Brandon is just an annoying wanker, which is pretty apt considering he is a DIRTY HIPPY so I guess they get points for it even though he's one of the most annoying ones I fought.
Also I absolutely hate TK, no matter how utterly mindblowing my feats, he belittles them. I don't mind smack talk, I don't mind banter, but I have to say he winds me up rather dreadfully when he claims I am a pussy or whatever when I've just personally slaughtered ten thousand zombies
I didn't realize how bloody broke I was until I actually went to buy this and my card got declined. And I wanted to play it while I still had a couple of days free. Guess that'll have to wait until my Gamefly queue clears up...
Me and Paul had a rather enjoyable time with the hippie because we made a blitzkrieg right before we went in there and I just chilled in it at the end of the room and lit him up while Paul ran around twatting him, it was fantastic. The only people that gave us any real trouble were the whore twins with their Katana's, spent the majority of that battle reviving Paul. They really had it in for him.
The super BFG is a fantastically beautiful thing and makes overtime a lot less of a pain in the arse (smurfing hate gas zombies so much smurf off with your blood puke hax you annoyings there isn't even any gas anymore why do you exist
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edit: oh, forgot about our favourite part of the playthrough as well. We were just randomly bowling through the Atlantica casino on some mission or another, when we came across what appeared to be a room where they filmed pro poker matches. In the room were some survivors, two random dudes we didn't care about and someone suspicious looking called Jessica. It's a bad picture, but, doesn't she look kind of familiar?
We thought she did. After disposing of the two men who were annoying us, we proceeded to repeatedly spit on her face, until we got bored of this, at which point I produced a lightsaber and dispatched her. A hearty bagging later and we were off on our merry way, pleased in the knowledge that we had performed God's work that day.
Last edited by DK; 10-04-2010 at 02:22 AM.
SAY WHAT?! ;_______________;
Thinking about it now, it does somewhat amuse me that we saved random redneck freaks who shot us in the face with shotguns and ponces called Sven and Jasper who were both completely useless, and some Paris Hilton wannabe who made us carry her around in our underwear, but when we saw someone who looks like and is named after one of our friends, we spat all over her then killed her. Well, at least we didn't let her get eaten by zombies.
Originally Posted by DK
Thinking about it now, it does somewhat amuse me that we saved random redneck freaks who shot us in the face with shotguns and ponces called Sven and Jasper who were both completely useless, and some Paris Hilton wannabe who made us carry her around in our underwear, but when we saw someone who looks like and is named after one of our friends, we spat all over her then killed her. Well, at least we didn't let her get eaten by zombies.
Sorry darling
I'm not sure if this is a glitch or whatever but sometimes zombies just appear out of the ceiling. Like I'll be walking and then BOOP zombie comes flying down from the ceiling and lands perfectly on their legs.
Also what's up with survivors never taking the amazing weapons Chuck makes? It's like you could have a bazooka right now and yet you prefer to take my lame ass tomahawk. If they insult me by not accepting my weapon I just kill them with it.
I am going to brutally abuse and murder Jessica on every playthrough everWhat a waste of a sick combo weapon. Hang your head in shame
Speaking of sick Combo weapons, just did some co-op with Paul on his level 50 save where he was near the end of the game trying to go for some achievements. The first thing we did was to save the survivors who give you the combo card for the exsanguinator, the saw blade + vacuum cleaner combo weapon. What followed was one of the most meaningful and beautiful relationships I've ever had. Not only is the special attack probably the most awesome in the game, but my exsanguinator glitched magically. After chewing up a line of zombies queueing up to get wasted, my exsanguinator lost the ability to use its special attack. This was depressing, until I discovered that despite flashing red, it simply would not break. It did not want to break. No matter what happened, it decided to stick with me for the long haul. Give or take a few Queen kills that i had from the couple of times I was surrounded by gas bastards and dropped the exsanguinator and needed to clear the area, I racked up 1000 kills with this one single weapon. It was sheer beauty and glory. The best part was probably in the underground when the zombies were all mindlessly running towards the scientist poofs, as I waded back and forth through the doorway with my invincible hoover of death slaughtering anything that got in my way. There must have been about 200 Queens on screen at one point. I will never forget my beautiful weapon and the time we spent together.
Last edited by DK; 10-05-2010 at 04:09 AM.
Whenever life seems bleak and meaningless I will read this post again and my faith will be restored. It is beautiful.
Also, how many more lives could Chuck (and Frank) save if they didn't just stand there watching a psychopath obviously murdering someone?
Depending on my boss I might have gotten a £15 gift card at work (SPOILER)for being the best damn sales person ever born which would allow me to buy a copy of this game for approximately oooh £7 or so if so then yes, yes I will be getting this game asap.
Steve this game does not cost £22 also no matter how cheap you get it for, you will never make up for the fact that it has now been out for over a week, you might as well try and win the 1981 London Marathon by strolling down The Mall tomorrow afternoon
I don't know if I like the Exsanguinator's or the Porta-Mower's special attack better. They're both just so wonderful.
Evidently you do not have the powers of a staff discount card earning you 30% off the cost of the game but thats ok because you fail hardcore I bet you couldn't even take aSteve this game does not cost £22 also no matter how cheap you get it for, you will never make up for the fact that it has now been out for over a week, you might as well try and win the 1981 London Marathon by strolling down The Mall tomorrow afternoon
As for the 1981 london marathon, I already did win that I won it when I somehow managed to impregnate your mother before either one of us was born. Thus producing the cycle of life where I, I am your father despite being only a couple of months physically older than you. Suck on those balls failure, suck on those.
Yeah, well, Steve may not have Dead Rising 2, but he shagged Huxley's mum.
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