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If you got enough sack.
Favorite brand of scotch?
What sort of man could tame you?
Will you teach me your ways?
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
what does BAMF mean?
It's the sound she makes when she teleports, gawd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirage
*slap* Be specific. Single Malt or Blended?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
http://geektyrant.com/storage/post-i...=1283116867564Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
Read this: Georges St-Pierre - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaQuote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
Then this: Anne Bonny - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Then call me.
Just like me, they long to be close to you (BAMFs can get down with Karen mother smurfing Carpenter)Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Bad Ass Mother smurfer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirage
*snip*
I AM UNSURE AND FRIGHTENED OF HOW TO APPROACH YOUR PROPOSITION. CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO BE A MORE CONFIDENT NEOCRACKER?
Just be yourself, NeoCracker. Just keep on being yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
The snipping makes that kind of difficult. :cry:
What's the most ass you've ever kicked?
Oh, so it's almost the same as a BAMS then.
What is the most mothersmuferish thing you've done lately?
If you were to kick one staff member's ass, who would it be?
Are you BAMF enough to ignore a double post?
foa, have I got enough sack?
This one time on the last season of The Ultimate Fighter, GSP was studying some kind of martial arts on Mount Everest and Josh Koscheck was texting on three blackberries at one time. The guys in the house were bored so I decided to have a free for all match. It took me 3 minutes and 48 seconds to get all the submissions. I would've done it in 3 minutes flat but one dude started to cry and I had to ease up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
Ate a pinecone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirage
BoB's.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
What double post?
Yes ma'am, yes you do. I expect you to show up for BAMF training at sometimeamsharp tomorrow.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
As soon as I saw Laddy's thread I knew there was going to be a handful of spinoffs.
When are you going to foxy box me?
Are you bad ass enough to film and post a video of you and Shlup foxy boxing?
I don't want to hurt your pretty face. Or your pretty anything else :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
See above.Quote:
Originally Posted by eternal essence
Do you like hot dogs?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Yep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Not enough BAMFitude in your bladder. You can come to training with allie.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
I refuse to answer all these questions cuz I'm a BAMF :bigsmile:
bruce willis is my dad
unfortunately i take after my mother
demi moore
But knockouts are way more badass than submissions :(.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalonThis one time on the last season of The Ultimate Fighter, GSP was studying some kind of martial arts on Mount Everest and Josh Koscheck was texting on three blackberries at one time. The guys in the house were bored so I decided to have a free for all match. It took me 3 minutes and 48 seconds to get all the submissions. I would've done it in 3 minutes flat but one dude started to cry and I had to ease up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
Did you edit my post or did rubarb?
If you were a guy and was asked to make a baby with one of the single ladies of eyes on..Who would it be
Oh and will you have a spin with me around the merry-go-round.:spin:
How near to you can I go before I catch on fire due to the BAMF rays you give off?
who is your favorite asian eoffer?
If you could play in any Quentin Tarantino film, what would it be and why?
Both! :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon*slap* Be specific. Single Malt or Blended?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Would you make out with me?
You don't answer, you ask!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert
She's pretty good looking, though. Can you give me your daddy's phone number?Quote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
I didn't want them all to cry.Quote:
Originally Posted by MirageBut knockouts are way more badass than submissions :(.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalonThis one time on the last season of The Ultimate Fighter, GSP was studying some kind of martial arts on Mount Everest and Josh Koscheck was texting on three blackberries at one time. The guys in the house were bored so I decided to have a free for all match. It took me 3 minutes and 48 seconds to get all the submissions. I would've done it in 3 minutes flat but one dude started to cry and I had to ease up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
This has nothing to do with BAMFery.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
It would be Allie because between us that baby would be so smurfing smart.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rodarian
They're making suits now, so I can hang out with people more often.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
Too many good ones to choose from!Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
Kill Bill vol. 2. I would probably have to be B.B. though :aimmad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Single Malt: I really haven't had much single malt scotch. I had Glenlivet once and it was alright. Blended: Johnnie Walker Black LabelQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodBoth! :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon*slap* Be specific. Single Malt or Blended?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Depends on how Dilcio would feel about that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
I approve of the Johnnie Walker. Do you have any desire to try Blue Label? I do.
If you get your hands on Blue label, your ass had better invite me to come play.
please don't tell me you prefer that awful Johnny Walker crap over some good ol' Jack
I can enjoy scotch but in my heart I am a bourbon girl. I like Jack too, don't get me wrong.
I most definitely will. Will you lecture me on your badass ways while we drink? Can we smoke cigars?Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Will you kick my ass if you don't get your Christmas card in time for Christmas? :(
Lecturing is not BAMF. I will give you some protips though. And I might try to smoke a cigar, if the entire thing doesn't fall to ash as soon as it meets my lips like so many, many other things in my life.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI most definitely will. Will you lecture me on your badass ways while we drink? Can we smoke cigars?Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Not at all, because I am pretty sure all of mine are gonna be late.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
smurfing hell why am i spamming when i can't even see my damned post count son of a two legged horse with aids do you think you should put down a goat that somehow goat herpes wtf?
the title says ask a BAMF and well, I am a BAMF and I refuse to answer!Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalonYou don't answer, you ask!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert
foa how do I be a BAMF like you?
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by あるはずのないピカチュウ
http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=131748Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
I tried that jumping over babies with a skateboard thing, didn't jump as far as I'd hoped :(
I punched a baby. Does that count?
Did you have salsa later?Quote:
Originally Posted by kotora
Liars are not BAMF.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin