Did you hear there's a wedding?

Before I begin, let me set up a disclaimer: Try not to be too creepy here. You know who you are, Creepy McCreepsters.

Now, if you could marry one EoFFer (sorry, no polygamy here), who would it be? Give a reason too, if you like. Again, refer to the disclaimer: don't be a creep.

As for me? Well
Oh GoBo can't you see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you GoBo you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come GoBo do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery. :shobon:

It's a secret! I'm not telling! You'll never figure it out!

After plenty of consideration, I have decided on Lola Cat. Because, well... mrrowww =^w^=

Dunno, who's the richest person most likely to cheat on me?

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Try not to be too creepy here.

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I thought I had better try, you know?

:shifty:

JIRO! Take me you wild stallion!

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Where will the honeymoon be? There are so many choices!

Costa del sol?
Jidoor?
Zozo?
Gold Saucer?
Lix?
The Honeybee inn? :bigsmile:
Bevelle?
Bodhum? (Beware of PSICOM, you may be purged :()
The Rift?
Narshe?
Dollet?
Lindblum?
Chocobo's Air Garden?
Melmond?
Fynn?
Kaipo?
The Floating continent from FF III?
ed's technicolor nightmare?

Any public restroom will do.

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

Any public restroom will do.

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:bigsmile:

Let's go to a cottage

I would marry myself, for there is no sweeter a fruit.

What if you just want to marry certain parts of their anatomy? Like a kidney?

I pick foa, because she is a badass.

I can't decide. But in any of my choices, we'd have to take NCG on the honeymoon and put him in a convenient box that we can open whenever we were in need of comic relief. :D

You, Jiro. You're legal, but on the edge of jailbait, just how grandpa likes it.

Oh, we're supposed to not be creepy. I don't know, someone with a cool last name so I can have it.

rubah, of course.

I am already married to Christmas... just like so many other people around here... so... Christmas.

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Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will

I can't decide. But in any of my choices, we'd have to take NCG on the honeymoon and put him in a convenient box that we can open whenever we were in need of comic relief. :D

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Only NCG puts NCG in boxes. :jokey:

Rod. His name is Rod, for cryin' out loud. I'm already on board. <3

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will

I can't decide. But in any of my choices, we'd have to take NCG on the honeymoon and put him in a convenient box that we can open whenever we were in need of comic relief. :D

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Only NCG puts NCG in boxes. :jokey:

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Oh really I thought me and Paul did a pretty smurfing good job of that too! Then again we also put you in boxes so we could shoot you for comic relief, Hey Will maybe you ought to try it sometime!

I don't know who I'd marry, I thought I pretty much all but in name was married already to Paul!

A cage is not a vagina.

Are you allowed to marry yourself? If so, eestlinc.

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

Are you allowed to marry yourself? If so, eestlinc.

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Only if Quina is your witness.

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Originally Posted by Iceglow

Oh really I thought me and Paul did a pretty smurfing good job of that too! Then again we also put you in boxes so we could shoot you for comic relief, Hey Will maybe you ought to try it sometime!

I don't know who I'd marry, I thought I pretty much all but in name was married already to Paul!

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Aw did you guys give him the same treatment I got the first time I pissed off Paul on Halo? lol

all of the eoffers I know who would marry me are old, american, or band

my best hope would be to get the list of cdn wannabees and marry the hottest one

so get in line. it's like 3 or 4 I forget

ps wtf @ thread

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Originally Posted by Kyle

You, Jiro. You're legal, but on the edge of jailbait, just how grandpa likes it.

Oh, we're supposed to not be creepy. I don't know, someone with a cool last name so I can have it.

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It's hard to creep me out. My last name isn't that cool really but we could make a new one entirely.

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Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will

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Originally Posted by Iceglow

Oh really I thought me and Paul did a pretty smurfing good job of that too! Then again we also put you in boxes so we could shoot you for comic relief, Hey Will maybe you ought to try it sometime!

I don't know who I'd marry, I thought I pretty much all but in name was married already to Paul!

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Aw did you guys give him the same treatment I got the first time I pissed off Paul on Halo? lol

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In the 501st vs the Zombie party we put Julian in the Halo 3 cage and then we put him in to the second cage idea we had which literally was a giant box. If you notice, he gets kinda upset about it after all he stupidly stayed in there for over 4 hours and for 700+ deaths.

I'm never getting married, so I won't marry any of you! I will, however, allow all of you to buy me wedding gifts. That I will exchange for candy and booze. And Play Doh.

Can I just get you play doh foa? :bigsmile: It's a good excuse to get myself some.

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Originally Posted by qwertysaur

Can I just get you play doh foa? :bigsmile: It's a good excuse to get myself some.

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Acceptable!

Psychotic, of course :aimblush: Or my precious Kaycee!