Dead Rising 2 & Case Zero: Wheelchair Zombie Drive-bys in an Elvis Suit.

Dead Rising was one of the most fun and innovative titles of this generation. The premise, for those of you who have never heard of it, and I pity immensely, was this: Mall full of thousands upon thousands of zombies. 3 days. Do whatever the smurf you want. Go. And oh, it was glorious.

Now the sequel is coming out. Same thing, only instead of in a mall, it's set in a Vegas style town. Big two differences:

- Co-Op and Multiplayer (smurf yeah)
- Combine objects to get new weapons. For example, what would happen if you taped chainsaws to a canoe paddle?

(SPOILER)http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ss/paddle1.jpg
pure, unadulterated glory is what!

Dead Rising 2 preview: My 5 favorite weapons so far | Joystiq

Here are a few more if you're curious.

It is out next month for 360, PS3 and PC and I cannot smurfing wait.

Case Zero is a kind of half demo, half DLC dealie, and it is out tomorrow (31st August) on XBLA for 400 points, and I sure as smurf am getting it. It's a seperate episode to DR2 that takes place between the two games, and progress (such as weapons, outfits and up to 5 levels) carries on over to the main game if you buy it.

Swing for the fences with these new Dead Rising 2 screens | MMOMFG

some DR2 screens. My favourite is the second to last one!

I think this thread is literally going to be just me and Huxley gushing about the sick things we've done to zombies, but I really don't care. Your loss :shobon:

Dead Rising was good. Sometimes the controls were frustrating. I was always too amused when I put on masks. When the main character spent five minutes yelling at someone while wearing a legoman mask... I giggled.

The second one does sound very good. Chainsaw-canoe paddle, smurf yeah!

#1 Dead Rising fan, right here. :p Well my friend would have something to say about it, but who gives a flip anyway? :V

I'm buying DR2: Case Zero tomorrow since I ended up getting 45 bucks in birthday money today. Sadly it's exclusive to 360 only (the reason that's sad is because I'm getting the PS3 Zombrex Edition; my 360 has a tough time reading games). It'll be a great late birthday present.

With my leftover points I'm probably gonna get Banjo-Kazooie or something.

Until they clarified that it was only in Japan, the news that Case Zero was delayed broke my heart quite hard.

As it stands, smurf yes Dead Rising. Paul knows what is up I will be in this thread a lot discussing the hilarious things I do to the undead.

DR2 comes out the day before my birthday. this is bragable :cool:

Chef Knife special attack (hold down X) is my favourite so far.

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Until they clarified that it was only in Japan, the news that Case Zero was delayed broke my heart quite hard.

As it stands, smurf yes Dead Rising. Paul knows what is up I will be in this thread a lot discussing the hilarious things I do to the undead.

DR2 comes out the day before my birthday. this is bragable :cool:

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I know what to get for your birthday now!

The demo for Vanquish was a smaller filesize so I downloaded that first. This game is already bought, though. Will play when I get back home.

I'm so excited for it. I just hope that Australia doesn't pull a dick move and suddenly blacklist it or something. Please oh please oh please let me slay zombies in the most glorious way!

Drill + Bucket = Very Painful Hat For Zombies. Or Drill Bucket, as the game unimaginatively calls it.

You have no idea how long I've been waiting to kill zombies with a spatula while wearing a dress.

Waitress outfit + Sledgehammer = fetchingly bloodstained transvestite

Also, the Boomstick is the greatest weapon in gaming since the Cerebral Bore. And Chuck is a grade A+ badass for surviving it.

One time I strolled by where Bob hangs out and he had shot a ridiculous number of Gs. There was a carpet of them. Badman.

Dear god, the vomit, it won't stop coming. The bowling alley is coated. And then a zombie tackled me into my own vomit, face-first. Why. Whhhhhhyyyyy?

Can't wait to hear what music appears in the main game. I doubt they'll ever top Gone Guru but this is pretty sweet.

Already got most of the achievements and the best ending. The bike parts are pretty easy to find. The survivors not so much since they're @#$%ing random seems like. One playthrough they'll be there and another they won't.

The "boss" of the game is pretty lulzy (SPOILER)he's a guy named Jed who is a mechanic, and has a pitchfork and takes pot shots at you with a shotgun, but since you're near the safe house for the whole fight you can beat him up a little with a nail bat, which you can make in the safe house itself, and if you get hit run into the safe house( he won't follow you in) and drink orange juice to get back your health.

As I've already beaten the game if anybody wants help I can give it to them, except on the survivor front 'cause I still don't have that achievement, and I'm still missing the locksmith one too.

Survivors are always in the same place, but they don't appear right away, it's staggered based on other objectives.

The only achievements I'm missing are the $100,000 one, and the "make a combo weapon" one. Hilariously, I have the "make all combo weapons" achievement, but not the one that requires you to make just one. My game is bugged, unfortunately.

Chainsaw paddles ruins the entire planet, but I think my current favourite weapon has to be the broadsword.

I jumped off a rooftop, broadsword in hand, and absentmindedly hit attack in mid-air, not expecting anything to happen.

Something did happen.

My face:

http://i789.photobucket.com/albums/y...9842219520.jpg

Now I do little else except leap off high places screaming FREEEEDDOOOOOMMMMM

Co-op sounds very interesting. I'll definitely pick up this game even if I was disappointed with the first game, or rather the crappy wii version.

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The only achievements I'm missing are the $100,000 one, and the "make a combo weapon" one.

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For the 100,000 buck one beat up all the ATM machines and cash registers and pick up the money (they're in almost all the stores and in the casino and movie theater). Also when you find handbags, throw them against the wall; they may contain some money as well. Money carries over from playthrough to playthrough.

Then just spend the money.

So far the only thing I have learned from Case Zero is that Chuck is a very bad father, in my game he ran around tooling zombies in various manners dressed in a diner lady skirt and black cowboy hat, had a few beers, killed some more zombies, spraypainted rude words onto the side of buildings, abused a few more zombies, then strolled into the gas station long after the sun had set in his now completely blood splattered diner dress, his hat at a jaunty angle, picked up some bags of snacks and went and stood in front of his daughter happily eating away and checking his watch until the clock struck Eight. What an asshole he is.

He also seems to quite like throwing canisters of acetyne into packs of zombies, shooting said canister with sniper rifle and ducking into buildings to watch the hilarity that ensues. Not to mention being quite fond of leaving frying pans on stoves until they turn red and burning what used to be faces off of ex-military men. I find this man to be quite disagreeable. :colbert:

Got all the achievements now. Finding that darned battery, man!

I also made sure Chuck was wearing a Moose's head in as many cutscenes as possible. I just love running around the place charging through zombies with it.

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The only achievements I'm missing are the $100,000 one, and the "make a combo weapon" one.

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For the 100,000 buck one beat up all the ATM machines and cash registers and pick up the money (they're in almost all the stores and in the casino and movie theater). Also when you find handbags, throw them against the wall; they may contain some money as well. Money carries over from playthrough to playthrough.

Then just spend the money.

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Cheers fella, just got it.

I spent my money on six drill buckets to max out my inventory (and the rest on zombrex) and it was the best money I ever spent. Got as many drill buckets going at a time as I could and I think the heavens themselves wept at how beautiful it was.

You did a great thing as Drill Buckets as well as the Electric Rake (leaf rake + car battery, rakes are in hardware store, battery is on a dumpster in an alley across from the hardware store) are probably the two best ways to boost your PP. I got Chuck to level 5 in just under 2 hours doing that.

I've been wondering why they let you buy Zombrex in the pawn shop, for a couple reasons:

1. The game is timed and after 8:00-9:00 PM it ends automatically depending on what you're doing; in other words it's not like you can give her more than one shot of Zombrex anyway; when you do it forces you through to the next part of the game, where you fight the boss, and depending on how THAT goes you get an ending.

2. *slight spoiler* you can get it from the ambulance for free before the bike mission, in fact the game FORCES you to get it before you can progress the story

Maybe it's just there for the money achievement. I never got the chance to find out if it carried over, but for the reasons above it doesn't really matter anyways. Could be there for the full game too.

It's for Sharon.

Yeah, Sharon needs some before she'll come with you.

Carrying Sharon was not nearly as bad as carrying people in the first one, too. Also helped that Tia and Whassname stayed close and used their weapons sensibly.

Yeah I think this is something that I need to pick up ASAP. Will update you with my opinion tommorrow :D

Well that explains it, Sharon and a couple other survivors were ones I didn't get to save yet.

And yeah, the survivors in DR2:C0 seem to be a LOT smarter and don't take damage quite so quickly compared to the lame survivors in DR1. Hell even Dick, an old man, was able to fend off some zombies while I was escorting him to the pawnshop.

Oh and I forgot to mention another way to get some nice money. Save Gemini and Fausto. Gemini will give you like 15,000 bucks, and she'll give you more if you get her gems back after she's in the safe house (they're near the roadblock).

Case Zero was sort of fun, but it had almost no replayability whatsoever...it was super annoying when you:

> Loaded every time you used the Safe House
> Looking for different components for that combo weapon achievement
> Having bike parts respawn at their original location after you drop them in the Safe House
> Looking at Chuck's horribly rendered hair and hands
> Not having too much to explore
> Climbing up dumpsters and other random things

I know its just an Arcade game, but if this is any indication of things to come, I'm not looking forward to the experience I'll be getting with the $73 I dropped on the full game.

Fallen back into old ways. In the first game I got to level 50, got bored of being a hero and eventually became the greatest psychopath in the game. Humans became the only real sport, zombies were just obstacles between murders. I'd kill them in relevant ways, too. Like I'd rescue those girls from Jo, only to tase them to death myself. Or Floyd, I'd throw him out of that junk shop he loved so much. Pamela and Heather was my favourite. I would bring whatever one was stuck in that trench full of zombies and throw her into the safety of the toy store, then hurl her sister out to replace her.

And now the Survivor slaughter begins again. Can't tell you how much fun it is to club Bob off the roof, or piss Sharon off enough so that she limps out into the horde after me.

All while cheerfully whistling 99 luftballons.

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Yeah, Sharon needs some before she'll come with you.

Carrying Sharon was not nearly as bad as carrying people in the first one, too.

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Carrying people in the first one was awesome. Zombies couldn't touch you.

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No, I am sorry, of all your criticisms, this is the one I have to oppose. You give the man a cowboy hat or mohican, or you are not playing the game properly, sir. :zombert:

I let Sharon limp around injured while me, Tia, Nikki, Archie, and Jason tooled around slaughtering Gs by the dozen. Then I took them to safety and did not save her. It amused me quite a bit!

Faaaaaantastic.

"Snaps a zombie's panties"

Gooooooooddd.

:stare: God damnit Frank.

I'm in a tuxedo and a davey crocket hat and I am chilling with Freedom Bear and oh god it's so beautiful it's all so beautiful.

Fingers crossed my copy arrives tomorrow

My jelly is boundless, Psy :(

I just downloaded the Case Zero thing cuz you know I love to be late as hell with games. I was going to download the free trial, but does that mean I won't be able to get all my stats over when I purchase Dead Rising 2? I dunno. I just downloaded the 400 pt. one just in case. SO ME EXCITE!

Oh man the one-liners Chuck spouts when he kills psychopaths in this game are another god damn level.

I'm so rage at Royal Fail

But I saw a screenshot which included a bear wearing an Uncle Sam hat off in the corner, and I swear his expression looked like nothing more than :shobon: Can you confirm/deny?

CONFIRM. He is a robot bear that talks!

EDIT: Deny. He is a pink elephant that does not talk. But there is a robot bear and that's who I thought you meant, but nah, elly is the one with the hat and the shobon.

