What is your methodology for wiping in the restroom? Kinda personal but it's not something you usually hear about. Are you clean, ensuring your entire bottom is pristine? *snip*Discuss.
I'm pretty clean.
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What is your methodology for wiping in the restroom? Kinda personal but it's not something you usually hear about. Are you clean, ensuring your entire bottom is pristine? *snip*Discuss.
I'm pretty clean.
Rats don't spread the plague, fleas do. :p
I use toilet paper, then wash hands with soap.
why the heck do you have pokemon theme in your ID?Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaur
1) I like pokémon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegeewhy the heck do you have pokemon theme in your ID?Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaur
II) Poké Party pride.
C) There is no reason "C"
π) Too lazy to make a new sig for a while longer
Also to get é the code is alt + 130 on number pad. :p
I own a bidet.
solve for x
pi - x = 3
remember pi is a constant so if you put like terms in the same side you have to simplify
x = 7
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Originally Posted by Peegee
Easy
x = π - 3
x = apple
I am pretty clean! I don't like to smell like poop.
I do what normal clean people do?
Fleas that were on rats.Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaur
Rats that ate human faeces
My methodology?
Well. First I make myself comfortable on the seat. Then I take a huge amount of toilet paper and then apply it to my butt. I do this 5-6 times, until there will be no traces of :bou::bou::bou::bou: on the paper. After that I wash it with soap on the bidet. Finally I take a towel and dry it up. The End.
Normal? How would you know what normal is? Do you watch other people while they're in the bathroom?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I just wipe until no more poop comes on the paper
We don't have bidets 'cause this is Amurcah! So I start with damp toilet paper and when that shows no more signs of fecal material I move to dry. Seems to work.
This is a weird thread.
I chuck a few squares in the water before I sit down to reduce splashback. I am a folder. As for wiping, I go by the age-old rule "If it's white, you're all right. If it's brown, don't flush it down"
omg that's so racistQuote:
Originally Posted by Mo-Nercy
Who the heck something white coming out of your butt? Go to the hospital!
EDIT: oh wait I geddit. White toilet paper. xD
I just wipe until I'm clean :confused:
Baby wipes FTW.
I scruch and wipe, if I see blood then I blot rather than wipe.
I don't have a number pad helpQuote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaur
this doesn't make sense, please explainQuote:
"If it's white, you're all right. If it's brown, don't flush it down"
bl-blood?! SO UNNATURAL.Quote:
if I see blood
I cannot disguise,Quote:
Who the heck something white coming out of your butt? Go to the hospital!
all the stomach pains
and the walking of the canes
when you, do come out
and you whisper up to me
in your life of tragedy
But I cannot grow
till you eat the last of me
oh when will I be free
and you, a parasite
just find another host
just another fool to roast
cause you!
My tapeworm tells me what to do
You!
My tapeworm tells me where to go
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
I cannot deny
all the evil traits
and the filling of the crates
when you, do come out
and you slither up to me
in your pimpin majesty
But I cannot grow
till you eat the last of me
oh when will I be free
and you, a parasite
just find another host
just another stool to post
cause you, my tapeworm tells me what to do
you!
my tapeworm tells me where to go
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of me...
I'm sitting in my room
with a needle in my hand
just waiting for the tomb
of some old dying man
sitting in my room
with a needle in my hand
just waiting for the tomb
of some old dying man
You!
My tapeworm tells me what to do
You!
My tapeworm tells me where to go
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY
You use a Mac right rubah? If so it's Option + E then E. :p
I obtain my desired cleanliness without any special acrobatics or math. It's worked so far, all's good. It feels nice to be asked every once in a while. I feel treated.
x = pi - 3
solve for x
I am making an educated guess based on the responses in this thread and common preconception of what normal people do.Quote:
Originally Posted by TimekeeperNormal? How would you know what normal is? Do you watch other people while they're in the bathroom?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I just want to come up with a good snarky comeback, but I aint' got none.Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaur
I'll go check your momma's face
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
π - 3. Since π is irrational you can not simplify it any further. Rational numbers and irrational numbers are not like terms. :p
Thank you for justifying why I rarely venture into General Chat. :ty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoeberto
And what a time for you to wander in. This is about as good as it gets up here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolf KannoThank you for justifying why I rarely venture into General Chat. :ty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoeberto
edit: down here, I should say now, actually.
That has the double meaning, considering we are discussing :bou::bou::bou::bou: and related activities.
Or as chat might term it, "defecation and amusement".
I don't wipe because I don't poop and therefore haven't a need to.