Did you hear there's a wedding?

[Jiro]

Before I begin, let me set up a disclaimer: Try not to be too creepy here. You know who you are, Creepy McCreepsters.

Now, if you could marry one EoFFer (sorry, no polygamy here), who would it be? Give a reason too, if you like. Again, refer to the disclaimer: don't be a creep.

As for me? Well
Oh GoBo can't you see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you GoBo you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come GoBo do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.

[Loony BoB]

It's a secret! I'm not telling! You'll never figure it out!

[Rantz]

After plenty of consideration, I have decided on Lola Cat. Because, well... mrrowww =^w^=

[Pheesh]

Dunno, who's the richest person most likely to cheat on me?

[Old Manus]

Try not to be too creepy here.

[Jiro]

I thought I had better try, you know?

[qwertysaur]

[Goldenboko]

JIRO! Take me you wild stallion!

[Jiro]

[qwertysaur]

Where will the honeymoon be? There are so many choices!

Costa del sol?
Jidoor?
Zozo?
Gold Saucer?
Lix?
The Honeybee inn?
Bevelle?
Bodhum? (Beware of PSICOM, you may be purged )
The Rift?
Narshe?
Dollet?
Lindblum?
Chocobo's Air Garden?
Melmond?
Fynn?
Kaipo?
The Floating continent from FF III?
ed's technicolor nightmare?

[Goldenboko]

Any public restroom will do.

[qwertysaur]

Any public restroom will do.

[Jiro]

Let's go to a cottage

[Bunny]

I would marry myself, for there is no sweeter a fruit.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

What if you just want to marry certain parts of their anatomy? Like a kidney?