Just played my first Terror is Reality tv event online and won! I am the best! Hurray! It was good smurfing fun. Gladiators + Zombies is a perfect way to describe it.

Oh right, elephant, my mistake. But yes :shobon: fgj!

I'm glad to hear online mode sounds good. Does it entail wacky obstacle courses?

Not obstacle courses so much as killing zombies in amusing ways.

Level 38 now. Let me join your game and I will destroy the Earth. Or be a pack mule, whichever!

Saw you on XBL playing this the other day, consequently got the dates mixed up for our countries and decided to drive down to Gamestop to pick it up.

I left the store a shattered, dead rising 2-less man. :(

Yeah it's smurfing nice to get something ahead of America for a change.

I'm quite surprised you've found time to manage Reach and this game together, my old friend.

Must be a confusing couple of weeks for yourself, eh? :p

I... I'm sorry Chad and Doris, but that IED was too good to waste. That scarring will make for a badass story though, huh? :shobon:

Also LEON smurfING BELL what a :bou::bou::bou::bou:

It felt good when I rammed a golf cart thingy into his bike.

Oh :bou::bou::bou::bou: so I hadn't bothered keeping a machete for long enough to make machete + broom before but I did so and contrary to my expectations, which were that I would just get a lame spear type thing, I turned into Zhang Fei and raped everything Dynasty Warriors style. Also felt good to tear Leon apart with it fgj.

Zhang Fei has a spear, broduce aisle! You're thinking of Guan Yu. But your point is most definitely a valid one.

Machete + Toy Helicopter is my favourite machete combination though!

Eh he swings it from side to side it's good enough for me.

Haven't tried the heliblade yet but it should be badass.

Game stop decided to text me to let me know they were closing their store down at the usual time (9PM) and then "secretly" re-opening it back from 12:45AM to 1:45 AM just so people who pre-ordered this game can get it. There were about 30 people there as well and they were all, "OMFG DEAD RISING 2". I haven't seen that in a long time for a game -- at least not around these parts. But yeah, it's really fun so far. One thing that annoys me that I think was in the original too, was the fact that survivors talk for like ten years before joining you. It's like "stfu and just come on". The survivors in this game kick so much more ass though and I don't even have a magazine in my inventory. Lawshondra lmao.

You can at least skip their talkin' in this one.

Also yes Lashsahahsowndra or whatever her name is is you. I think I will kill her a bunch of times. :}

You fight lahk a lib'rul, son!

Skipping only leads to MORE talking. You end up having to press skip a whole bunch of times before they finally stfu and by that point they're almost dead anyway.

I was actually imagining that Lawshondra was Monique and proceeded to decimate her with the saw blade vacuum weapon. I saved her boo though.

I haven't tried the co-op or terror is reality yet, but but I will be giving it a go Friday.

I have a 100% Terror is Reality win record. I always start off smurfing terribly but then pull out all the stops in the third round and always start Slicecycles first and that's that.

Now I've said that watch this change but hey it's all good fun!

The bosses in this game who have some cheap as chips way of nullifying some or all of your weapons are the only thing in this entire deliriously brilliant experience that I did not approve of completely. Seymour wasn't too bad, I halved his health with a sniper rifle before he even got to do a trick shot, but the chap you fight atop the roof of the Yucatan Casino? Smurf that noise, and smurf his cheap little uppercut that puts you in critical health.

Seymour and Bad Dude do what now? :confused: I just ripped them to pieces with my knife gloves. And I guess the second guy was killed with the first guy's gun too - it is a beast.

Seriously? I couldn't do a smurfing thing to Bad Dude, anything I did that wasn't my bare hands, he just did some DK-level hax counter, knocked me on my ass and sent the weapon flying. I ended up just rolling around like a servbot to dodge everything and doing jumping kicks, he hates those.

I looked it up and huh yeah apparently he does that to most weapons, but not the Knife Gloves, which are my go-to Psycho weapon anyway. :shobon:

The only assholes who have ever disarmed me were the magicians. Oh, and vomit. That often does it too.

