trade them for legitimately rare pokemons like pikachu and raichu!

lololol. :love:
07-20-2010, 03:37 PM
Peegee

(SPOILER)

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by Peegee

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by Peegee

I like beaches yaaaay ^_^ ! I went almost every day (omg so fun lol it's like swimming is yay and sleeping is fun in the sun) last year during the summer (up to october cuz like canada is full of snow all day!). Now it's weekend beaches and suntanning yay

http://i31.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...ou:/sen0k1.jpg

I like that beach.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clo

I like beaches because you can cool off and get some sun at the same time and see attractive semi-naked people. I'm at a beach at least once a week in the summer.

We should hang out.

http://th520.photobucket.com/albums/...Callmyname.jpg I liek teh beach too ^_^ http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Y3gyXuKTFZ...rewGardner.jpg
cuz liek there's awlays some fun things to do like sleep and sun tan and relax and chill out. THe best times are when you're sleeping cuz you don't think about any thing and it's all good and a bag of chips http://zonasafari.net/noticias/data/...ng_pikachu.jpg My bro has so many surfing pikachus that he can trade them for legitimately rare pokemons like pikachu and raichu!

lololol. :love:

http://files.myopera.com/CaptainSeag...Wallpaper2.png Is that a pikachu with a polywhirl facemask?

WELL HERE'S A SEAL WITH A FROG MASK INSTEAD!

http://i27.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...u:/2lm3twh.jpg
07-20-2010, 04:14 PM
Chris

Love beaches. Hate Bette Midler. Love sand. Love water. Love sunny weather.
07-20-2010, 04:20 PM
Citizen Bleys

Hate sentence fragments.
07-20-2010, 04:46 PM
Peegee

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Originally Posted by Chris

Love beaches. Hate Bette Midler. Love sand. Love water. Love sunny weather.

Do you like girls in bikinis???
07-20-2010, 04:59 PM
rubah

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Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

Hate sentence fragments.

Hate grammar Communists.
07-20-2010, 06:12 PM
Peegee

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Originally Posted by rubah

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Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

Hate sentence fragments.

Hate grammar Communists.

In Communist China Pika you!

http://i28.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...u:/11ii88z.jpg
07-20-2010, 08:57 PM
Iceglow

I like sandy beaches! Though reflecting the new title, the last time I got sand in my nose was driving a dune buggy across the sinai penisula desert!
07-20-2010, 10:35 PM
Cuchulainn

http://paganmedia.files.wordpress.co...ensorship2.jpg
07-21-2010, 05:08 AM
Clo

I miss the old title of this thread. It was grand.
07-21-2010, 05:15 AM
Mirage

Please edit the title of the topic back to sand in your vagina

i love beaches, for that reason
07-21-2010, 09:38 AM
Levian

I changed it yesterday at work. The thread kept showing up in new threads, didn't want my coworkers thinking I go to a sandy vagina forum. :p Although I suppose Final Fantasy forums aren't that far off.
07-21-2010, 09:45 AM
Bunny

Final Fantasy forums are worse than forums about sandy vaginas.
07-21-2010, 09:51 AM
Pheesh

I hate it when it gets in my... nose, because I have to deal with it until I get home, and you can't try and get it out of your....nose, otherwise all the perverts stare at you while your fidgeting with your....nose.
07-21-2010, 10:58 AM
ChickenHeart

I like the beach, but only if theres like a water fountain or something to wash yourself.
07-21-2010, 02:18 PM
Rodarian

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Final Fantasy forums are worse than forums about sandy vaginas.

Whats even worse is that Pg bombards the place with pokemon... I've never felt this queasy in my life...Stick sand in my ass any day....
07-21-2010, 02:25 PM
Goldenboko

Ahem, there's SAND in my boots.
07-21-2010, 04:50 PM
Unbreakable Will

Ew, sand.
07-21-2010, 05:46 PM
aquatius

When I was on a school trip in Montpellier this year, one day we all really wanted to go to the beach so we took the hour-long bus ride and half-an-hour walk there. It was very windy and the sand blew everywhere - in our eyes, in our noses. It was painful and horrible so in the end we had to go back ><
07-22-2010, 04:14 AM
NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

I like sand.

I get naked and wriggle through the hot sand like a hairy man-worm emulating the menacing Shai-Hulud.

You've smurfing ruined Dune for me forever.
07-22-2010, 04:27 PM
Citizen Bleys

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Originally Posted by rubah

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Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

Hate sentence fragments.

Hate grammar Communists.

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