Your mother.

:colbert:

What's your favorite response to nonsensical questions?

Cause its caturday
heyo
toast
any word consisting of 5 or more sylables (yeh eye misteplt it, wannu fyt aboot it?)
*punch to the face*
*cold glare* (this is what happens the most, and apparently it scares people, I made a girl cry one time by doing this after she said a racist remark.)

If someone asks what something is, or where something is I always respond with a good ol' aggressive non sequiter.

Example:

"Hey, what time is it?"

"If it was up your ass, you'd know what time it was!"

No one laughs but me, and really, that's the best type of humor there is.

online?

asl

offline?

o_o

"Hey Agrias, wanna go get the thing with the stuff at the place?"
"Are you telling me what to do?"
"......"

I emit a high pitched noise until they go away.

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Originally Posted by Bunny

I emit a high pitched noise until they go away.

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Lol, best answer yet.

I also respond with "your mother" a lot.

"Because the sky is blue"

:stare: O K

That's what she said.

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Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke

That's what she said.

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Stole my answer.

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Originally Posted by The Man

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Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke

That's what she said.

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Stole my answer.

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I use that one a lot as well xD or Quagmire from Family Guy's "Giggity"

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I emit a high pitched noise until they go away.

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You're taking advice from Allie Brosh's dog?

I'd advise against the eating vomit thing.

In my experience, if food tastes good the first time and okay coming up, it will probably taste even better the third time.

Awesome + Okay = More Awesomer.

That's science.

Something like 'get' said loudly (short for get out).

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In my experience, if food tastes good the first time and okay coming up, it will probably taste even better the third time.

Awesome + Okay = More Awesomer.

That's science.

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I subscribe to Bunny Science. Everything's better with Bunny!

I'll generally start insulting people's mother or otherwise imply that sexual occurrences have happened with your mother. Unless of course you are Quin. For if you are Quin it is not your mother but your hot sister what interests me oooh Evelyn! :love:

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I'll generally start insulting people's mother or otherwise imply that sexual occurrences have happened with your mother. Unless of course you are Quin. For if you are Quin it is not your mother but your hot sister what interests me oooh Evelyn! :love:

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Arthur's sister is attractive? Ooooh a way into the family! :cool:

Quin's name is Arthur? :o

I prefer your dad. He's much more of a gentleman.

I like "That's what she said" and "hahahaNO o_o".

B, you mad.

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Originally Posted by eternal essence

"hahahaNO o_o".

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Yeah I love this one too xD

I prefer 'Your face', personally. This would never work if I was talking to o_O, though.

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Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

I prefer your dad. He's much more of a gentleman.

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Beat me too it :lol:

Why respond with words when you can Falcon Punch?

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

I prefer 'Your face', personally. This would never work if I was talking to o_O, though.

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Then it would become GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT :argh:

Talking, not typing. :) Every time I would say "Your face." He'd say "Yes, yes I am." >=(

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Quin's name is Arthur? :o

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Indeed :grover:

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

Why respond with words when you can Falcon Punch?

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My favorite so far :D