I hold in my hand the recipe for the world's most perfect chocolate chip cookie. What are you willing to do to get this information?
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I hold in my hand the recipe for the world's most perfect chocolate chip cookie. What are you willing to do to get this information?
I will go down on you with the fury of a thousand homos.
I thought I made the best chocolate chip cookies. You deck.
I lied.:aimkiss:
Make a post on a Final Fantasy forum.
Bunny wins.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ewookie
I will kill any man, woman, child or otherwise that stands in my way of a good cookie.
So what will you do if you go down on Eric and he doesn't give up the cookie recipe?
See, if I didn't like him, I'd just kill him and take it.
smurf smurf smurf!
But seriously give it up you're being a tease.
And now I'm disappointed, because when I saw the thread title I immediately jumped to Klondike bar.
Only to find it is about chocolate chip cookies, which I can already make perfectly, and which was a tease anyway. So sad.
The question you should be asking yourself is, "Do you want to know what I [TSoL] 'd do for it?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Mandalore the Guardian
I would give you a Klondike bar.
Challenge you to a cookie bake off, because I make some cookies that will elegantly dance on your tongue in a waltz of chocolaty deliciousness. :cookie:
So what, I make the most perfect linguini ever. also the best potato casserole.
Yeah, but who cares about that stuff?
How could you possibly make the perfect chocolate chip cookie when I'm the only one with the recipe?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skyblade
I already know what you would do though.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of LeviathanThe question you should be asking yourself is, "Do you want to know what I [TSoL] 'd do for it?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Mandalore the Guardian
I won't kick your ass.
Alternatively I'll trade you for the most perfectly perfect brownie recipe.
More like what am I going to do if you don't give me the recipe?
You think you do, but you're highly mistaken...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mandalore the GuardianI already know what you would do though.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of LeviathanThe question you should be asking yourself is, "Do you want to know what I [TSoL] 'd do for it?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Mandalore the Guardian
Rip a fingernail out for each minute of your life you withold it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mandalore the Guardian
nothing!
I refuse to take it, for fear that any future cookie I have in the future would seem hollow and worthless compared to yours. And I don't have the time to make cookies every day.
I called your grandma, she gave me the recipe, they taste like :bou: :bou: :bou: :bou:
You little :bou::bou::bou::bou:! That's blasphemy and a bannable offense! :nonono:
Oh... *swoon*Quote:
Originally Posted by CuchulainnRip a fingernail out for each minute of your life you withold it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mandalore the Guardian
I did the same, horribly disappointing really. I mean really, pig waste for the chocolate chips? You don't even want to know what the dough is made out of. :barf:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cacnea
Unless your recipe has browned butter and a tiny sprinkle of fleur de Sel, I'm pretty sure I have you beat in the chocolate chip cookie category.
I spent 4 hours making cookies today. They are so good. My cookies:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...chipcookie.jpg
Del Murder has already eaten like, 3. But that's just because he is in fact a cookie monster. :monster:
No, I'm sorry Miriel but those look disgusting. Del must have washed them down with a lot of milk. Frankly, I'm shocked that you would post such an unappetizing picture. I...
Who am I kidding, those look heavenly. The picture alone has moved me to tears. :crying2:
Lol, nice. I'd like to see a better picture than that, Eric. :hattip:
Eric, as a friend, I can't let you provoke me. So hand over the cookie recipe before something horrible happens to you :smug:
The only way to take a better picture than Miriel's is to take one of her cookies, break it in half while fresh out of the oven and have a chip broken along the break so there is a string of chocolate between the two pieces.
Or just have a picture of someone hot eating one.Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaur
That... what? Just no. It doesn't work! Someone hot is not always the answer, Julian!
It is if they are made of cookie dough!
Of course it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
If the cookies are too hot then if the bite you take has too much chocolate in it you can burn your mouth or throat on it, and that is really annoying and painful. :(
I agree, but someone hot modeling for the cookies would fix that.
I will trade you for the perfect jelly (jello) recipe.... made of dittos.
http://i833.photobucket.com/albums/z...s/Facepalm.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodOf course it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
Reverse facepalm? :confused:
Perhaps, that or one of the most outrageous facepalms I've ever seen. I love it either way :bigsmile:
wht i would do? not much.. i dont like chocolate chips
:stare: What in the name of all that is holy is wrong with your taste buds.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaibana
:O maybe i got dropped on my head when i was a baby
That's probably it, you should get that checked out ;)
Somebody use a holy war on shaibanaQuote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will:stare: What in the name of all that is holy is wrong with your taste buds.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaibana