I never thought I'd ask a lady if she'd like some Diet Cock, but well... :greenie:
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I never thought I'd ask a lady if she'd like some Diet Cock, but well... :greenie:
Freudian slip anecdotes go
Hahaha xD Justin is a closet hetero.
I know I've had a few, but I can't recall any at the moment. I'll return if I do!
Diet cock makes it sound like your penis is really small :(
I can't remember the last time i had a freudian slip. Not unintentionally anyway.
omg how do I tell this to my family :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
wait pg is confused again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lusty Justyomg how do I tell this to my family :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
Today we ran into a friend of Mogi's at the mall and instead of saying "splurged" he said to his friend "today we splooged on some french toast at Denny's"
I combine words when talking and even typing a lot. I think I just get ahead of myself and mash up the first half of one word and the second half of another. :|
That's all I can think of at the moment.
My Freudian slips aren't slips.
I was lying down on a couch once, and my friend who was for some reason lying down on the upper rim of the couch slipped and fell on top of me--my bits and pieces aligned perfectly with his whatchimacallits. I from that point onward called it a literal Freudian slip!
I said "put in" instead of "put on" one time. Sounds harmless out of context, but in context it was dirty as smurf.
I make a fair few a day, but then again I got sex on the brain 24/7 so why not.
I remember when I was in first grade we had a substitute teacher that screamed to us ":bou::bou::bou::bou: IN YOUR SEATS!". We all got a pretty good laugh, being seven and all.
God, I must do this every time I write something down.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Especially if the end of the first word is similar to the start of the second word...
Like the end becoming thend. Damn hands not thinking!
That's exactly what I'm talking about, I think I've even made that mistake a couple of times pretty recently.
When teaching math, I have said "sex" instead of "six" twice. But I moved right along and no one seemed to notice.
I can almost never type "disk" without typing "dick" like three times.
I was going to say that we all know what you have on the brain now, but I think that's a moot point.
Write disc instead then.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
EDIT: on second thought you'll probably end up writing dicks and multiple is worse than one
Worse? Or better?
actually if yu have multuple you could actulaly put a threesssome to good use. i mean gxg is good but if you could do them both then you'e good
Freudian slips? Isn't that when you say one thing, but you mean your mother?
I've done this a number of times but I can't think of any recent ones, on the other hand I have a hard time keeping things I think in thought form sometimes. Especially if it's a sudden insulting thought. :greenie:
Sort of. A Freudian slip is where you mean to say one thing, but say another thing on accident, and the thing you actually say reveals a secret or some repressed memories.Quote:
Originally Posted by freyathedark
I've had a lot of Freudian spills.
Yeah, it doesn't matter if I'm spelling disk or disc; either way I just wind up with a bunch of dicks.Quote:
Originally Posted by JiroWrite disc instead then.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
EDIT: on second thought you'll probably end up writing dicks and multiple is worse than one
[S]he was making a joke, punkin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lusty JustySort of. A Freudian slip is where you mean to say one thing, but say another thing on accident, and the thing you actually say reveals a secret or some repressed memories.Quote:
Originally Posted by freyathedark
haha oops. not like i can read or anything
*grin* I actually knew that. My line is an old quote from something I can't even remember. Guess I should have phrased it differently XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Lusty JustySort of. A Freudian slip is where you mean to say one thing, but say another thing on accident, and the thing you actually say reveals a secret or some repressed memories.Quote:
Originally Posted by freyathedark
And I fail at reading to the end of the page, so we're even XD