Thunderdome IV: Part II - Alf's Spongy Delights: The Comeback Fight

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10-09-2010, 03:22 PM
Psychotic

Thunderdome IV: Part II - Alf's Spongy Delights: The Comeback Fight

Thunderdome is back.

I have already picked my first contestants. After this squabble is settled, an open invitation to EoFFers will be extended so that you may compete to destroy your enemies and win fabulous prizes!

I made a thread about Dead Rising. And while amusing at first, the back-and-forth shenanigans of Iceglow and MILF have grown tiresome to me, as there is no way of resolving their squabble. Until now.

The prize: Bragging rights forever
The forfeit: The loser will bear a coloured custom rank (like Cid's Knight or Recognized Member) of the winner's choosing.

It will be a best of three contest.

Photo Magic:
Contestants must find a photo of the other player, and then do something to it. What do I mean by something? Anything you smurfing want. Photoshop it, add a hilarious caption to it, hell, spank the monkey to it if you want, I don't care. The winner of this round will be voted for by EoFFers.

Halo Duel:
Our contestants both believe they are better than the other at Halo. This will be settled on Halo Reach in a best of three contest:
- 1 v 1 SWAT Duel on Sword Base.
- A lumberjack match. Essentially, our two contestants will be put into a little hole in the ground and given some very :bou::bou::bou::bou: weaponry. All willing spectators (all EoFFers are invited!) will then stand around the top and fire endlessly at our two warriors with high powered weaponry. The winner is the one who manages to kill his foe the most...if they are able to before they are both brutally slaughtered.
- A race! Naturally this will be no ordinary race, and all EoFFers are again invited to provide...hazards...shall we say.

Screenshots and amusing commentary will be posted to this thread, so that those who aren't there don't miss out!

Your Mother.
There has been a lot of discussion about mothers in my precious Dead Rising thread. Thus the final round will be simple: Whoever comes up with the best burn/beatdown/smack talk about the other's mother (one entry per contestant) will take the prize. As voted for by the people of EoFF.

Two men enter, one man leaves.

I'm my own MILF. Iceglow.

Go.
10-09-2010, 03:45 PM
Rye

Don't you dare lose, Huxley, or else I'll be sacrified to the other party and then I'll have to give eyes to Iceglow forever!
10-09-2010, 04:26 PM
Marshall Banana

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m.../kumawarai.gif
10-09-2010, 05:48 PM
Clo

Why did you guys ever NOT have this?!
10-09-2010, 07:37 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Set a date and time for the Halo shenanigans and I'm there. I will rain down hurt on them.
10-09-2010, 08:07 PM
G13

Oh my god that sounds smurfing awesome!
10-09-2010, 10:39 PM
Madonna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clo

Why did you guys ever NOT have this?!

Effort.
10-09-2010, 11:46 PM
Rodarian

Hmmmmm I kinda want Steve to win..... But he's too (lazy) to pull any cool....So I may put my hedges on Hux.....
10-10-2010, 05:10 AM
Iceglow

What is this? Do I dare believe my very dear eyes? Do I see doubt amongst the faces of my glorious people of EoFF land? Do you fear my chronic lazy-ness will leave me lacking in the field of battle do you think for one iota of a second I would let the extremely psychotic fire of Paul bring me down I would defeat Huxley on any given sunday in any given field! For the end of times this will be known as the day when the milf got smurfed, when the Hux got Huxed...I know not fear, I know not defeat there is only blood and glory in the name of victory. Honour must go avenged, bragging rights are to be had this is not just any contest, this is thunderdome! This is not just any contestants....This is the slimy ball sucking gator smurfer I am my own MILF against me Iceglow champion of the insult veteran of the flame wars! You want me to bring the pain then let the pain commence! I will not only crush the slimeball Huxley in to the dirt I will leave him destitute and in tears, I will tear his anus so wide he wished he got done by Rye with a strap-on, it will seem a blessing compared to the planet I intend to shove up there.

In the shortest possible terms....

BRING IT ON!
10-10-2010, 10:09 AM
G13

I think Steve's going to be too winded after that spiel to put up a good enough fight.
10-10-2010, 10:16 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I think Steve is too much bark, not enough bite.
10-10-2010, 11:49 AM
Psychotic

I don't know you guys, at least he's here and ready to slam some ass. Which is more than can be said for his opponent, who will be renamed to George Galloway's Personal Boytaur if he refuses to compete! ;)
10-10-2010, 12:09 PM
G13

Psh! My man Hux don't back down from a challenge. He's training, Eye of the Tiger style. Any minute now his montage is going to end and this fight will be as good as done.
10-10-2010, 01:00 PM
Rodarian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I don't know you guys, at least he's here and ready to slam some ass.

:onoes:

I have a policy...."Exit Only"
10-10-2010, 01:03 PM
Rye

BOYTAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10-10-2010, 01:26 PM
Jiro

Master Huxley will end you, Steve.
10-10-2010, 05:20 PM
Iceglow

Huxley will end my not having gotten my balls sucked lately run and thats the only thing guys.
10-10-2010, 07:24 PM
NorthernChaosGod

:onoes:

Wtf is Hux? :colbert:
10-10-2010, 08:04 PM
Old Manus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I made a thread about Dead Rising.

Just when I thought EoFF had just about become too sensitive to allow any type of good old fashioned verbal sparring (or indeed any post without a compliment), this happens. I love you guys and expect more of the same.
10-12-2010, 12:58 PM
Jiro

Actually reading the thread gave me a good laugh. I think we could even make our own Thunderdome variant with the four of them in there, duking it out.
10-12-2010, 06:05 PM
Alive-Cat

Someone tell me which side to support. Go.
10-12-2010, 06:10 PM
escobert

what if you don't want to support either side because English people are evil?
10-12-2010, 06:23 PM
Alive-Cat

To clarify your point; I'm English and I'm evil. It's true. :)
10-15-2010, 05:13 AM
G13

For all the hype this is pretty :bou::bou::bou::bou:. :colbert:
10-15-2010, 06:45 AM
Alive-Cat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

For all the hype this is pretty :bou::bou::bou::bou:. :colbert:

That's just what they want you to think. They let it die down, let you think that for all the hype this is pretty :bou::bou::bou::bou:. :colbert:, but in actual fact the single most luxurious peppermint bath is awaiting you just round the corner. Ready to zest up your life in a micro-second. Will you ever be the same again? Only time and towels will tell. The horizon is waiting for you, Guardian XIII. Think FUTURE.
10-15-2010, 07:09 AM
Yar

I remember the one time I beat Bunny in Thunderdome.

It was the greatest feeling ever
10-15-2010, 07:55 AM
TyphoonThaReapa

Where's the blood dammit?!
10-15-2010, 08:13 AM
Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yar

I remember the one time I beat Bunny in Thunderdome.

It was the greatest feeling ever

Did I even try? I don't even remember this.
10-15-2010, 08:20 AM
NorthernChaosGod

This :bou::bou::bou::bou: is balls. I say Eric and I Thunderdome it on Reach instead.
10-15-2010, 11:55 AM
G13

You pay for the Gold and I'll pay you back by bringing home the gold.
10-15-2010, 04:26 PM
NorthernChaosGod

How else are you going to activate the card? :confused:
10-15-2010, 05:10 PM
Psychotic

Yeah Steve and Huxley are afraid of each other it is quite sad :(
10-15-2010, 05:18 PM
Alive-Cat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Yeah Steve and Huxley are afraid of each other it is quite sad :(

And I'm scared of you, is that sad? :whimper:
10-15-2010, 05:22 PM
Psychotic

Not so much, I'm scared of me too.
10-15-2010, 06:29 PM
NorthernChaosGod

That's because you're insane.
10-15-2010, 06:40 PM
Psychotic

What gave it away? Is it the user name? It's the user name, isn't it?
10-15-2010, 07:19 PM
Clo

I'm not afraid of any of you. Because this is the internet. It's not like any of you can punch me in the face.
10-15-2010, 08:10 PM
Raistlin

Not immediately. But I know where you live.
10-15-2010, 09:49 PM
Pheesh

This isn't Thunderdome D:
10-15-2010, 10:00 PM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by eternal essence

This isn't Thunderdome D:

Thunderdone?

THIS

IS

SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*Sparta kick*

Anyway yeah honestly cba with this malarkey sorry guize :shobon:
10-15-2010, 10:23 PM
Iceglow

Afraid they say? Afraid to face MILF? AFRAID TO FACE HUXLEY!!!!

They have got to be :bou::bou::bou::bou:ting me! Seriously afraid? I'm a man of honour inside the dome, I gave him his chance to show up to even strike first if he chose to do so, not that the blow would have been much it is after all Huxley. This...This will never do!

And so the broadside commences, bombardment of the target zone in effect, saturation...total!

(SPOILER)Note the image below is too huge, too crude and ultimately too offensive for eoff servers. Therefore I advise caution if like Huxley you are a gator smurfing pussy!

BOMBARDMENT COMPLETE!
10-15-2010, 10:28 PM
Bunny

After reading that image I have come to the conclusion that Iceglow has a rather odd fascination with cocks, specifically MILF's. Also MILF's MILF.
10-15-2010, 10:40 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

What gave it away? Is it the user name? It's the user name, isn't it?

No, it's because you're a walrus.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

After reading that image I have come to the conclusion that Iceglow has a rather odd fascination with cocks, specifically MILF's. Also MILF's MILF.

Agreed.
10-16-2010, 03:13 AM
G13

Hmm... refusal to Thunderdome. Will he bear the burden of eternal shame or will he shrug it off and shag his hot girlfriend?

One thing's for sure, we did not go without some entertainment. Steve made a total ass of himself. He quoted Linkin Park lyrics for Chrissakes!
10-16-2010, 03:53 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Doesn't Rye belong to Steve if Hux doesn't win?
10-16-2010, 04:06 AM
G13

I don't recall that being one of the stipulations. I also don't see Rye agreeing to that.

And in that sense, I feel that Huxley has already won. Hang your head in shame, planet Earth.
10-16-2010, 04:09 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

Don't you dare lose, Huxley, or else I'll be sacrified to the other party and then I'll have to give eyes to Iceglow forever!

So is Hux giving up Rye?? :eek:
10-16-2010, 07:38 AM
TyphoonThaReapa

...Psy, I should bitch slap you for making me look forward to a good fight son...
10-16-2010, 07:54 AM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Hmm... refusal to Thunderdome. Will he bear the burden of eternal shame or will he shrug it off and shag his hot girlfriend?

No he won't at least not right now, she's in NY he's not.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

One thing's for sure, we did not go without some entertainment. Steve made a total ass of himself. He quoted Linkin Park lyrics for Chrissakes!

I'm going to outright state right now: What the hell is wrong with quoting a lyric from the Hybrid Theory album? Hybrid Theory one of the best selling albums of the last decade was fantastic. Lyrically it might not be the most strong of the Linkin Park albums but sound wise the sound of the album is indelibly etched across the 2000 - 2003 era. There is nothing wrong with liking this album, in fact I would go so far as to argue that theres something more wrong with not liking it.

Also Bunny, I have a huge obsession with Huxley's mother, she's the best you'll ever get to experience. However my obsession as you put it with Huxley's penis is only that it is attached to a yellow bellied coward who wouldn't even stand up in thunderdome to face it. Took him a week to come in and basically say he was too pussy to fight it.
10-16-2010, 08:56 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Them's fighin' words.
10-17-2010, 12:55 AM
Psychotic

Iceglow wins, Huxley is a failure until he dies! How disappointing it did not go the distance.

So, anyone willing to compete in Part II? And actually compete? Do we have any volunteers?
10-17-2010, 02:05 AM
G13

This is Thunderdome! No one volunteers. You force them to compete!
10-17-2010, 02:09 AM
Psychotic

It's more to make the people who are whining about how it sucked and it's all my fault to put their e-money where their e-mouths are.

C'mon out, bi'chessss.
10-17-2010, 02:09 AM
Marshall Banana

Twin Stars Tetris, please!
10-17-2010, 02:19 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

It's more to make the people who are whining about how it sucked and it's all my fault to put their e-money where their e-mouths are.

C'mon out, bi'chessss.

Buy Eric a month of Gold and I'll fight his ass.
10-17-2010, 02:24 AM
Bunny

NCG vs G13

Do it up.
10-17-2010, 02:29 AM
Psychotic

Reach comes with a 48-hour gold trial code. Give him yours. (I think I lost mine :shobon:)
10-17-2010, 02:39 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Lost yours my ass, this is your event, you provide the means.
10-17-2010, 02:40 AM
Marshall Banana

I have such nice memories of Thunderdome III, by the way. :mymelrelaxed:
10-17-2010, 03:07 AM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Lost yours my ass, this is your event, you provide the means.

We have our first volunsmurfingteer. I'll be sure to come up with a good profile rape for you, I do know how much you enjoy them that you cry to my fellow admins about me every time I do it. :greenie:

So, we have our loser, who wants to volunteer to be our Part II winner/s?
10-17-2010, 03:18 AM
Marshall Banana

Me, papa! MEEE!
10-17-2010, 03:25 AM
Psychotic

You're up sport! I can be one of those football dads, cheering on from the sidelines and living through you. :')

Anyone else want to kick NCG's ass?
10-17-2010, 03:31 AM
G13

Right here, chief. I'll buy my own Gold anyhow should this make its way to the field of Halo.
10-17-2010, 03:35 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Lol, I have to beat these two in Halo? Bring it. /smug
10-17-2010, 03:37 AM
Marshall Banana

I don't play Halo. You have to beat me at Twin Stars Tetris instead!

Kind of like...I'm the true last boss or something!
10-17-2010, 03:43 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I see your post, then I see your avatar, and I just go "D'awwwwwww" all over the place.
10-17-2010, 03:47 AM
Psychotic

Yeah I never said anything about Halo for Part II. The Halo thing for Part I was 'cause Huxley and Steve always have words with each other about who is the best. And 'cause I wanted to put them in a pit and shoot at them a bunch :shobon:
10-17-2010, 03:49 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Yeah, but I volunteered Eric and myself for Halo, dick.
10-17-2010, 03:53 AM
G13

I guess you're just going to have to be alright with me kicking your ass in a different way then.
10-17-2010, 03:54 AM
Psychotic

Don't give a smurf what you volunteered yourself for, sweetheart.

THIS IS THUNDERDOME.

besides if you want some bonus Halo round with forfeits and whatnot, you can have one.
10-17-2010, 06:05 AM
Madonna

Four people, Dominion.
10-17-2010, 06:13 AM
Marshall Banana

Dominion!!!
10-17-2010, 08:33 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Wtf is Dominion?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

I guess you're just going to have to be alright with me kicking your ass in a different way then.

The only thing you can kick my ass in is licking ass.
10-17-2010, 08:53 PM
G13

Says the man who's brown eye level.

Also, smurf dominion. I forfeit if that's the route this is taking.
10-18-2010, 03:36 PM
Psychotic

Well, nobody else has stepped forward. Round 1 it is then!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marshall Banana

Twin Stars Tetris, please!

Take a screenshot of your highest score in this game and post it here! I think you guys are cool enough not to fake it.
10-23-2010, 01:20 PM
Marshall Banana

I forgot about this!
10-24-2010, 03:24 AM
G13

Me too.

(SPOILER)http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...tos/tetris.jpg

Also, you've gotten me hooked on this game, Monda. :monster: