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WHAT WILL YOU CALL YOUR OFFSPRING?
Male:
Ticonderoga Hercules Hobbes
Leon Scott-Kennedy Hobbes (No small-time sons for me :colbert:)
Dexter Marius Prometheus Hobbes
Augustus Judge Hobbes
Luther Meriwether Hobbes
If twins: Castor Remus Hobbes and Pollux Romulus Hobbes
Female to follow~
I SAID WOMAN
Interesting names!
For a boy: Josiah or Noah (Yeah, I'm a sucker for those biblical names..)
" Girl: Sierra
" Hermaphrodite: Morgan
:) Though, a world with mini-me's running around all over the place is a scary thought, indeed..
LOVE the male twin names, Hux.
I posted in Nikki's thread that I had names picked out, so I guess I'm legally bound to post here.
Male:
John Bryan Cooper
Joseph Samuel Cooper
William James Cooper
Female (lots more preparation here):
Amy Jennifer Cooper
Gracie Lynne Cooper
If twins: Selena Amy Cooper and Luna Jennifer Cooper
I like Amy and Jennifer, if you can't tell. ^_^
Is your goal to ensure your kids a life of torment and abuse at the hands of Bob and Billy?Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
I really like the names Vladimir and Leon for boys and the name Sara(h) for a girl.
I do not think of names for offspring because I do not wish that upon myself or them.
Accident One and Accident Two, as I have no desire for kids.
Skye and Cecelia will always be my favorite girl names. :love:
No Idea about a boy though.
I've started a text file so I'll have suggestions on hand in the case of procreation
I haven't done as many boys names xDQuote:
Originally Posted by girls
not all the forms are ones I like, but I included them for whatever reasonQuote:
Originally Posted by boys
I'm torn on the subject of having kids because I hate children, however, I will list names that I like: (omg allie I have a text file, too xD)
Girls:
Abernathy
Adrienne
Eva/Evalia/Evangeline
Isabelle
Mazabelle (Mazzy)
Morgan
Novah/Novinha
Pandorah
Scarlette
Valentine
Zilah/Zillah
Zoey
Boys:
Alexander
Ames/Amos
Basil
Elijah
James
Johannes
Jesse
Noah
Sam
My ideal girl name would be Abernathy Valentine.
Huxley, your names are glorious, but they all sound like names that I name my inanimate objects and/or fish.
I ain't poppin' out no babies.
But I always liked the name Simon for a boy. I don't know why. I think it has something to do with a book I read when I was younger. I'll just name a cat Simon or something.
Usually I have a huge list of names I wanna name my kids, but not lately. I do want kids someday!
GOD DAMN RIGHTQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
SECONDEDQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Gunt for a boy and Madeleine (pronounced LINE not LINN ffs) for a girl.
I so want to have a daughter and name her Athena some day. Because hell yes.
Katelyn is the only name I think I like enough to push the issue. I think it's more important to have a list of names you wouldn't call your children.
For a girl, Amelia, Emma, Cassandra, Skye, Lily...
I haven't considered boys names. Though I like George.
I like the names Faye and Monroe for a girl. I like Benjamin (Ben) for a boy. Middle names will probably be family names.
Girl:
Charlotte
Jessie/Jessica
Erica
Beth
Juliet
Male:
Peter
Jeremy
Vincent
Pandemic
Larry.
I would do my best to introduce well-known EoFFer usernames as given names. Little rubah Leeza and Roogle BoB would be told bedtime stories of their namesakes. Though they'd have to watch out that their older brother Delmurder (called Big D affectionately) don't chase them out of bed with his banstick.
RSL might be a good name for the family dog.
FixdQuote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Snoozer and Snoozer Jr.
Girls
Alexandria
Aliana
Blair
Celestia
Corrinne
Emi
Felicia
Guinevere
Gwen
Iona
Isabelle
Jacinda
Liliana
Lior
Mercedes
Mercury
Nicola
Oscelia
Phaere
Regine
Sylvan
Terra
Veronica
Yve
Zoana
Boys
Ashley
Caetan
Cyrus
Eric
Grant
Ian
Iszak
Jase
Justinian
Kastor
Krayden
Liam
Laurent
Marcellas
Nero
Nicolan
Ryse
Shade
Shannon
Tamon
Tyr
Willem
Zitahn
Some of you people should not breed. Mostly Hux.
My Children:
Boy names:
Calvin Milton
Brian Alan
Girl Names:
Alice Maynard
Penelope Jean
BJ's Children:
Boy names:
Timothy Ice Man
Brian Alan
Girl Names:
Saria Maynard
all other girls marked return to sender
Yeah!
I don't want to have any boys, so I don't spend time thinking about boy names. When I do think about it, Hux brings up horrible ones that make me cry. I do like the male name Emmett though, and yes, I liked it before Twilight. XD
Girl Names -
Emberlynn
Audrey
Autumn
August
Ophelia
Odessa
Paloma
Willow
The unfortunate thing is I only want one child. It makes me tempted to give them 8 names to compensate for the ones I won't be able to use.
I'm on the fence about whether this is the most badass name ever, or the most ridiculous.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Basically what I want to do right now is somehow travel foward in time and de-age myself. I'd become a school bully just so I can mock all of your kids for their bloody stupid names. Because seriously, you guys.
I'm not sure if it's Ice Man or Iceman. Or maybe The Iceman. Timothy Iceman Mat*****ich. Innitials: T.I.M.Quote:
Originally Posted by RantzienI'm on the fence about whether this is the most badass name ever, or the most ridiculous.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
'Crop'
For male or female.
This thread has confirmed to me that some of you should never have children.
Or at least let someone else name them. :D
maybe we should start doing ratings!
Some names I like include:
Boy names
Isak
Johannes
Asker
Kaare
William
Valdemar
Girl names
Selma
Margrethe
Ingeborg
Astrid
Ragnhild
Iben
Ebba
There are more, but I'm too tired to think of them right now.
Boy: Troy
Girl: Deloreese
The thought of having a child freaks me out, so that's as deep as I am prepared to go.
Lol... Well, I don't think some of your names are too crazy. I could just get you guys to name the baby when I have it, because I have no idea on names whatsoever. xD
But yes, um... I do agree some of you should never breed and have children... Especially Bunny... <. <;;
I already told you what to name it! You don't even have to worry about the name.Quote:
I could just get you guys to name the baby when I have it, because I have no idea on names whatsoever.
Hahaha, ohhhkaaaay Bunny, whatever you say, dear. ;D
Is Bunny also the father
That would be horrifying.
Nikki could do better anyway
Lol I like this thread!
Girls:
Calliope
Persephone
Sahara
Sophia
Alexandria
Boys:
Alexander (first and foremost! I have loved that name since I can remember!)
Legion
Evan
Kyle
and that's all I can think of right now xD
Gareth
yeah Gary sounds pretty good
Having your son named Legion is the most bound-for-greatness name since Fayt Leingod.
Girls
Girlboy
Boys
Boygirl
inb4 pikachu
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Male:
Nameron Tyrone Antewan Meneses
Female:
Shaniqua Laquefah Tanisha Shana Meneses
wut. You said you wanted a gay son.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
she's saying gay sons aren't boys. http://global.puccaclub.com/en/data/...mhappyplz3.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Jirowut. You said you wanted a gay son.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye