Baby name time again

[Bunny]

WHAT WILL YOU CALL YOUR OFFSPRING?

Male:
Ticonderoga Hercules Hobbes
Leon Scott-Kennedy Hobbes (No small-time sons for me :colbert:)
Dexter Marius Prometheus Hobbes
Augustus Judge Hobbes
Luther Meriwether Hobbes
If twins: Castor Remus Hobbes and Pollux Romulus Hobbes

Female to follow~

Is your goal to ensure your kids a life of torment and abuse at the hands of Bob and Billy?

I really like the names Vladimir and Leon for boys and the name Sara(h) for a girl.

I do not think of names for offspring because I do not wish that upon myself or them.