Incidentally, feeding a co-op partner a spoiled hamburger/hot dog you found in a garbage bag never gets old.

I usually have my knife gloves destroyed by the time I get to a psycho :greenie:

The magicians were awesome to fight because, well, they were awesome.

Although hard to top Carl Schliff. What a badman

My 100% record on TIR is still in tact. There was one game where the game smurfing glitched the entire show and I could not move and thus got 0 but I am not counting it, laggy bastards :colbert: I responded by raping the next show. Won all events and the slicecyles time lags were +7, +8 and +11 :smug:

EDIT: I think it's like my 15th game of it and I am finally defeated in both Slicecycles (by 1,000 points! :colbert:) and overall with a score of $85,000 which is normally enough to win with ease! My Zombie Rome is burning.

So far the hardest boss for me was Brandon Whittaker. He is so fast. Even with quick step it's like wait wut. I got disoriented. Thank goodness for LMG's and laser swords (light sabers). <3333 I can't help, but laugh at the way he jumps though. So dainty for a crazed hippie. Currently on my second play-through trying to get a different ending and level up.

Also I smurfing love that black dude from the Bibi Love missions. Funny dude, was sad to see him get blown to bits cuz I cbaed pressing buttons.

Brandon is just an annoying wanker, which is pretty apt considering he is a DIRTY HIPPY so I guess they get points for it even though he's one of the most annoying ones I fought.

Also I absolutely hate TK, no matter how utterly mindblowing my feats, he belittles them. I don't mind smack talk, I don't mind banter, but I have to say he winds me up rather dreadfully when he claims I am a pussy or whatever when I've just personally slaughtered ten thousand zombies :mad2:

I didn't realize how bloody broke I was until I actually went to buy this and my card got declined. And I wanted to play it while I still had a couple of days free. Guess that'll have to wait until my Gamefly queue clears up...

Me and Paul had a rather enjoyable time with the hippie because we made a blitzkrieg right before we went in there and I just chilled in it at the end of the room and lit him up while Paul ran around twatting him, it was fantastic. The only people that gave us any real trouble were the whore twins with their Katana's, spent the majority of that battle reviving Paul. They really had it in for him.

The super BFG is a fantastically beautiful thing and makes overtime a lot less of a pain in the arse (smurfing hate gas zombies so much smurf off with your blood puke hax you annoying :bou::bou::bou::bou:s there isn't even any gas anymore why do you exist :colbert:)

edit: oh, forgot about our favourite part of the playthrough as well. We were just randomly bowling through the Atlantica casino on some mission or another, when we came across what appeared to be a room where they filmed pro poker matches. In the room were some survivors, two random dudes we didn't care about and someone suspicious looking called Jessica. It's a bad picture, but, doesn't she look kind of familiar?

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...1b/Jessica.jpg

We thought she did. After disposing of the two men who were annoying us, we proceeded to repeatedly spit on her face, until we got bored of this, at which point I produced a lightsaber and dispatched her. A hearty bagging later and we were off on our merry way, pleased in the knowledge that we had performed God's work that day.

SAY WHAT?! ;_______________;

Thinking about it now, it does somewhat amuse me that we saved random redneck freaks who shot us in the face with shotguns and ponces called Sven and Jasper who were both completely useless, and some Paris Hilton wannabe who made us carry her around in our underwear, but when we saw someone who looks like and is named after one of our friends, we spat all over her then killed her. Well, at least we didn't let her get eaten by zombies. :shobon:

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Thinking about it now, it does somewhat amuse me that we saved random redneck freaks who shot us in the face with shotguns and ponces called Sven and Jasper who were both completely useless, and some Paris Hilton wannabe who made us carry her around in our underwear, but when we saw someone who looks like and is named after one of our friends, we spat all over her then killed her. Well, at least we didn't let her get eaten by zombies. :shobon:

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Sorry darling :shobon:

I'm not sure if this is a glitch or whatever but sometimes zombies just appear out of the ceiling. Like I'll be walking and then BOOP zombie comes flying down from the ceiling and lands perfectly on their legs.


Also what's up with survivors never taking the amazing weapons Chuck makes? It's like you could have a bazooka right now and yet you prefer to take my lame ass tomahawk. If they insult me by not accepting my weapon I just kill them with it.

I am going to brutally abuse and murder Jessica on every playthrough ever :bigsmile:

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Also what's up with survivors never taking the amazing weapons Chuck makes? It's like you could have a bazooka right now and yet you prefer to take my lame ass tomahawk. If they insult me by not accepting my weapon I just kill them with it.

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What a waste of a sick combo weapon. Hang your head in shame :colbert:

Speaking of sick Combo weapons, just did some co-op with Paul on his level 50 save where he was near the end of the game trying to go for some achievements. The first thing we did was to save the survivors who give you the combo card for the exsanguinator, the saw blade + vacuum cleaner combo weapon. What followed was one of the most meaningful and beautiful relationships I've ever had. Not only is the special attack probably the most awesome in the game, but my exsanguinator glitched magically. After chewing up a line of zombies queueing up to get wasted, my exsanguinator lost the ability to use its special attack. This was depressing, until I discovered that despite flashing red, it simply would not break. It did not want to break. No matter what happened, it decided to stick with me for the long haul. Give or take a few Queen kills that i had from the couple of times I was surrounded by gas bastards and dropped the exsanguinator and needed to clear the area, I racked up 1000 kills with this one single weapon. It was sheer beauty and glory. The best part was probably in the underground when the zombies were all mindlessly running towards the scientist poofs, as I waded back and forth through the doorway with my invincible hoover of death slaughtering anything that got in my way. There must have been about 200 Queens on screen at one point. I will never forget my beautiful weapon and the time we spent together.

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Speaking of sick Combo weapons, just did some co-op with Paul on his level 50 save where he was near the end of the game trying to go for some achievements. The first thing we did was to save the survivors who give you the combo card for the exsanguinator, the saw blade + vacuum cleaner combo weapon. What followed was one of the most meaningful and beautiful relationships I've ever had. Not only is the special attack probably the most awesome in the game, but my exsanguinator glitched magically. After chewing up a line of zombies queueing up to get wasted, my exsanguinator lost the ability to use its special attack. This was depressing, until I discovered that despite flashing red, it simply would not break. It did not want to break. No matter what happened, it decided to stick with me for the long haul. Give or take a few Queen kills that i had from the couple of times I was surrounded by gas bastards and dropped the exsanguinator and needed to clear the area, I racked up 1000 kills with this one single weapon. It was sheer beauty and glory. The best part was probably in the underground when the zombies were all mindlessly running towards the scientist poofs, as I waded back and through the doorway with my invincible hoover of death slaughtering anything that got in my way. There must have been about 200 Queens on screen at one point. I will never forget my beautiful weapon and the time we spent together.

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Whenever life seems bleak and meaningless I will read this post again and my faith will be restored. It is beautiful. :cry:

Also, how many more lives could Chuck (and Frank) save if they didn't just stand there watching a psychopath obviously murdering someone?

Depending on my boss I might have gotten a £15 gift card at work (SPOILER)for being the best damn sales person ever born which would allow me to buy a copy of this game for approximately oooh £7 or so if so then yes, yes I will be getting this game asap.

Steve this game does not cost £22 also no matter how cheap you get it for, you will never make up for the fact that it has now been out for over a week, you might as well try and win the 1981 London Marathon by strolling down The Mall tomorrow afternoon :greenie:

I don't know if I like the Exsanguinator's or the Porta-Mower's special attack better. They're both just so wonderful. :love:

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Steve this game does not cost £22 also no matter how cheap you get it for, you will never make up for the fact that it has now been out for over a week, you might as well try and win the 1981 London Marathon by strolling down The Mall tomorrow afternoon :greenie:

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Evidently you do not have the powers of a staff discount card earning you 30% off the cost of the game but thats ok because you fail hardcore I bet you couldn't even take a :bou::bou::bou::bou: bigger than I could. Just ask Shlup for the details :D

As for the 1981 london marathon, I already did win that I won it when I somehow managed to impregnate your mother before either one of us was born. Thus producing the cycle of life where I, I am your father despite being only a couple of months physically older than you. Suck on those balls failure, suck on those.

Yeah, well, Steve may not have Dead Rising 2, but he shagged Huxley's mum.

Yeah, Huxley, you may have killed more zombies than Steve, but your mum is his personal zombie because she's had many of his body parts in her mouth. And then he shagged her. Heheheheheheheheh

Steve, I do not think it is a particularly manly achievement to have sex with an 11 year old. Just sayin'

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Yeah, Huxley, you may have killed more zombies than Steve, but your mum is his personal zombie because she's had many of his body parts in her mouth.

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How did you know that was her personal favourite roleplay, she gets to play zombie and then I get to bash her brains out with my cudgel.

When I met Huxley's mother she told me Steve has balls the size of ostrich eggs and I smurfing believed her.

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When I met Huxley's mother she told me Steve has balls the size of ostrich eggs and I smurfing believed her.

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thats because she wasn't lying, after all she'd know she ate them for breakfast lunch and dinner for 3 years!

She also said to me that Steve is the Roger to my Reed. She said his magic sword is a really good, strong weapon.

which it smurfing is because seriously you're like Aladdin when you use that thing.

She told me she was desperate to name Huxley Steve when she had him, but decided there was no way he could ever live up to his time warping namesake daddy and it would be an unnecessary cruelty so she just wrote down the first thing that came to mind instead. And then she shagged Steve.

huxley's mum is slappy

ps: she proper shagged steve

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huxley's mum is slappy

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Steady on now, let's not take things too far. :colbert:

Besides, we all know Steve has got higher standards than Slappy. You'd have to be stark raven mad to think he'd sink that low

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/3EdrzsBU.jpg

Everybody loves somebody sometime.

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Everybody falls in love somehow...

ps: doesn't steve have a much better K/D than huxley on Call of Duty? I know it's not a very good game but he usually comes in the top 5 using only the pistol (or so I've heard rumours about anyway)

I'm going to get DR2 and teabag all of you for what you've done to me.

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jo slade

In reference to the above post by Psychotic and what he said about Jess...

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smurf me I'm scarred mentally
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thats like brutal rape
thats like mothersmurfing horse rape
thats like me and huxleys mom level of rape

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jesus christ, this is brutal

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Steve and Paul = Tyson, Huxley and Rye = Random nub who is probably dead now

You know the best thing Paul and I :bou::bou::bou::bou: you not on this one man, Huxley's mom man she's a Bioshock fan, I mean I'm there balls deep in her ass making her prolapse and suddenly she screams "BIOSHOCK IS BETTER THAN THE FIRST TWO FALLOUT GAMES!" I was laughing so hard I couldn't finish the job.

Look at Steve go, he is in his element. He is most certainly living the life of Riley right now

Wow, Steve just tooled Huxley so god damn hard, like a zombie when Chuck gets the defiler. He is probably pretty riled up. Hell he is probably more angry than Carl Schliff.

Awww Huxley, gone quiet, out gunned, out classed out done by my knife gloves alone? I'll leave you alone for a while Hux but I need to hear you say something...see I need your unconditional surrender how you surrender is simple just say these words:

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I admit it, Iceglow is better than me

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All it takes man just say the words preferably in an audio file too.

I admit it, Iceglow is better than me. (SPOILER)At sucking unwashed hobo penis.

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I admit it, Iceglow is better than me. (SPOILER)At sucking unwashed hobo penis.

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I always knew that boy was too friendly with NCG :colbert:

Back to the thread topic, second playthrough:

Haven't seen talk of the beauty that is the Plate Launcher yet, and chaps I am disappointed, because it is ridiculously great.

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I admit it, Iceglow is better than me. (SPOILER)At sucking unwashed hobo penis.

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Awwww trying to come back from oblivion are we, stfu MILF you took over 24 hours to formulate a reply which consists of you failing so epically you might as well have taken it up the arse from every male member of the forum in the mean time. :)

Oh, I'm sorry Steve, I was just busy with things like having a life and being productive so I couldn't attend to my duties of putting down a dirty London scrotemonger as diligently as he would love me to. I'm sorry that I don't pay you total attention at all times of day. Your mummy and I still love you very much Steve, but you're growing up and despite your... difficulties, you have to learn to be independent.

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Oh, I'm sorry Steve, I was just busy with things like having a life and being productive so I couldn't attend to my duties of putting down a dirty London scrotemonger as diligently as he would love me to. I'm sorry that I don't pay you total attention at all times of day. Your mummy and I still love you very much Steve, but you're growing up and despite your... difficulties, you have to learn to be independent.

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No Huxley, face facts you got so roundly bagged out that your nerd rage caused you to brown your pants. You didn't have a reply ready for 24 hours because you couldn't get over the rage of being thoroughly learned by me. It's ok we understand we laughed as we watched you sitting in this thread reading the many insults after we wrote them we cried almost when you read the offer of unconditional surrender. Thing is Huxley, you were learned and now you're trying to save face but I'm sure people agree with me that when it takes you over 24 hours to formulate a response as weak as yours was it's over long over. As Linkin Park's lyrics say:

Forfeit the game before someone puts your name to shame, cover up your face you can't run the race the pace is too fast.

It's ok though Huxley the fact that you and your mother had to sit down together to try and think of a comeback whilst you cried about how she screamed bioshock was better than the first two fallout games when I was deep in her and your browned pants went through a couple of wash cycles to get the :bou::bou::bou::bou: outta them and took 24 hours to do so is quite special it's quite endearing lets face it though you took too long and what you managed to come out with was about as insulting as a 3 year old child calling someone a "nut nut" If you hadn't been reading the thread as it all unfolded maybe, just maybe you'd have some credibility but the fact is, Paul, Dan and myself all saw you reading this thread and know that you've taken this long to try and come out of the corner because really you've got nothing. Now then please go give your mother a kiss from me tell her "I'm sorry I had to put our son down so hard he shat himself but he really was asking for it"

You came so close, Steve, but the fact that you just quoted Linkin Park lyrics completely invalidates any argument or insult you come up with and means you'll forever be a gigantic failure at life. I am disappointed in you. :colbert:

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Is this an essential buy!? That's what I wanna know.

It is essential if it is presumed that you like fun!

I have the game now and just to learn Huxley that little bit more...I got it entirely for free. My boss saw how badly I learned you and to make it just that little bit better he got me a copy signed off as promotional material and let me have it for free :P

I also got Dead Rising 2 for free, as it was a birthday gift. Good for you for managing the same, and I hope you have a great time playing it!

Suddenly I have the strong urge to teabag MILF and Iceglow. I dunno what it is.

In other news, the bear claws/knife gloves are quite seriously the best thing ever. All the psychopaths I've defeated thus far have been just using those.

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Suddenly I have the strong urge to teabag MILF and Iceglow. I dunno what it is.

In other news, the bear claws/knife gloves are quite seriously the best thing ever. All the psychopaths I've defeated thus far have been just using those.

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Bring it to Reach and we'll see whose bagging who at the end of the day, just be glad we've not found a suitable alternative to the cage yet though I am thinking maybe it's time for "the hole" to be made.

To satisfy Psy's earlier statement, didn't get a chance to play this yet, too busy becoming some kind of super anti-elite fighter on Reach doing solo legendary.

I haven't even bought Reach or played Halo in about six months, so I'm pretty sure an infant could beat me at it. That game is all about playing a lot to get better and I just cba.

R.I.P. to my Xbox 360 December 7, 2007 - October 22, 2010

You're the only console to leave me on such short notice. WHY?! :whimper:

I cannot wait till I get my Xbox Live cable back. I feel game raping all of you. RAGE GAMING